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roboshit posted:and then he went and stood on the table in an apple store ranting about something he’s rich, don’t feel bad for him at all
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:it is loving weird that rj45 didn't get squeezed a lot flatter at some point, it is one of those where the physical dimensions are obviously unnecessarily large and a forward-compatible redesign (with a slightly wider but much flatter section with the same wiring was instead used) would have been trivial there were a couple of minirj45 attempts i think from the shove as many 1g ports on a chassis blade era; force10? extreme? maybe x1c probably can pxe or WoL off that nic because enterprise lol and its less painful than usb ethernet
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Endless Mike posted:i thought you left apple I left plenty of morons behind to cover for me
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SRQ posted:The 2019 Mac Pro, now expandable with one PCI-E x16 for any* device you can imagine. i think you mean 16 1-lane thunderbolt connectors for ipads pro clustering offload
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Oct 12, 2018 02:28
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The Management posted:Siri is bad and doesn’t seem to be improving at a reasonable rate. I’m fairly use everyone involved with it is a moron. the siri founder was allowed to do a magic trick on penn and teller fool us for some loving reason and he just seemed like an idiot who's been sheltered from that reality by his money and hangers-on for his entire life. he wasn't even particularly articulate like a jobs or cook so i have no idea how the gently caress he led an organization. and siri is awful. the other day i was cooking chicken and wanted to double check the temp so i said "hey siri what's the temperature for chicken?" and got the weather for Chicken, Arkansas.
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Oct 12, 2018 02:34
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iPhone excessive is waterproof right. so immerse a bunch of them in flowing water. is it a web-scale cluster of water-cooled shared-nothing compute modules, or a leaky bathtub full of phones? why not both
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Oct 12, 2018 02:35
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jit bull transpile posted:and siri is awful. the other day i was cooking chicken and wanted to double check the temp so i said "hey siri what's the temperature for chicken?" and got the weather for Chicken, Arkansas. i just checked with Siri and it’s chicken, Alaska. it’s 32 degrees btw
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Oct 12, 2018 02:52
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I've never used a Siri
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Oct 12, 2018 03:24
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jit bull transpile posted:and siri is awful. the other day i was cooking chicken and wanted to double check the temp so i said "hey siri what's the temperature for chicken?" and got the weather for Chicken, Arkansas. lmao what were you expecting?
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Oct 12, 2018 03:26
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dece voice recognition hooked up to wolfram alfa was a fun party trick a decade ago but now everyone just wants to use voice assistants to spend 10% more on amazon
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Oct 12, 2018 03:53
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Cocoa Crispies posted:lmao it to tell me the safe temperature to cook chicken to. why would I want to know the temperature in a tiny town nowhere close to me?
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Oct 12, 2018 03:59
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then why didn’t you ask that?
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Oct 12, 2018 04:01
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fart simpson posted:then why didn’t you ask that? because anything with any kind of intelligence would have known what I meant? the Google assistant gets this right.
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Oct 12, 2018 04:03
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they'd only give you the fda temp for overcooked chicken breast instead of the actual desired temp for a decent cut because "machine learning" is and always will be a worthless gimmick
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Oct 12, 2018 04:05
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:they'd only give you the fda temp for overcooked chicken breast instead of the actual desired temp for a decent cut because "machine learning" is and always will be a worthless gimmick that is what I wanted and more relevant than the temperature of a town that no one had heard of or cares about
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Oct 12, 2018 04:06
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it's 165 degrees BTW. I got that by typing "what is the temperature for chicken" into Google
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Oct 12, 2018 04:07
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actually weve all heard of that town and know the temperature
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Oct 12, 2018 04:12
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i dunno if id trust any machine learning search engine to not pick the first result from a food blog some things i still want to search on my own it makes sense and im not poo pooing it but i wouldnt trust the recommendation since half the time i get some dorkos lazy recipe instead of the real recipe when i google recipes
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Oct 12, 2018 04:14
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i searched for “dog friendly restaurant” in apple maps the other day and it came back with a restaurant called Friendly in South Korea it took me a minute to figure out how the third word got in there just to be very clear, I am not making a joke, apple maps is actually that bad. I just did the search again (from home) just now and it returned the results you’d expect though 🤷♀️
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Oct 12, 2018 04:17
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apple maps is the worst
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Agile Vector posted:actually weve all heard of that town and know the temperature lol
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Oct 12, 2018 04:22
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i use siri on mac more than my phone because i can ask it to open terminal easily that sole purpose puts it ahead of the nothing i use it for on my phone
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Oct 12, 2018 04:58
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SRQ posted:i use siri on mac more than my phone because i can ask it to open terminal easily if you press cmd+space, type "ter" and hit enter you will launch terminal and that is way faster than talking at your computer imo
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Oct 12, 2018 05:00
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exploded mummy posted:i used to have a laptop in my office with a loving coax jack for ethernet please share make and model and which vendor UNIX it ran
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jit bull transpile posted:if you press cmd+space, type "ter" and hit enter you will launch terminal and that is way faster than talking at your computer imo what if i'm leaning back and don't wanna.
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Oct 12, 2018 05:11
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jit bull transpile posted:it's 165 degrees BTW. I got that by typing "what is the temperature for chicken" into Google 165 wtf enjoy your chicken-flavor-dusted sawdust I guess.
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Oct 12, 2018 05:15
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i cook my chicken to 115
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Shortcuts is good, all apps should support it
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lmbo if u cook chicken. yeah let me RUIN my food cause i cant handle some bacteria. psh
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Oct 12, 2018 05:24
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I have it on good authority that chicken sashimi is v good
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Oct 12, 2018 05:27
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Kevin Mitnick P.E. posted:its not 2002, if you need wired ethernet on your laptop suck it up and use a dongle i looked into building a gaming pc a couple of months ago (its been a tough year) so i looked into some components. coming from a couple of decades of apple stuff i was shocked that only the very-top-of-the-line led-disco motherboards had wifi built-in so i went to the yospos pc gaming thread. they were shocked that i was shocked.
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Oct 12, 2018 05:29
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Feisty-Cadaver posted:165 wtf enjoy your chicken-flavor-dusted sawdust I guess. glad to kno toxic masculinity has taken over eating a chicken breast what activity can't be turned into a macho pissing exercise, truly a marvel
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Oct 12, 2018 05:42
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the only time you should be checking temp is like for big roasts and related or when smoking otherwise you’re just a failure at cooking 
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also what’s the temperature of chicken is broken English as gently caress and you didn’t nearly get what you deserved
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lancemantis posted:also what’s the temperature of chicken is broken English as gently caress and you didn’t nearly get what you deserved nlp torture test. anyone above room temperature iq knows what it means but it can very reasonably parse to something completely wrong and don’t fuckin make excuses for a fuckin computer wtf. this is a safe space
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jit bull transpile posted:glad to kno toxic masculinity has taken over eating a chicken breast menstruation childbirth um other uterus stuff
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lancemantis posted:the only time you should be checking temp is like for big roasts and related or when smoking otherwise you’re just a failure at cooking I use my broiler a lot and a probe thermometer has helped me get timing right since 1 minute can make a big difference
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using a thermometer really helped me to cook a better steak on the grill now i get a perfect medium rare every time
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lancemantis posted:also what’s the temperature of chicken is broken English as gently caress and you didn’t nearly get what you deserved lol what teh gently caress kind of argument is this, posted in hte no caps no punctuation post zone even. nobody conversationally speaks perfect queens english either, and natural language processing woudl be broken as hell if it were to require that
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i remember a whole thing a while back where if you asked google "how long does it take to caramelize onions" it would tell you "5 to 8 minutes" because some popular food blog initially posted that incorrect figure (it's more like half an hour),, and everyone writing their own recipes googled it and reused that bad data, and then google itself picked up on the consensus and inserted it into their assistant database, and well, now it's just a known fact that you can caramelize onions in 5 minutes. not working? you must be doing it wrong
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