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In another episode there were two restaurants with the same name and they all got them confused nonstop so they sat down to figure how to distinguish the restaurants between each other verbally but no matter what words they came up with it ended up offending somebody so they decided on saying "North" and "South" how they originally agreed and then at the end Elaine called Jerry and asked where he was and he said "I'm in the North!" and a Korean chef came out of the back screaming "my parents died escaping the North" and stabbed the poo poo out of Jerry
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seinfeld was one of the best shows. these new eps sound canon and i cant wait to watch them when i strap my head into the SciFi TV computer that someone will invent. I will go beside the bed of the person sleeping and wear the TV and I will see their dreams as they are happening
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Shaggar posted:lowtax has soybones
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obstipator posted:seinfeld was one of the best shows. these new eps sound canon and i cant wait to watch them when i strap my head into the SciFi TV computer that someone will invent. I will go beside the bed of the person sleeping and wear the TV and I will see their dreams as they are happening you ever hear of VR? That's right. Second life. Well cnn now has a second life correspondent desk
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Ha ha ha how could I have heard of second life...... when I don't have a first one !!! "Ack"" - Cathy
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Anyway there are two kinds of people in this world who understand binary,
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Lowtax posted:They're going to remove a section of my spine on the 28th and then do a bone graft or some poo poo and put a loving metal hinge on my spine and it's gonna take like six weeks to recover and when I do I swear to God I will never again take my ability to sit in a chair for granted are they fusing some your vertebrae or are they going for one of the stabilization techniques my brother in law had to get a crapload of his spine fused together and had lost some of his range of motion but depending on where it’s at that’s not guaranteed to happen and you might not even notice after you recover in summary, the spine is a land of contrasts
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check out this $900 white T-shirt I bought from the Billionaire Boys Club
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:are they fusing some your vertebrae or are they going for one of the stabilization techniques Fusion whee
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can you get any cool upgrades installed at the same time, like maybe a explosive bolt and rocket engine so you can detach your torso and fly it around the room like a bad guy from quake that would be pretty neat
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the robospine will technically make you a cyborg unless you’re already one from having a pacemaker or contact lenses or something
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Sagebrush posted:can you get any cool upgrades installed at the same time, like maybe a explosive bolt and rocket engine so you can detach your torso and fly it around the room like a bad guy from quake depending on how much metal is in it that would give you the power to fool metal detectors and let you sneak things onto airplanes but i think you’d need a lot, like a plate in your head a lot, to do that
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hm yeah good point. in johnny mnemonic the illegal data storage unit in johnny's brain comes up on security scans as a run-of-the-mill dyslexia implant. lowtax has a real good opportunity to add some kind of storage container and start smuggling long thin objects e.g. umbrellas, flashlights, zucchini
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Lowtax posted:Somebody fix my spine on the cheap serious recommendations - a few things that may be helpful as you recover because it may probably be difficult to bend / twist your back for like a year are:
i'm sure they'll have their own recommendations and physical therapy and poo poo specific to your spine, but this was my experience when they took both my hips out a few years back.
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Sagebrush posted:hm yeah good point. in johnny mnemonic the illegal data storage unit in johnny's brain comes up on security scans as a run-of-the-mill dyslexia implant. lowtax has a real good opportunity to add some kind of storage container and start smuggling long thin objects e.g. umbrellas, flashlights, zucchini *retrieves vape pen from spinal storage in airplane bathroom*
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Mo_Steel posted:but this was my experience when they took both my hips out a few years back. i’ve heard the operation for getting robot legs is a risky one how true is that
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Mo_Steel posted:they took both my hips out a few years back. 
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i’ve heard the operation for getting robot legs is a risky one how true is that apparently i was under for 11 hours and they almost had to stop due to blood loss. i think i walk better than those boston dynamics robots but then again i dont have anyone testing me by trying to kick me over at full force so  in fairness to the doctors both my hips were broken so it seemed like a reasonable suggestion that they be removed.
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Mo_Steel posted:apparently i was under for 11 hours and they almost had to stop due to blood loss. what happened to you 
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Captain Foo posted:what happened to you Didn't spring extra for artic silver thermal paste
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i found one of those CRT monitors in a closet that had been running for at least a decade untouched and i pressed the degauss button woke up in the hospital with two broken hips and super powers.
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Mo_Steel posted:i found one of those CRT monitors in a closet that had been running for at least a decade untouched and i pressed the degauss button *Pop* aaaahhhhh Those stupid loving degauss your monitors threads from 2001 drove me nuts
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Mo_Steel posted:i found one of those CRT monitors in a closet that had been running for at least a decade untouched and i pressed the degauss button wait so is this a meme
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When they inevitably have to turn your body into a robot, would you rather be an Ed or a Murphy? Or maybe a Johnny? 
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i wanna be like bender. he knows how to have fun. no existential angst bullshit.
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when u get computer installed in your spine, u will become as power as terminator or maybe judge dredd. when that happens, please use your enhanced judging powers for good. become a supreme court justice instead of using ur judging powers for evil (killing cannibals, cant remember what else he did in that movie, etc)
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Sorry about your horrible spinal thing, Lowtax. That sucks. 
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Lowtax posted:In another episode there were two restaurants with the same name and they all got them confused nonstop so they sat down to figure how to distinguish the restaurants between each other verbally but no matter what words they came up with it ended up offending somebody so they decided on saying "North" and "South" how they originally agreed and then at the end Elaine called Jerry and asked where he was and he said "I'm in the North!" and a Korean chef came out of the back screaming "my parents died escaping the North" and stabbed the poo poo out of Jerry Lmao
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obstipator posted:when u get computer installed in your spine, u will become as power as terminator or maybe judge dredd. when that happens, please use your enhanced judging powers for good. become a supreme court justice instead of using ur judging powers for evil (killing cannibals, cant remember what else he did in that movie, etc) I judge the defendant GUILTY of being dead in my basement
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Doom Mathematic posted:Sorry about your horrible spinal thing, Lowtax. That sucks. Thank you. It's okay I was banned from Twitter so I don't have to worry about reading Chelsea Manning tweets at least
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Lowtax posted:Thank you. It's okay I was banned from Twitter so I don't have to worry about reading Chelsea Manning tweets at least Why wouldn't you want to read her tweets
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the only emoji-littered tweets i wanna read are ashley feinberg’s holiday ones
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why doesn't it say on Kevin spacey's IMDb page that he's a pedo
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Captain Foo posted:Why wouldn't you want to read her tweets They're terrible
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Lowtax posted:They're terrible 
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