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Steve2911 posted:That Josh Gad looking fucker has the best worst glasses. Haha jikes. Looks like he's gone into a plumbing trade store and knocked them together in the aisle
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Steve2911 posted:That Josh Gad looking fucker has the best worst glasses. 
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Oct 4, 2017 20:50
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Well deserved firing imo
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Oct 4, 2017 20:56
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onoflalks posted:Well deserved firing imo
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Oct 4, 2017 20:57
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Needs ears turning bright red, but otherwise perfect.
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Oct 4, 2017 20:59
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Next week's looks amazing.
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God I despise their approach to blame and responsibility. The burgers can't be called organic because the crumb isn't organic. You! The exact specific person who typed the word organic, that's your fault! Not the PM, who suggested organic burgers, and didn't check that they were organic. We shouldn't have been at Brixton. You! The first guy to utter the words Brixton! That was your fault, not the huge team in Brixton that didn't decide to gently caress off elsewhere when they saw there wasn't people there. We lost the task because we had no costings. You! The only guy who did costings! This is your fault! Hang the lot of them.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:18
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I wish the teams weren't so obviously constrained by how they're allowed to approach these tasks. Why not just let them adopt whatever strategy they like to make money selling burgers? Maybe they just want to sell cooked ones or just want to sell to the trade or be one big team or three small teams or do a veggie burger but no it's got to be two teams with a loving 'sub team' leader with two types of meat sold in the same way. It's just too managed.
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Pissflaps posted:I wish the teams weren't so obviously constrained by how they're allowed to approach these tasks. Why not just let them adopt whatever strategy they like to make money selling burgers? Maybe they just want to sell cooked ones or just want to sell to the trade or be one big team or three small teams or do a veggie burger but no it's got to be two teams with a loving 'sub team' leader with two types of meat sold in the same way. It's just too managed. This is true but at the same time they also have to arrange to have a camera crew and other watchful people following them around and they have to schedule everything around what they do, so there's probably a hard limit on how flexible they can be. I'm guessing they were given a choice of 2-3 locations to sell in. It also makes it easier to compare how the two teams are doing I guess?  I don't know it's an awful show.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:37
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It's easy to compare the two teams however they do it you just count the money.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:39
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Pissflaps posted:It's easy to compare the two teams however they do it you just count the money. Minute to minute I mean. 'The blokes' subteam are still packing burgers and the women's subteam are already selling leftover stock' is an easy way to compare (even though it's almost never accurate).
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Oct 4, 2017 21:52
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Pissflaps posted:It's easy to compare the two teams however they do it you just count the money. There's a lot of flexibility in some, later, tasks, but I rather think this is intentional in the first week(s) to make an edit that makes sense. It can cut between sub-teams and you know what's going on by location alone and can focus on the nonsense they're saying. Later episodes have the narrator bookend scenes to explain what each team is trying to achieve and how. In the little freedom they had we witnessed people running around bridges trying to sell uncooked 'beef' to complete randoms leaving work, so I don't know what kind of madness you'd see if there wasn't some structure.
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Oct 4, 2017 22:50
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The Apprentice doesn't have a narrator does it? And I'm not sure if you have inside knowledge of this series but based on recent years there's very little flexibility all the way to the end.
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Pissflaps posted:The Apprentice doesn't have a narrator does it? There always has been and he always says the same poo poo.
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Khablam posted:In the little freedom they had we witnessed people running around bridges trying to sell uncooked 'beef' to complete randoms leaving work, so I don't know what kind of madness you'd see if there wasn't some structure. How can you say this like it's somehow a bad thing? Chaos is why we watch this drat show.
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:How can you say this like it's somehow a bad thing? Chaos is why we watch this drat show. Hatewatching is the one true way.
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Oct 5, 2017 13:06
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I dislike how so many people use myself instead of me, to try to appear smart and all sort of official-like. You rarely hear a "me" on this show.
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Oct 5, 2017 17:01
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Or even "I did". They all speak like poorly programmed fleshbots.
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Oct 5, 2017 17:06
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:How can you say this like it's somehow a bad thing? Chaos is why we watch this drat show. Chaos is good, but the task segment of the show is ~25mins and if half of that is explaining why some twit has sent 5 people out into london in a star formation we'd have less of the payoff. They're given just enough rope to hang themselves with. The tasks aren't perfect but they'd have to change things up a bit with the format at the same time to give a really open approach.
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Oct 6, 2017 00:46
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I can't find this anywhere on the internet, can a goon in shining armour help me out?
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Manic X posted:I can't find this anywhere on the internet, can a goon in shining armour help me out? http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b097rvk5/the-apprentice-series-13-1-burgers
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I like this watching this programme on television, though. It is good fun to watch berks making right wallies of themselves 
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I was at Stone food fair today and saw this. Alana was not present, but according to that 'Brand Ambassador' (sigh) she is very 'hands on' and they have spoke on the phone loads. I will let you know what the quality of the stuff I bought (2 for £5, fairly reasonable for the slabs we got) after we have eaten it. 
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Caught the back half of the first episode on repeat last night, that Charles is gonna get the bulletin from Sugah purely on being annoying regardless of his performance.
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I was entirely set to bail like I did last year from the very start, but that was actually quite fun so I'll stick with it for now. Elizabeth looks far too much like someone I know and it's weird, she's just the same faffy wide-eyed kind of woman too. Elliot is doomed, the lady who PMd this time might do quite well if she's lucky. Nice to see ol' Apprentice Thread Hero  Tom back for a minute. I still use his stupid loving wavy nail file!
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Rondette posted:I was at Stone food fair today and saw this. Is... is that a woman choking to death in the background?
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I can't use iplayer in vietnam sadly, don't have a working vpn.
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I think iplayer still gets owned by non-vpn solutions to geoblocking.
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Finally found it after hundreds of pop-ups even with a firewall and adblock - task was quite boring. Bring back Jason Leech please.
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It's the Changing Rooms edition tonight!
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Whoooop here we go
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Oct 11, 2017 20:02
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New glasses for, er, glasses. No better though.
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Oct 11, 2017 20:06
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smell my finger. do it. d'you want 250 grand or not
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Khablam posted:New glasses for, er, glasses. which one but?
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Oct 11, 2017 20:06
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Wtf, have they given them broom cupboards or something? Why would you let these mooks loose on your hotel?
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Rondette posted:Wtf, have they given them broom cupboards or something? Why would you let these mooks loose on your hotel? It's the hotel version of "Lord Sugar's laid on some top retailers..." e: gently caress yessssss Siobhan and Elizabeth on same subteam
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onoflalks posted:which one but? Dad glasses girl now has hipster-lite glasses
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Oct 11, 2017 20:08
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I've never seen breakdancing like that.
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Claude corpsing?!
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