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do people actually use their laptops on the go bluetooth keyboard + laptop stand at home is so much nicer
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Nov 27, 2017 20:22
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I used a black marker to color the LED indicator on the caps lock key so it doesn’t look like it’s always on
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Nov 27, 2017 21:10
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applecare trip report: took my 2016 fuckbar keyboard MBP to the mac store because a bunch of keys were double-registering and/or not-registering, also the trackpad sometimes got stuck because of ~*dUsT*~ first they tried to tell me that it was because I wasn't on weed sierra then after I argued with them a bunch, they applecared it and replaced the logic board, which can't be disconnected from the keyboard total repair price without applecare would have been $800 lappy works now, looking forward to having to do this bullshit again in 6 months after the keybaord dies
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Nov 27, 2017 21:35
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Poopernickel posted:applecare trip report: lol the trackpad also gets hosed from dust? how?
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Nov 27, 2017 22:06
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lmao. let me guess the logicboard is now tied to the chassis because ~*touch-id*~
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Nov 27, 2017 22:59
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infernal machines posted:lmao. let me guess the logicboard is now tied to the chassis because ~*touch-id*~ I bet it has to do with the battery goo that gets injected into every free inch if the housing.
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Nov 27, 2017 23:04
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cis autodrag posted:I bet it has to do with the battery goo that gets injected into every free inch if the housing.  Txt me.
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Nov 27, 2017 23:07
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dustgate is real
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Nov 27, 2017 23:27
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That commercial is pretty revealing "what's a computer?" -Apple, 2017
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Nov 27, 2017 23:34
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Poopernickel posted:replaced the logic board, which can't be disconnected from the keyboard lmao
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Nov 28, 2017 00:05
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im always seeing tiny specks of dust wedged right around the edge of my 2017 mbp keys and a few specks inside getting lit up by the kb backlight. no issues yet, but it's doing me a concern
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Nov 28, 2017 00:35
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:lol the trackpad also gets hosed from dust? how? not sure if something was broken in there or what, but sometimes the trackpad wouldn't actuate any more (tap-to-click still worked) shaking the computer like an orphan baby would usually fix it until the next time it got stuck
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Nov 28, 2017 00:37
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:im always seeing tiny specks of dust wedged right around the edge of my 2017 mbp keys and a few specks inside getting lit up by the kb backlight. no issues yet, but it's doing me a concern same worst laptop ever inside the best laptop ever
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Nov 28, 2017 01:52
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Poopernickel posted:not sure if something was broken in there or what, but sometimes the trackpad wouldn't actuate any more (tap-to-click still worked) did you try the stupid canned air thing apple suggests?
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Nov 28, 2017 02:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnCqNH7V9R0
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Nov 28, 2017 03:11
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:did you try the stupid canned air thing apple suggests? did you try punching yourself in the junk repeatedly in penitence for buying such a pos laptop instead of something that isn't destroyed by random particulate?
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Nov 28, 2017 03:14
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this is gonna be pretty obscure but does anyone remember way way waaay back in like ‘06 GBS where there was a thread about going to mars and one poster just could not get over the fact that dust existed? like he’d keep bumping in to every convo all ‘yeah that’s nice but too bad all the astronauts will be drowning in their own dust within months of landing.’ he just couldn’t wrap his head around the fact that we have things like ‘air filters’ or ‘cleaning up’ anyways this laptop has probably led to him being committed so gj apple
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Nov 28, 2017 03:24
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:did you try the stupid canned air thing apple suggests? In truth, no Although I'm p drat sure it wouldn't make any actual difference Also I'm not gonna compressed-air my laptop, that has literally never been a thing on any laptop ever and im not gonna accept "you're using it wrong" from timb Apple should reap the cost of dustgate
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Nov 28, 2017 07:00
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Poopernickel posted:In truth, no agreed, im still sore that their cables always break. i noticed the included usb-c cable for power is super thicc, can't be a coincidence
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Nov 28, 2017 13:20
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Yes, a cable uprated from 10W to 100W is thicker. You've cracked this case wide open.
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Nov 28, 2017 14:43
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Rex-Goliath posted:this is gonna be pretty obscure but does anyone remember way way waaay back in like ‘06 GBS where there was a thread about going to mars and one poster just could not get over the fact that dust existed? a fine observation joking aside pls read https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn23505-toxic-mars-dust-could-hamper-planned-human-missions/ NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Nov 28, 2017 |
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Nov 28, 2017 14:53
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:Yes, a cable uprated from 10W to 100W is thicker. You've cracked this case wide open. magsafe 2 cables are 85W. it's notably thicker and stiffer than those
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Nov 28, 2017 15:21
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:magsafe 2 cables are 85W. it's notably thicker and stiffer than those BangersInMyKnickers posted:Yes, a cable uprated from 85W to 100W is thicker. You've cracked this case wide open.
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Nov 28, 2017 15:25
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the included USBC cable is super thick because it is a full featured thunderbolt 3 cable. besides power it includes a 40 gbps cio link carrying USB 3, display port, and pcie. that multiplexing is done inside the connector, which is why they're so large
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Nov 28, 2017 15:48
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The Management posted:the included USBC cable is super thick because it is a full featured thunderbolt 3 cable. besides power it includes a 40 gbps cio link carrying USB 3, display port, and pcie right into your power socket
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Nov 28, 2017 15:52
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I use mine to connect to my 5k display where it gets power, video, and a USB hub. living the single wire dream. apple believes it's a bad user experience for someone to try their included cable for something other than power and have it fail without obvious reason, so they pack in a $40 cable that most people will use just for power.
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Nov 28, 2017 16:04
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The Management posted:the included USBC cable is super thick because it is a full featured thunderbolt 3 cable. besides power it includes a 40 gbps cio link carrying USB 3, display port, and pcie. that multiplexing is done inside the connector, which is why they're so large that makes more sense
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Nov 28, 2017 16:10
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The Management posted:the included USBC cable is super thick because it is a full featured thunderbolt 3 cable. besides power it includes a 40 gbps cio link carrying USB 3, display port, and pcie. that multiplexing is done inside the connector, which is why they're so large This explains why my apple issued laptop didn't come with a power cable at all. Didn't want to waste the good stuff on internals.
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Nov 28, 2017 19:38
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👀👀👀 https://twitter.com/lemiorhan/status/935578694541770752
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Nov 28, 2017 21:00
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i just did this lol tim cook's apple
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Nov 28, 2017 21:14
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it’s linux levels of bad
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Nov 28, 2017 21:15
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sdfsdfwefjvv https://twitter.com/fedtrial/status/935600121135468545
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Nov 28, 2017 21:29
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lomarf
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Nov 28, 2017 21:30
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was a public tweet to apple support really the best way to disclose this
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Nov 28, 2017 21:33
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poty posted:was a public tweet to apple support really the best way to disclose this nnnnnope lol
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Nov 28, 2017 21:34
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poty posted:was a public tweet to apple support really the best way to disclose this
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Nov 28, 2017 21:34
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jfc
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