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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


hockey jockey posted:

Lake of blood, alien tentacles... he's summed up our Royal family very well really.

Either him or his 5 year old grandchild.

It's based on a concept which came from a raffle contestant; the winning ticket was held by one "D. Icke".

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eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?




quote:

Hockney's response was to design a country scene, set within his beloved Yorkshire featuring hawthorn blossom, using his distinct colour palette of yellow, red, blue, pink, orange and greens.

His distinct colour palette of... all the colours

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!


Umm. Maybe the art is from how colorful the light will be streaming in? Maybe?

This pairs well with that Jesus restoration job.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

Caw







My favorite bit is the tree covered in false teeth.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.


Pookah posted:

My favorite bit is the tree covered in false teeth.

The Cronenberg edition of the Bible is truly underrated.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



rudecyrus posted:

AUG: I demand a funny quote in every post

That's not a funny quote.

Also I'm a woman so gimmie that proper props you greaser racoon. *snaps with gang*

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe



Hows the baby going to react when they turn 13?

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011



Who the hell is writing the dear mommy parts, they all seem about a young child? A passive-aggressive older brother? Why did the mom respond like she did? So many questions.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

Don't give me that look




I think the mom is the one typing the 'kid's' messages to herself

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



It's the mom, to use the proper DSM terminology she's cray-cray

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN

T-man posted:

It's the mom, to use the proper DSM terminology she's cray-cray

The baby is one of those creepy lifelike dolls too, huh.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007

i smell pretty fine




Panfilo posted:

The baby is one of those creepy lifelike dolls too, huh.

It's gunna be a real shock for that woman when her kid develops a personality

Bean
Sep 9, 2001


What if she quit typing multiple long Facebook posts and did something with her kid

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

I guess it's supposed to be cute but yeah it comes off a bit psychotic. It reminds me of the people that will make social media or message board accounts of their pets and post detailed accounts of their day, and talk about "mommy" and "daddy." It's pretty weird.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe



Those fries are AUG by themselves

Nuevo
May 23, 2006




Fun Shoe

Violet_Sky posted:



Those fries are AUG by themselves

If that stuff's anything like Alli (Orlistat) that person's in for a hell of a time tomorrow. I'll see if I can't dig up the AUG post about that I'm thinking of.

e: a quick (and horrific) googling didn't get it, but it was some blog post about a dude that started taking it and then ate a whole pepperoni pizza secure in the knowledge Alli was keeping him from getting fat.

The next morning he got up and "farted," instead squirting a pint of oil out of his rear end. He was so traumatized he took the day off work and posted about it on the internet.

Nuevo has a new favorite as of 19:56 on Sep 30, 2018

jrgnsn_tjf
May 9, 2009

boing...boing...boing...boing...

Nuevo posted:

If that stuff's anything like Alli (Orlistat) that person's in for a hell of a time tomorrow. I'll see if I can't dig up the AUG post about that I'm thinking of.

e: a quick (and horrific) googling didn't get it, but it was some blog post about a dude that started taking it and then ate a whole pepperoni pizza secure in the knowledge Alli was keeping him from getting fat.

The next morning he got up and "farted," instead squirting a pint of oil out of his rear end. He was so traumatized he took the day off work and posted about it on the internet.

Close....... http://angryjogger.com/my-alli-diet...f-guinness.html

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



Violet_Sky posted:



Those fries are AUG by themselves

One of the owners at work is crazy (not the exaggerated kind, but "needs professional help and possibly institutionalization" kind). Among her beliefs is that balsamic vinegar can lower blood sugar. While not necessarily inaccurate, she interpreted this as balsamic vinegar canceling out sugar and thus as a diabetic she can eat anything she wants as long as she combines it with balsamic vinegar.

Cue her eating M&Ms out of a bowl with enough balsamic vinegar to legally make it soup.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe



THE POORS ARE RUINING MY MORNING!!!



Violet_Sky has a new favorite as of 22:28 on Sep 30, 2018

How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT


She is going to die of ketoacidosis doing that

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006



chitoryu12 posted:


Cue her eating M&Ms out of a bowl with enough balsamic vinegar to legally make it soup.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgKCBnUJ4HU

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



Violet_Sky posted:



THE POORS ARE RUINING MY MORNING!!!

Speaking as a former janitor, you really don't know who cleans it up. They're called janitors. They're people. They might be homeless themselves.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice

I am currently bugging my city council people to do something about expanding accommodations for people without homes. This is 60% because I am a big old hippie and I feel like everyone should have a safe place to stay, and 40% because there are two angry dudes who smell really bad who sit outside the Trader Joe's where I like to shop, and they smoke cigarettes and talk smack all day. I just want my organic mangos without having to walk through a cloud of pee smell, Marlboro fumes, and comments about my tits.

You may all mock me for being a bad socialist now.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



"I dislike being sexually harassed in public" is a good reason to make the world a better place. There aren't that many bad reasons, given a set vision of what better means.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



Are they positive or negative? As a man I only ever get negative comments about my moobs.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.


Fun Shoe

I get many positive comments about my manmaries, but I still dislike unwelcome sexual advances.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


chitoryu12 posted:

One of the owners at work is crazy (not the exaggerated kind, but "needs professional help and possibly institutionalization" kind). Among her beliefs is that balsamic vinegar can lower blood sugar. While not necessarily inaccurate, she interpreted this as balsamic vinegar canceling out sugar and thus as a diabetic she can eat anything she wants as long as she combines it with balsamic vinegar.

Cue her eating M&Ms out of a bowl with enough balsamic vinegar to legally make it soup.

you need to stop posting this in threads I read I throw up in my mouth every time I read it.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH



Fills my heart with joy. People that have no idea about animals except they have a cute cat that they cuddle with. People that like to mock people that are genuinely upset by the killing of animals. Neither understand the others point. Neither even have a point. Both shaking a fist at a rain cloud and blaming the opposite political party that they are affiliated with.

I understand both sides reasoning. In the end, though, the real crime is that they didn't have kraut or sweet relish for the hot dogs. I'm going to side with the anti-meat protesters on this one. I really have to have kraut with a nice street dog.

Sport peppers would be OK as well. But ketchup and mustard only? Wrong. That's only OK for kids fundraisers.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice

LingcodKilla posted:

Are they positive or negative? As a man I only ever get negative comments about my moobs.

Neither "positive" nor negative boob-ratings are welcome from strangers when I'm shopping.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

100% RAD


AlbieQuirky posted:

I am currently bugging my city council people to do something about expanding accommodations for people without homes. This is 60% because I am a big old hippie and I feel like everyone should have a safe place to stay, and 40% because there are two angry dudes who smell really bad who sit outside the Trader Joe's where I like to shop, and they smoke cigarettes and talk smack all day. I just want my organic mangos without having to walk through a cloud of pee smell, Marlboro fumes, and comments about my tits.

You may all mock me for being a bad socialist now.

Seems like a really pragmatic and compassionate approach TBH.

In my lovely tourist town, everyone complains about the homeless population. A majority are transients with mental health issues that live in a dry riverbed that bisects the town. We have a local church that gives them supplies like tents, sleeping bags and non perishable foods so they can keep from dying. The cops tried to "shut them down" according to the local newspaper. The church basically said, "lol gently caress off" and still provides for them. Attempts to erect a homeless shelter, or any other permanent programs are met with the usual boomer NIMBY bullshit.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Rad-daddio posted:

Seems like a really pragmatic and compassionate approach TBH.

In my lovely tourist town, everyone complains about the homeless population. A majority are transients with mental health issues that live in a dry riverbed that bisects the town. We have a local church that gives them supplies like tents, sleeping bags and non perishable foods so they can keep from dying. The cops tried to "shut them down" according to the local newspaper. The church basically said, "lol gently caress off" and still provides for them. Attempts to erect a homeless shelter, or any other permanent programs are met with the usual boomer NIMBY bullshit.

We had a community spring up on an expressway on ramp, I was fine with it until they started to aggressively panhandle people stuck in traffic and hang out in the middle of the busiest intersection in the area. I hate to be happy about cops hassling homeless people, but they were actually causing a lot of trouble for anyone trying to get into the city

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



AlbieQuirky posted:

Neither "positive" nor negative boob-ratings are welcome from strangers when I'm shopping.

Sounds like a very biblical injunction: "Neither a positive nor a negative breast-rater shalt thou be".

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box



I don't think it's a bad thing to be bothered by homelessness. I live in Portland and it would for sure be a much better place if they could figure out how to help these people but its a complicated issue with no clear cut solution.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


SilkyP posted:

I don't think it's a bad thing to be bothered by homelessness. I live in Portland and it would for sure be a much better place if they could figure out how to help these people but its a complicated issue with no clear cut solution.

Cincinnati decided the best action was to make it illegal to be homeless, and that they should just go to LA if they want to be homeless. (this is true)

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017



Screaming Idiot posted:

I get many positive comments about my manmaries, but I still dislike unwelcome sexual advances.

Canít blame a guy for shooting his shot

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007


Our country has completely gutted all psychiatric care, so the possibility of rehabbing homeless people is 0%. My girlfriend has a friend who's kid is actively trying to kill their family, he's started fires, threatened to kill them multiple times, and they literally can't get him out of their house, he gets put on psych holds then comes right back. They're going to end up dead and they've gone through all the proper steps to get the state to help but it won't.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



LifeSunDeath posted:

Our country has completely gutted all psychiatric care, so the possibility of rehabbing homeless people is 0%. My girlfriend has a friend who's kid is actively trying to kill their family, he's started fires, threatened to kill them multiple times, and they literally can't get him out of their house, he gets put on psych holds then comes right back. They're going to end up dead and they've gone through all the proper steps to get the state to help but it won't.

Are they a MAGA family?

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007

i smell pretty fine




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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007


LingcodKilla posted:

Are they a MAGA family?

Of the deepest most tragically ironic ilk, poor former meth addicts who got their life together only to be hopelessly sucking the glass dick of Trump for no clear reason.

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