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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > The Techbronomicon: cyberpunk names
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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

St Evan Echoes posted:

has anyone said bill QoSby yet

he puts his services at a higher priority than yours and sends you a wake command later

william henry cosby junior is probably a rapist

# ? Feb 22, 2018 18:12
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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

rear end in a top hat Masonanie posted:

linux lewis

Chris gpubank

# ? Feb 22, 2018 18:36
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Neslepaks
Sep 3, 2003

rear end in a top hat Masonanie posted:

linux lewis

and the newsgroups

# ? Feb 22, 2018 19:04
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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL. I SINK ALL COFFINS AND I SINK ALL HEARSES HARD. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE

carry on then posted:

who was it that posted uptime sinclair? that one was ace
it were achmed Jones what did it

# ? Feb 22, 2018 19:05
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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

flakeloaf posted:

he puts his services at a higher priority than yours and sends you a wake command later

william henry cosby junior is probably a rapist
# ? Feb 22, 2018 21:58
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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004




Fun Shoe

 yeah he’s not a very good username subject

maybe QoSmo kramer instead, no issues there :unsmith:

# ? Feb 22, 2018 22:08
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President Beep
Apr 29, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


mama CSS

# ? Feb 22, 2018 23:57
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President Beep
Apr 29, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


elrond hubbard

(dont really get this one, but i like how it sounds)

# ? Feb 22, 2018 23:57
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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

St Evan Echoes posted:

yeah he’s not a very good username subject

maybe QoSmo kramer instead, no issues there :unsmith:

except for that "netgear" incident

# ? Feb 23, 2018 00:32
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Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2778 days!

flakeloaf posted:

except for that "netgear" incident

:vince:

# ? Feb 23, 2018 00:37
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I HAVE GOUT
Nov 23, 2017


 Wide Brian

# ? Feb 23, 2018 01:47
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I HAVE GOUT
Nov 23, 2017


 Super Steve

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my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine

flakeloaf posted:

except for that "netgear" incident
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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007

flakeloaf posted:

except for that "netgear" incident
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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004




Fun Shoe

flakeloaf posted:

except for that "netgear" incident
lmao

# ? Feb 23, 2018 09:46
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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




 f-prot fitzgerald

# ? Feb 23, 2018 10:07
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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



 mustafa kemal ata

OK

# ? Feb 23, 2018 13:23
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Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!

Hair Elf

VectorSigma posted:

f-prot fitzgerald

T.P.S. Eliot

# ? Feb 23, 2018 16:02
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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004




Fun Shoe

 edgars allan pro

# ? Feb 23, 2018 16:05
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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010


 gnu octavia butler

# ? Feb 23, 2018 16:06
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I HAVE GOUT
Nov 23, 2017


 Computer George

# ? Feb 23, 2018 16:14
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There Will Be Penalty
May 18, 2002

Makes a great pet!

VectorSigma posted:

f-prot fitzgerald

lmbo

# ? Feb 23, 2018 18:18
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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock



 John McAfee

wait

gently caress

# ? Feb 23, 2018 18:20
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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



 cron bon jovi

# ? Feb 23, 2018 18:44
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President Beep
Apr 29, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)


join bon jovi

# ? Feb 23, 2018 18:54
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Neslepaks
Sep 3, 2003



 cron artist

# ? Feb 23, 2018 19:10
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Neslepaks
Sep 3, 2003



 monolithic coronel

# ? Feb 23, 2018 19:11
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Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2778 days!

 adam driver

# ? Feb 23, 2018 20:05
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my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine

rear end in a top hat Masonanie posted:

adam driver


mdadm driver

# ? Feb 23, 2018 20:15
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Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica


 holy driver

dioll

# ? Feb 23, 2018 20:17
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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010


 ROMie james dio

# ? Feb 23, 2018 20:22
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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007

carry on then posted:

ROMie james dio

DI/O

# ? Feb 23, 2018 23:55
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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

VectorSigma posted:

f-prot fitzgerald
# ? Feb 23, 2018 23:58
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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

VectorSigma posted:

f-prot fitzgerald
# ? Feb 24, 2018 01:30
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duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~







Soiled Meat

VectorSigma posted:

f-prot fitzgerald

:allears:

# ? Feb 24, 2018 02:14
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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010


 similarly, f-stop fitzgerald

# ? Feb 24, 2018 03:22
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duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~







Soiled Meat

 exFAT Fitzgerald

# ? Feb 24, 2018 12:09
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MononcQc
May 29, 2007

"I believe I did, Bob."

Neslepaks posted:

cron artist

cron's disease

# ? Feb 26, 2018 02:08
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Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005



Ramrod XTreme

 it has to have already been done, but:

soldier of 4chan

# ? Mar 2, 2018 01:03
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duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~







Soiled Meat

meatpotato posted:

it has to have already been done, but:

child soldier of 4chan

still prefer soldier of fortran

# ? Mar 2, 2018 02:01
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