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it should also be pointed out that the mac pro was not designed to be mounted like that, so there's a decent chance it's having to throttle whatever component is sitting at the "top" of the cooling triangle![]()
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akadajet posted:the mac pro was such a stupid design and I can't believe apple let it out into the wild like that engineers were 🤦🏼♀️ non stop about these things.
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The Management posted:engineers were 🤦🏼♀️ non stop about these things. I wonder how many times the g4 cube was brought up
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jonny come back and post the g4 bong
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nice white emoji, cracka
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ooooo there is a 2009 cheese-grater mac pro with a 500gb ssd for sale on craigslist too bad it is like 5 hours away and i have absolutely no use for it
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carry on then posted:I wonder how many times the g4 cube was brought up ![]()
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now make the triangle computer tim
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Round peg square hole
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NEED MORE MILK posted:just build a loving hackintosh lmao
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i hope the mac pro next year will have some displayport 1.4 inputs. assuming they cant build it into the usb 3/thunderbolt ports
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carry on then posted:I wonder how many times the g4 cube was brought up the pixar lamp imac is the best computer design of all time unironically
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i thought it was heck of macfag at the time but it grew on me like latent homoeroticism ilampshade all the way
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yeah, let's just build a computer that needs a loving ring 0 efi shim and/or hacked kexts to work, i'm sure this is a thing i can trust to to serious business on and also store my banking details
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yes, lets
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NEED MORE MILK posted:then loving buy something that will let you do that, and not this thing that wont well... you know... that's exactly what people do
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infernal machines posted:yeah, let's just build a computer that needs a loving ring 0 efi shim and/or hacked kexts to work, i'm sure this is a thing i can trust to to serious business on and also store my banking details a system update may or not also render your system unbootable which is always great for when you need to do somework on your computer
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Celexi posted:a system update may or not also render your system unbootable which is always great for when you need to do somework on your computer at the very least your sound will probably stop working
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i love the part where apple people brought up the fact that the imac pro can run firewatch at 60 fps ![]()
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Endless Mike posted:it works fine with beards Sebastian Gorka Keeps Hacking My Phone
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ufarn posted:i love the part where apple people brought up the fact that the imac pro can run firewatch at 60 fps firewatch is good, and i lost my poo poo a little when i found out it was published by panic software. there's even an easter egg-ish thing where they put audion in the game.
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apropo of nothing, Apple is currently making one million iPhones per day.
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“It’s probably the boldest of the things we’ve done – thinking back to the start when the teams started working on [the device] and made proposals of some of the things we would ultimately do with the technology. “At the time, at the beginning, it seemed almost impossible. Not just almost. It seemed impossible. And to pull off what feels impossible and make it possible – and not only that, but just something we love using – is just a great achievement. Phil Schiller sucking his own wee wee in public again I find these interviews with Apple brass interesting, but drat Phil likes the smell of he own fart https://www.t3.com/features/phil-schiller-interview
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today in touchbar news i learned that if you swipe slightly to the left or right on the volume or brightness icons you can adjust them one notch at a time without opening the slider. naturally this is not discoverable at all and i only learned it because a friend accidentally did it and told me about it.
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it's nice because it means the single click for one notch adjustment of the function keys is still there, which is cool, but i wish there was some way to know this was a feature without accidentally falling over onto my touchbar and swiping a little bit or however my friend figured it out.
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C.H.O.M.E posted:today in touchbar news i learned that if you swipe slightly to the left or right on the volume or brightness icons you can adjust them one notch at a time without opening the slider. naturally this is not discoverable at all and i only learned it because a friend accidentally did it and told me about it. i must be a ui genius because I figured this out immediately but it still sucks because to raise volume you frequently end up moving past the touchbar, it’s not an elegant move The Management posted:apropo of nothing, Apple is currently making one million iPhones per day. same but for farts
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akadajet posted:the mac pro was such a stupid design and I can't believe apple let it out into the wild like that The Management posted:I want a Mac Pro with slots and drive bays. gently caress you jony, I don’t give a poo poo how it looks. fortunately for both of you, sarnsungs Copy Apple Division is on the case https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-Electronics-DP700C6A-X01US-Premium-Desktop/dp/B01LZSFEJ3
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credit to sniep for finding this monstrosity![]()
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graph posted:credit to sniep for finding this monstrosity
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C.H.O.M.E posted:from the "no poo poo" department: "it cant cool a single gpu because we totally designed it for 2 gpus which is so many gpus. its definitely not because its a hosed up poo poo design created by the greatest hack of our generation, its because we gave you too much power in the form of 2 really bad gpus"
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graph posted:credit to sniep for finding this monstrosity i thought abortions were illegal in south korea
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graph posted:credit to sniep for finding this monstrosity its the trashpro but comes with a lid
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graph posted:credit to sniep for finding this monstrosity not from this distance your honor
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graph posted:credit to sniep for finding this monstrosity so they put the logos and buttons (which in theory are forward facing, displayed to the user) on the same side all the cables come out of? loving brilliant
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:not from this distance your honor not even close. from any distance
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Shaggar posted:"it cant cool a single gpu because we totally designed it for 2 gpus which is so many gpus. its definitely not because its a hosed up poo poo design created by the greatest hack of our generation, its because we gave you too much power in the form of 2 really bad gpus" "we made it a triangle inside, and now there's no way to make it not a triangle inside"
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Shaggar posted:its the trashpro but comes with a lid they needed to cover the fan for safety
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how do i buy the black box
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