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LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



No, Glove? No love.

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Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS



T-man posted:

I agree, the dollar store sells excellent products.
Put it in the burn book, Regina.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Drill goes vrrrrr




Harry Potter isn't a muggle and if he was a muggalo he'd have no need for the wands and quite frankly wouldn't even know he was considered a muggle. A kid raised in a cupboard by his abusive uncle and cousin would definitely become a juggalo though.

Anyway I give it top marks for an ICP tattoo because they just hosed up everything which is 100% on brand.

Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018


Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



That's funny and cool but not "rest of your life" funny and cool.

But yeah, gently caress the USMC.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice


Way to gently caress the army by talking smack about the marines?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



AlbieQuirky posted:

Way to gently caress the army by talking smack about the marines?

tacky tattoo photographed near open toilet guy isn't what you'd call a thorough thinker

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Drill goes vrrrrr





Imagine getting married with that on your arm. Holding your first child. Interviewing for a big promotion. Explaining to your grandchild what "bottoming" and "Taco Bell" are.

Best case scenario is just diving headlong into being covered with tattoos, all just as stupid, and make it his brand.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

AlbieQuirky posted:

Way to gently caress the army by talking smack about the marines?

I'm sure the poster only hates the USMC and is enthusiastic about all the other branches of the military.

Military = army

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice

steinrokkan posted:

I'm sure the poster only hates the USMC and is enthusiastic about all the other branches of the military.

Military = army

Not actually true in common US usage.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Thatís why I call it the militarmy

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Can someone elaborate lengthily about the difference between clip and magazine now please

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I got u fam





They are actually quite different

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



AlbieQuirky posted:

Not actually true in common US usage.

nobody cares about your murder team's dumb distinctions, bootsalt semper wifi

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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FUn fact: military is derived from militia

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









oldpainless posted:

That’s why I call it the militarmy

More like oldbranchless

snoo
Jul 5, 2007









ugh god don't leave your toilets open

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

The other hand tattoo? "Semper Paratus"

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


snoo posted:

ugh god don't leave your toilets open

You know they microwave their poptarts.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

snoo posted:

ugh god don't leave your toilets open

I bet you make your bed just to gently caress it up again, too

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012



Wheres the lie

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



LawfulWaffle posted:

Imagine getting married with that on your arm. Holding your first child. Interviewing for a big promotion. Explaining to your grandchild what "bottoming" and "Taco Bell" are.

Best case scenario is just diving headlong into being covered with tattoos, all just as stupid, and make it his brand.

There are some context cues here that make me think explaining it to his child won't be an issue

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



Heath posted:

There are some context cues here that make me think explaining it to his child won't be an issue

Oh wow bigot much? Adoption is always an option.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



LingcodKilla posted:

Oh wow bigot much? Adoption is always an option.

if I learned anything from Raising Arizona, it's that cooking crawdads is just like making popcorn, and getting permission to adopt a child is pretty hard

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011





Nap Ghost

Heath posted:

There are some context cues here that make me think explaining it to his child won't be an issue

spicy take there buddy

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



Heath posted:

There are some context cues here that make me think explaining it to his child won't be an issue

It's a shame your dad was a coward the night you were conceived.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


nobody is gonna want to raise kids with that gross weeb

snergle
Aug 3, 2013


Heath posted:

There are some context cues here that make me think explaining it to his child won't be an issue

is it the 1000yr old demon tattoo next to the taco bell bottoming tattoo?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos


https://twitter.com/Volceltaire/sta...4502136832?s=19

Edit:
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MizPiz has a new favorite as of 23:06 on Jun 21, 2019

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

The Berder makes America Great

Jr.
Aug 30, 2008

God knows what COVIDs you people have




Jesus Christ

A land untouched by modern dentistry

Gokuweed420
Feb 1, 2019

by FactsAreUseless



The real AUG is that its from 2015 and morons like the op and the guy in the tweet are somehow making it about Trump because they have no idea what they're talking about. TDS is real

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

Oh shut up, and get your fork, and burn away that regal cape, and let's get to this, then. I'd no idea you had all these capes to spare. Must have a whole entire storage chamber full of them.


it's both possible for that to be an old picture and for beto to have the self-awareness of a sponge. certainly seems to be the case so far

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009





snoo posted:

ugh god don't leave your toilets open

close the lid when you flush to prevent the spread of bacteria

open the lid when flushing is done because you never know when you will have sudden explosive diarrhea and seconds matter

Lazlo Nibble
Jan 9, 2004

It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!

The Monitor, McAllen TX, 10 Aug 2015:

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




Lazlo Nibble posted:

The Monitor, McAllen TX, 10 Aug 2015:



Great, except for the fact it accidentally agrees with him.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Picnic Princess posted:

Great, except for the fact it "accidentally" agrees with him.

Ratzap
Jun 9, 2012

Let no pie go wasted


Soiled Meat

Jr. posted:

Jesus Christ

A land untouched by modern dentistry

Teeth? That's your take away from the man so far down "Uncanny Valley" that robots squirm in his presence?

Some Gove being just another human person honest:

https://metro.co.uk/2016/07/02/mean...-water-5980588/

Gove flapping his manipulator flippers imitating 'applause'

https://i.imgur.com/5GIyWp4.mp4

Search google, he makes repilians wearing fresh skin look good.

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012



Ratzap posted:

Teeth? That's your take away from the man so far down "Uncanny Valley" that robots squirm in his presence?

His teeth are pretty yellow and crooked (Americans always mean our celebrities have ugly teeth when they say we have bad teeth, since they have a 92% rate of tooth decay compared to our 28%, but unlike us they don't allow people with ugly teeth to become famous). I had to scour google images pretty hard to find that out though, because he just gurns in every photo and you can't see them. I'm not convinced he bothers to put them in for most of his public appearances. Putting the skin on must take long enough

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Weldon Pemberton posted:

His teeth are pretty yellow and crooked (Americans always mean our celebrities have ugly teeth when they say we have bad teeth, since they have a 92% rate of tooth decay compared to our 28%, but unlike us they don't allow people with ugly teeth to become famous). I had to scour google images pretty hard to find that out though, because he just gurns in every photo and you can't see them. I'm not convinced he bothers to put them in for most of his public appearances. Putting the skin on must take long enough

Americans are obsessed with form over function you say!?!?

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