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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

Hey bebe






I'm going to go ahead & say that this is an already-dead nail-bed situation & my man is doing a bit of grooming.

Full disclosure: I tried to flatten my thumb between a breaker wrench and an axle housing in 2005. There's a dip like that in the center of my left thumbnail, and the only way to really clean it is to do that.

If that is not the case, then, well, gently caress offffff.

PainterofCrap has a new favorite as of 18:29 on Mar 29, 2020

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


I would expect a lot more blood if it wasn't dead already.

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!


Hey, people got to occupy themselves at home somehow

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001



It gets a little worse. For some reason, the Mormon church elected to bring all the missionaries back at the same time (about March 22nd) at which time their families (at least 100 people) met them at the airport in violation of various social distancing guidelines.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!

Still not going...



T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



I'm a budget tradwife in that i won't gently caress you or be subservient but i will let you buy me a house and have you work at a job to pay me. (You live in the utility closet.)

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


T-man posted:

I'm a budget tradwife in that i won't gently caress you or be subservient but i will let you buy me a house and have you work at a job to pay me. (You live in the utility closet.)

thats being a findom tman

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!


T-man posted:

I'm a budget tradwife in that i won't gently caress you or be subservient but i will let you buy me a house and have you work at a job to pay me. (You live in the utility closet.)

T-man on the streets, now wash T-man's sheets.

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



https://twitter.com/mufaa6/status/1...1139877888?s=21

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Nap Ghost


I was overwhelmed with fremdschämen while watching that.

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




In 10 years she's going to be calling the cops on them for existing while black.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I was overwhelmed with fremdschämen while watching that.

that was the exact word that popped into my head and this is the Platonic ideal of it

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009


Picnic Princess posted:

In 10 years she's going to be calling the cops on them for existing while black.

Most likely she does that now, she just makes exceptions for rich famous people.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Time for some classic style AUG





Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Nap Ghost


No way to find out who won the breast contest

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"



Those girls' expressions, they do not want to be there at all.....this is terrifying

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

This is an accurate representation of my current level of enjoyment.


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Time for some classic style AUG


This reminded me of this:

https://i.imgur.com/DStgpnv.jpg

more content:




e: spoilered cause it's kinda(?) borderline

HiroProtagonist has a new favorite as of 00:20 on Apr 11, 2020

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.


Graham Linehan’s taking the mid-life crisis well.

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


T-man posted:

budget tradwife

New username!

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003




Unlockable Ben

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Time for some classic style AUG



iirc a goon drew this

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

I have defended, and will continue to defend genocide

Because the cropping spoils the twist

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



Never be horny on main

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?





Buglord

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008










DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN


“May I see at least one breast from you but not more than two breasts”.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008





Fun Shoe

Hear all ye Elves!’ she cried to those about her. ‘Let none say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.’

‘There is nothing, Lady Galadriel,’ said Gimli, bowing low and stammering. ‘Nothing, unless it might be –


Biplane
Jul 18, 2005



Phy posted:

Hear all ye Elves!’ she cried to those about her. ‘Let none say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.’

‘There is nothing, Lady Galadriel,’ said Gimli, bowing low and stammering. ‘Nothing, unless it might be –

Lmfao

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Phy posted:

Hear all ye Elves!’ she cried to those about her. ‘Let none say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.’

‘There is nothing, Lady Galadriel,’ said Gimli, bowing low and stammering. ‘Nothing, unless it might be –

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you


Phy posted:

Hear all ye Elves!’ she cried to those about her. ‘Let none say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.’

‘There is nothing, Lady Galadriel,’ said Gimli, bowing low and stammering. ‘Nothing, unless it might be –

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



Sadly he's too short to get a good view

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

deliver me in a black-winged bird



Fan of Britches

Phy posted:

Hear all ye Elves!’ she cried to those about her. ‘Let none say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.’

‘There is nothing, Lady Galadriel,’ said Gimli, bowing low and stammering. ‘Nothing, unless it might be –

fuckin lmao jesus christ

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011





Nap Ghost

idgi and I feel like an idiot because everyone else seems to

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!


Zipperelli. posted:

idgi and I feel like an idiot because everyone else seems to

that's a quote from the lord of the rings and the op is implying that the rest of the quote continues using that bit about the single breast, my queen

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011





Nap Ghost

Hackers film 1995 posted:

that's a quote from the lord of the rings and the op is implying that the rest of the quote continues using that bit about the single breast, my queen

Welp, that's my problem. I've never seen them and this saddens me greatly because I've tried but always got interrupted by one thing or another.

This would be the perfect time to binge them, but Netflix only has the last 2, and not the first. Bastards.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Zipperelli. posted:

Welp, that's my problem. I've never seen them and this saddens me greatly because I've tried but always got interrupted by one thing or another.

This would be the perfect time to binge them, but Netflix only has the last 2, and not the first. Bastards.

It's specifically referencing the books

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011





Nap Ghost

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

It's specifically referencing the books

Haven't read them either lol. Again, not for lack of trying.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

It's specifically referencing the books

Pretty sure I remember this bit from the movies too? Doesn’t he ask for a lock of her hair? Which is debatably even creepier than wanting to see a tiddy.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010



College Slice

It works fine even if you don't know the source material, if you just think of it as generic fantasy writing. It's mentally placing the two in the right order that does it. It's marvelous.

Source: I've never read a LotR book and only watched the first movie (and still want those three loving hours back)

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008





Fun Shoe

beanieson posted:

Pretty sure I remember this bit from the movies too? Doesn’t he ask for a lock of her hair? Which is debatably even creepier than wanting to see a tiddy.

A single hair. She gives him three.

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