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The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.


I feel like I've missed something here

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007

i smell pretty fine




if anything it makes too much sense

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









The Door Frame posted:

I feel like I've missed something here

Yeah missed out on the joy of throwing your old car battery into the sea

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.


Fun Shoe

I need to know if it's legal or not.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

Itís only one battery

bike tory
May 6, 2007



Screaming Idiot posted:

I need to know if it's legal or not.

Read the thread, I had just posted the good news that it is in fact fully legal and also really fun.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









The ocean is rapidly losing its lead and sulfuric acid content due to evil liberal interference, so every 18 pounds of lead and gallon of sulfuric acid you add to the sea is a point in your favor for admission into heaven

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003




Burt Sexual posted:

Itís only one battery

What can it cost, ten dollars?

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe

cash crab
Apr 4, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



bike tory posted:

Read the thread, I had just posted the good news that it is in fact fully legal and also really fun.

[wheelies into thread] you know what else is legal?



that's right: cum is legal AND FREE

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.


Fun Shoe

slash stab posted:

[wheelies into thread] you know what else is legal?



that's right: cum is legal AND FREE

RONNIE, NO

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010



I can't believe they replaced hot mustard on the menu with clown cum. Wouldn't have been my first choice but it's not my company

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

Why does his cum have the consistency of mozzarella cheese??

Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS




Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

Dixville posted:

Why does his cum have the consistency of mozzarella cheese??

Wait...

cash crab
Apr 4, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Tim Whatley posted:

I can't believe they replaced hot mustard on the menu with clown cum. Wouldn't have been my first choice but it's not my company

Tomorrow I am checking if I can replace the title with this. If not it is going in the OP

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.


Fun Shoe

Dixville posted:

Why does his cum have the consistency of mozzarella cheese??

Maybe he's Italian.

Lazlo Nibble
Jan 9, 2004

It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!

Donald Fagen has really let himself go since Walter Becker died.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless


slash stab posted:

[wheelies into thread] you know what else is legal?



that's right: cum is legal AND FREE

In some circumstances you can actually get paid to take delivery of a load of cum. This is can remove the legality of the cum situation though so please consult with your legal team.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Tim Whatley posted:

I can't believe they replaced hot mustard on the menu with clown cum. Wouldn't have been my first choice but it's not my cumpany

T-man
Aug 22, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!


Tim Whatley posted:

I can't believe they replaced clown cum on the menu with hot mustard. Wouldn't have been my first choice but it's not my company

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?


Fun Shoe

Lazlo Nibble posted:

Donald Fagen has really let himself go since Walter Becker died.

Hello Baton Rouge
Won't you turn your radio down
Respect the seven second delay we use

So you say there's a race
Of men in the trees
You're for tough legislation
Thanks for calling
I wait all night for calls like these

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Dixville posted:

Why does his cum have the consistency of mozzarella cheese??

You mean itís not supposed to?

This is very unsettling.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

Caw








So there are no puppies at all, just weirdos pretending to be puppies? gently caress, I assumed there were just some people lying on the floor to cuddle with the puppies,
I would be furious if I was a stressed student who came along to this expecting to get to play with some puppies and instead this collection of sadsacks; they actually managed to make themselves even more of a terrible crushing disappointment than they already are.
Smack em around the head with rolled up newspapers for a while; that'll teach them not to pull a bait n' switch with puppies.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN










rightwing youtubers

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007

i smell pretty fine




lol this page made me very sad


but the sexy kangaboo turned it all around

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe



#cancelwhitepeople

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof




David Carradine nnnnnooooooooo

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




The only ethical censorship is the censorship of my face

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009



Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

David Carradine nnnnnooooooooo

I think we're past the point of being dismayed by anything he did.

Arcsquad12
Mar 4, 2013

I Love Satan


Screaming Idiot posted:

That looks fun, but... is it legal?

I will make it legal.

Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS



kdrudy posted:

I think we're past the point of being dismayed by anything he did.
Yeah, but one of his kids posts here so some sensitivity please.

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe



Real #bossbabe feed their man

Technocrat
Jan 30, 2011

I always finish what I sta


Violet_Sky posted:



Real #bossbabe feed their man


Does serving the beans in a chamber pot add to the flavour?

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless


Technocrat posted:

Does serving the beans in a chamber pot add to the flavour?

It's a real life version of that 'man who puts carrots and pees in same pot is unhygienic.'

Of course the joke doesn't work well when you write it out as it's a homonym that is spelled differently.

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

That ain't a noodle, chirpy!


what

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless



Carrots and peas in same pot.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007

i smell pretty fine




peepee boys love carrots and that's a fact you can take to the bank

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Oct 20, 2012



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