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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

just search my post history for "diarrhea princess"
So the final is on tonight, eh.

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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

crispix posted:

So the final is on tonight, eh.

Eh?!

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?
Ooh, thanks for the reminder, I'd've forgotten otherwise

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

crispix posted:

So the final is on tonight, eh.

So annoying. Why?!

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Itís always on a Sunday isnít it? They like to have a weekend of finaleís and awards before Christmas on the BBC.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Can't really be hosed watching it. The finalists are just utter shite.

Isn't the lie on James' website illegal?

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Steve2911 posted:

Can't really be hosed watching it. The finalists are just utter shite.

Isn't the lie on James' website illegal?

Michaela vs Elizabeth would have been a thousand times better to watch and actually have the one candidate who wasn't complete shite (I thought Sarah qualified too until the interviews).

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012



2008,2014,2015,2017,2018
2019,2020,2021,2022,2023
2024,2025,2026,2027,2028
I'm gonna watch it, but can't make the live screening.
Prediction : James wins cause sugar wants to "take a chance" - this is a foregone conclusion but it'll be edited to make it look like a gamble because Sarah will have a much better pitch.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Here we go. What a load of shite

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Siobhan picked last :allears:

O-Unit
Oct 22, 2005
Ultra Carp
Laughing way too hard at the word Ďtití there

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

How can you put sweets in a jar and say itís a big busines with a straight face smh
Itís somethibf a child would do

Name it sugar tits

Also pretty sure James would be sued out of existence in 5 minutes it makes no sense why heís here

All in all I hope James gets absolutely battered

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






These are two of the worst candidates to have gotten this far, I hope both of them fail and Alan takes his money home.

Staggy
Mar 20, 2008

Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to
These expensive
These is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes


Michaela looked like she wanted to strangle everyone else in that car.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Why wouldnít you have a name in your head already

Why wouldnít you have a rough brand identity at the very least

What is going on

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

*in the james voice*
How about LinkedIn??? Itís unique, itís professional, itís me

Austen Tassletine
Nov 5, 2010
I still think the show went in the wrong direction when it changed from being a job to this business partner nonsense. Elizabeth and Joanna's plans were dead on arrival, so everything they did from the very start was utterly futile. It just exposes how pointless the whole thing is.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



How contrived is it that they didn't even get to see the billboards before they were finalised.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Michela just called SiobhŠn a bellend :D

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Why are none of them using the sexy people as the face of the business what the hell

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Ricky Martin is lookin rough

Katty!
Aug 26, 2015

Chillin'

lobsters mate for life, essential knowledge in the business world

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Iím having a stroke just imaging pitching to some serious people the words:

We put cheap sweets in a plastic cup

Katty!
Aug 26, 2015

Chillin'

100% of people said they would like free sweets. thus my business is a foregone success

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Oh no

Unbelievable

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Tbh if that little postal box was dirt cheap I'd probably get them.

It's probably like a tenner minimum though.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Steve2911 posted:

Tbh if that little postal box was dirt cheap I'd probably get them.

It's probably like a tenner minimum though.

The jars on here current site are EIGHTEEN POUNDS plus postage

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy
Michaela was robbed, these two are useless.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






First thing I thought of with Sarah's pitch was that its like Moonpig in that you're paying a premium for a customised gift that you can just buy online with minimal effort. Which is a vastly better idea than "hi, I got sacked for trying to nick clients from my old company to join the one I'm trying to sell to you now which also isn't accredited like I'm claiming".

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



What is Elizabeth's deal with lobsters?

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Steve2911 posted:

What is Elizabeth's deal with lobsters?

Did you know they mate for life?

Katty!
Aug 26, 2015

Chillin'

can we just throw an 18-sided die next year and get it over with in week 1

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Ohhhh heís a little rat boy oval office int he

I hope someone breaks his legs

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Little shite.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

gently caress RIGHT OFF

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
gently caress off

HappyCamperGL
May 18, 2014

wtf this is bullshit!!?

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
What a load of loving shite

Katty!
Aug 26, 2015

Chillin'

What The gently caress

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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Absolute fuckin shite

Sugar is a senile old charlatan oval office. Nobody has a clue

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