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The hospital thing was loving excruciating. What is this show?
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It all seemed like they were doing well, until the tours actually started
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Some of those people look like they want to cry.
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This is like one of those Eastern European scam tours that's just
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Khablam posted:This is like one of those Eastern European scam tours that's just literally. My stream is a bit behind and I thought the thing about "old and new buildings and loads of people" was paraphrasing... but it's not. This is so embarrassing.
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Odds on sugar saying it was "more like a segue"?
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I would demand to be compensated for my time wasted on this poo poo tbh. They are robbing these people of their holidays
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This is the worst thing lmao “I know a lot about beer and beer tasting” Later “I bet this beer would get you drunk”
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I like how these tasks never go well. They'll either gently caress it up from the get-go or spend the first 20 minutes convincing you that they might do okay, and then they'll find a way to gently caress it up.
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£6 for a souvenir keyring from that tour? hahahahahahahaha
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These challenges are always the ones I feel worst about for the public. Every other challenge risks a few minutes of an awkward interaction with the candidates. These basically waste an entire day of some poor sod's holiday. There's a woman on the blue tour that just looks miserable.
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Is Sugar dying his hair?
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So when they sold the tour, did they KNOW that it was 15 minutes on a segway, not a segway tour?
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Weird to think someone is being paid to write sugars lovely rear end attempts at humour
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Staggy posted:These challenges are always the ones I feel worst about for the public. Every other challenge risks a few minutes of an awkward interaction with the candidates. These basically waste an entire day of some poor sod's holiday. There's a woman on the blue tour that just looks miserable. Don't forget that one guy last week who was about to have his dinner and got convinced to travel a few miles across London to sell an Amstrad only to get stood up
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Anyone who knowingly interacts with Apprentice candidates deserves what they get. Fair enough for foreigners ignorant of the infamy. Re: the Segway tour I think James was supposed to ring and check and then never did, the editing highlighted that conversation during the selling.
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At least two are going to go here imo
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Banter... doesn’t included joking about other people - Alan sugar, the bants man
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I reckon he will spare Charles but make him PM next week.
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underwhelming boardroom action, but incredibly embarrassing task. Pretty decent episode. Can't believe Andrew wasn't fired.
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All I took from this episode is after six tasks Elizabeth thinks Sajan's name is Sergeant.
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Thinking of trying to track down some series 1 or 2 episodes to remind myself what this programme was like before it became this loving soap opera farce where half a team is told to sell something that hasn't been arranged by the other half clearly designed to create annoyed customers. gently caress off.
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eating only apples posted:All I took from this episode is after six tasks Elizabeth thinks Sajan's name is Sergeant. Well I'll be damned. Not sure what the Sarah Jane girl did to deserve a firing. She seemed semi-competent and it's not exactly her fault the tour itself was such shite. If someone sold me a beer tasting in Bruges and it was just a lad talking poo poo about how drunk Belgian beer gets you I'd walk out and demand double my money back.
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Pissflaps posted:Thinking of trying to track down some series 1 or 2 episodes to remind myself what this programme was like before it became this loving soap opera farce where half a team is told to sell something that hasn't been arranged by the other half clearly designed to create annoyed customers. gently caress off. There's a lot on youtube!
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Steve2911 posted:
As the PM she certainly shares some element of the blame for the lovely tour. But I think she was fired for not really making an impression. In last week's episode her entire role was sitting opposite the others in the taxi. Not actually really contributing anything.
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Marmaduke! posted:As the PM she certainly shares some element of the blame for the lovely tour. But I think she was fired for not really making an impression. In last week's episode her entire role was sitting opposite the others in the taxi. Not actually really contributing anything. She was sat in a room with Charles and Andrew though who actually did poo poo to be fired over.
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I kind of love that Elizabeth is grimly holding on, despite being openly disliked by at least half the competitors. Go Elizabeth!
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Pissflaps posted:Thinking of trying to track down some series 1 or 2 episodes to remind myself what this programme was like before it became this loving soap opera farce where half a team is told to sell something that hasn't been arranged by the other half clearly designed to create annoyed customers. gently caress off. 2-5 is golden era if you want to go looking
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Marmaduke! posted:As the PM she certainly shares some element of the blame for the lovely tour. But I think she was fired for not really making an impression. In last week's episode her entire role was sitting opposite the others in the taxi. Not actually really contributing anything. She doesn't do anything. Most episodes she doesn't say a word. While I get that the idea is "fire the ones who aren't very good" in reality it's more "fire the ones who are quiet" for a while at least.
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Exactly, in a way it's the opposite of Big Brother type shows where the most bombastic competitors get kicked out because they draw the most attention to themselves, but in the Apprentice if you don't get noticed one way or the other you're usually for the chop. Doesn't necessarily mean if you're quiet you'll lose, if you have enough other positive qualities you can still win, e.g. Tom.
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It's got to be about time for a double firing? Surely?
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Checking in ETA- Chuck and Liz to go.
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Ooo good, the advertising episode....who will get all Kubrick on the ad set?
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nomapple posted:It's got to be about time for a double firing? Surely? It's gonna need two i think over the series? So about on time.
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Ahah a Spandeau!
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Why are they renaming a Ford Fiesta ffs
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Another “read Alan sugars stupid rear end mind” task ffs Advertising cars is difficult on low budget especially with a white goods car This is gonna suck. Lol
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Bape Culture posted:This is gonna suck. Lol good
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In fairness to the ultimate failure of this task, that is a non-descript nothing of a car
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# ? Jun 1, 2023 21:03 |
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Why are all the ad ideas they have like something from the Eighties. Oh my god Elizabeth, write the advert, star in the advert :cringe:
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