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The frocky horror show EH?! are yiz havin that one?!  EH?!?
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Dec 6, 2017 22:54
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It was very obvious that Sugar really, really needed to go for a poo poo there at the end
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Bye Jade, your resting bitch face kinda turned me on.
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I'm unreasonably excited for Elizabeth's interview with Claude next week
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onoflalks posted:I'm unreasonably excited for Elizabeth's interview with Claude next week forreal. Can't wait for next week in general.
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Hi guys, as I can't watch live any more I did you all the favour of recording my thoughts as I watched about an hour out of sync. Love Joanna's purple dress, really suits her Way to go Elizabeth and Michaela sexually harrassing the models Purple hair men's designer is lovely and - wait what 50% Joanna gently caress you. It's already building to an Elizabeth firing but if Joanna doesn't go I'm gonna be mildly perturbed. Jade's model looks real good, from my perspective as a connoisseur of America's Next Top Model Harrison is worthless on this and it's apparently Jade's fault. Who am I kidding, Jade's team are hosed and she'll go despite Harrison being a loving moron I hate James way more than I hate Harrison - JAMES NO DONT MODEL (for the entire shoot) AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH Sarah you sell things for a living, don't whine when the person who doesn't that you pushed into the pitch, doesn't know what to do Jade's team using the wrong name is for some reason going to be a big deal later when they've already ballsed it up, but Joanna's team will still lose (I don't know why they bother with team names any more when by the time they start being mixed-gender no one knows which is which) The post-apocalypse tudor stuff is actually gorgeous Joanna you actually said you wanted two models and are now complaining that two models was bad Joanna probably is gonna win now because they hosed it up so bad The balloons will destroy them WHY ARE WE MAKING JAMES MODEL AGAIN Oh Christ Helen is here and she is gonna be pissed. Well she was quite polite actually but they got rid of the loving balloons. Bet it'll be an issue in the boardroom for some reason, like "hell of a girl" balloons would be any better. I hate you James so much AUUUUGH JADE WHY. The worst. She's entirely bullshitting. But if she sells like two items she's beat the other team, so. At least they have real models. "Michaela is too northern" It's Jade, Harrison or Joanna, I don't think anyone else is in the firing line. The two PMs or fuckin Harrison. Both the men must have a great business plan to still be here. I was on Sarah's side since the first episode so I hope she doesn't go, and Elizabeth is wonderful weird. James is probably safe, whatever, Sralun loves his type. Sralan doesn't give a poo poo about women's fashion, quelle fuckin surprise "I run a construction magazine not a fashion one" "It's the same thing though" lol I wanna see men in hi-vis posing against something lighter and more exciting than bamboo Oooooof, brutalised. Hope it's fuckin Harrison. gently caress by that VTR Elizabeth is either gonna go next week or win the loving thing. Wow the edit is wrecking Jade. Sarah's like "she took on the responsibility of PM" no, you made her do it! I assume that means Jade is pretty safe The Frances this year is a much better actress than the last few Sarah's boardroom makeup artist needs to be fired immediately  RIP Harrison yesss. Double though Ouch, wow. No fuss no muss. Bye, bye. I'm a bit sad about Jade. Not about Harrison. Glad Sarah made it. Michaela's still gonna be top 3 if not the winner. INTERVIEWS *takes a bow*
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Whatever NDA these people sign apparently doesn't mean you can't promote your current business, as Elizabeth is tweeting about making flowers for Meghan Markle https://twitter.com/Lizzie_McKenna1/status/936588939338625024 "flowers by Susan" 
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eating only apples posted:Hi guys, as I can't watch live any more I did you all the favour of recording my thoughts as I watched about an hour out of sync. otherwise a solid episode review
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Dec 7, 2017 01:46
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Khablam posted:not enough sobbing into your own hands and crying WHY There was an AUUUGH WHY which I feel counts, plus an AAAAAAGHHH and a NO and a WHY. Sobbing implied.
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Was it me or did Harrison properly sulk over his dismissal? When he spent the entire task washing his hands seemingly oblivious to the fact the whole ‘process’ is about how adaptable candidates are.
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Was it me or did Harrison properly sulk over his dismissal? When he spent the entire task washing his hands seemingly oblivious to the fact the whole ‘process’ is about how adaptable candidates are. Because he's a massive bellend.
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Dec 7, 2017 14:47
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I wish more was made of Elizabeth inappropriately touching potential employees during an interview. That should've been one of those 'your team won but you can't do that poo poo so you're fired' scenarios.
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Steve2911 posted:I wish more was made of Elizabeth inappropriately touching potential employees during an interview. I thought it was light hearted and playful behaviour. Nobody seemed to mind.
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Dec 8, 2017 00:52
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If anyone cares enough to watch a 60minute episode on the  FINAL FIVE it's on tomorrow (Friday 8th) at 23:25 BBC1
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Pissflaps posted:I thought it was light hearted and playful behaviour. Nobody seemed to mind. Gender swap it. It was cringey. I do actually agree with you, but it just goes to show how what was acceptable even 5 years ago is now looked at askew. I found myself wondering if that would come back to haunt her. She was THIRSTY.
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Rondette posted:Gender swap it. It was cringey. I do actually agree with you, but it just goes to show how what was acceptable even 5 years ago is now looked at askew. I found myself wondering if that would come back to haunt her. She was THIRSTY. Elizabeth is a huge bloke. Loads of what she does they'd say was okay for men to do (being bossy) and bad for them to do (the weird gross groping). I cannot BELIEVE she's in the interviews. And Jade isn't, when she's done so well in every other task.
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99.24% sure Elizabeth was let through to interviews just for ratings when she gets torn apart. Jade was much too competent to be a 2nd firee, so Shugs probably wasn't interested in her business plan all that much.
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Khablam posted:99.24% sure Elizabeth was let through to interviews just for ratings when she gets torn apart. In my head I've been expecting the final to be Jade and Sarah since they're the most "normal humans" of the bunch. Even if Sarah thought that "Gourmet Crusaders" was an okay name. Now I'm really not sure. Perhaps Joanna has a good business plan and she's this year's Alannah?
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Dec 8, 2017 13:09
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Dec 8, 2017 13:14
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Oh the final 5 thing is on at 9pm That makes like 10x more sense
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Michaela's winning. I bet Pissflap's life on it.
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I think Sugar must like the cut of James’ jib to a degree because he has been loving useless the last few weeks and yet given a seeming free pass.
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What happens when 2016's Best Business Brain in BritainTM teams up with business magnate Lord Sugar, combining her entrepreneurial brilliance with his millions and 50 years of experience? If you answered: the recall of 7 out of 8 of their product lines after an investigation by the Food Standards Agency, then you'd be correct!
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It never occurred to me that that cake business actually exists now. Come to think of it, other than Tom slinging his crap on Twitter I've never really seen evidence of any of these businesses after the fact. They don't seem to take off massively, do they?
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Dec 13, 2017 08:42
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I found it particularly funny that one of Mark's success stories for his digital marketing agency is listed as Alana's business. One of the other 7 is a tiny business that had a £500 budget.
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I actually like how naff it all is. It's why I continue to watch. Back in the day you used to cringe at the antics of the contestants but now you cringe at the entire production of the show itself. The funniest part is I get the impression Sugar is really quite delusional at this point and thinks families across the country gather round the TV every Wednesday evening to hang on his every word and chortle and guffaw and slap their knees at his several jokes per week.
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crispix posted:The funniest part is I get the impression Sugar is really quite delusional at this point and thinks families across the country gather round the TV every Wednesday evening to hang on his every word and chortle and guffaw and slap their knees at his several jokes per week. I'm sure its no accident most contestants seem sycophants to that idea too - the whole final five episode basically just told us how all the contestants had started from nothing.
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Dec 13, 2017 13:49
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Steve2911 posted:It never occurred to me that that cake business actually exists now. I saw Ridiculously Rich at Chatsworth Fair in September and they're at the Manchester Christmas Market this week. I can't say I've seen loads of people buying stuff, but they exist!
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Dec 13, 2017 16:21
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I wouldn’t wipe my arse with her cakes.
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Dec 13, 2017 16:28
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Neither would I, it’d be expensive, messy and incredibly ineffective.
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Dec 13, 2017 16:47
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I've walked past the doctor lady's cosmetic clinic in London, I imagine it probably is rather profitable, in the way that selling snake oil to idiots often is.
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Marmaduke! posted:I've walked past the doctor lady's cosmetic clinic in London, I imagine it probably is rather profitable, in the way that selling snake oil to idiots often is. When’s your next appointment?
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Dec 13, 2017 17:51
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Does Lord Sugar actually invest his own money in the businesses or is it setup so that the fee paid to him by the BBC includes the $250k that he invests? I assume he's not dumb enough to actually do the former.
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Dec 13, 2017 20:46
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That music after the phone call was so over dramatic lol
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Dec 13, 2017 22:05
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gret posted:Does Lord Sugar actually invest his own money in the businesses or is it setup so that the fee paid to him by the BBC includes the $250k that he invests? I assume he's not dumb enough to actually do the former. I'd bet more money the BBC pay him. They're bad at making money.
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gret posted:Does Lord Sugar actually invest his own money in the businesses or is it setup so that the fee paid to him by the BBC includes the $250k that he invests? I assume he's not dumb enough to actually do the former. Yeh but 
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Dec 13, 2017 22:08
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Come on, who talks to themselves like that?  You'd be loving sectioned.
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Dec 13, 2017 22:11
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Claude is an ARSEHOLE. Idk if he was right or not because I don't know anything about that industry, but still.
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