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verbal enema
May 23, 2009



Inceltown posted:

I haven't seen the movies / read the books yet so can we please stop posting spoilers.

lol

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.


Again with the dream where I find flaky crust upon my scalp and I dig with my nail like scraping a scab but the soft dead flesh gives way and my nail scratches against the skull as the hank of hair pulls away with the corroding clump of skin

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






So I've been doing a bit of research into this "harry potter" thing so as not to come across as a fool in the conversation and I'm starting to see why it's had such a cultural impact. Voldemort is a 🍑

https://i.imgur.com/oUkJTQQ.png

e: this is possibly

Inceltown has a new favorite as of 06:04 on Apr 24, 2020

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012



Voldemort casts Erecto

alternative: expellianus

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



The only people who are allowed to enjoy Harry Potter are Latin teachers

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

DrBouvenstein posted:

People have gone over the incel 'love' of snape, but when did Dumbledore have any discipline? Dude rewarded rule breaking with house points.

And Harry's courage? How much courage does it take to go up against the wizard who you know can't kill you? At least for 6 out of 7 books.

At least choose, like, Neville or Luna for a good example of courage.

Harry Potter is fine for kids but if you put any thought into it, the whole thing looks very ramshackle. It's not a world that makes sense unless you're 12, putting yourself in the hero's shoes and thinking "yeah, it'd be really could to be a wizard, that'd show everyone here!"

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD2jQqnf4Jw

Heís beeeeyaaaak

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Harry Houdini died of AIDS

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth IK




Piss Meridian posted:

Harry Houdini died of AIDS

No! Why do you always say that?

crowtribe
Apr 2, 2013

I'm noice, therefore I am.


Grimey Drawer

My friends worked for a state government department of housing and used to tell me about some of their inspections.

Doors taken off the hinges and used as firewood was pretty common.

Also the number one trick they told me was to slam the front door open/closed hard before walking in, it dislodges all the roaches above the door.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.


Amazing username/post combo

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Nap Ghost

Neville kills Nagini

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

That BOSS LIFE guy does look like he has two or three health bars and a slam attack

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


Yams Fan

Inceltown posted:

So I've been doing a bit of research into this "harry potter" thing so as not to come across as a fool in the conversation and I'm starting to see why it's had such a cultural impact. Voldemort is a 🍑

https://i.imgur.com/oUkJTQQ.png

e: this is possibly

I guess I forgot Voldemort was that hot

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule




Imagine a world where he, Shoenice, and maybe that short New Jersey fuckwit got into a WWF cage match. I would pay for that.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Taco Defender

T-man posted:

The only people who are allowed to enjoy Harry Potter are Latin teachers
Spoiler alert: The Latin in Harry Potter is really bad. It's a healthy mix of first-year words and conjugations, and gibberish.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Knormal posted:

Spoiler alert: The Latin in Harry Potter is really bad. It's a healthy mix of first-year words and conjugations, and gibberish.

Really mostly gibberish though.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Also none of the "spells" actually work. Piece of poo poo book.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

Hey bebe





Brawnfire posted:

Again with the dream where I find flaky crust upon my scalp and I dig with my nail like scraping a scab but the soft dead flesh gives way and my nail scratches against the skull as the hank of hair pulls away with the corroding clump of skin

Stop watching Poltergeist before bed

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



Brawnfire posted:

Again with the dream where I find flaky crust upon my scalp and I dig with my nail like scraping a scab but the soft dead flesh gives way and my nail scratches against the skull as the hank of hair pulls away with the corroding clump of skin

I heard once that when you dream of your teeth falling out, itís your subconscious mind trying to tell you that you could use some more calcium in your diet

maybe this dream is your subconscious suggesting that you find a better shampoo and conditioner

otter
Jul 23, 2007
word.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Also none of the "spells" actually work. Piece of poo poo book.

Semi-relative of mine (long story, southern Mormon) forbade her kids from reading the books because she was told at church that the spells in the book were real. I hadnít even read them yet but had looked through and I was like, ďdude thatís just fake Latin. It would be more real if it were pig Latin (or you know, if magic was real)Ē. Gown woman pushing 40 too damned stupid to function.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Thatís awesome.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av



wrong thread

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









beanieson posted:

wrong thread

poo poo I meant to post this in funny pictures my bad

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012



otter posted:

Semi-relative of mine (long story, southern Mormon) forbade her kids from reading the books because she was told at church that the spells in the book were real. I hadn’t even read them yet but had looked through and I was like, “dude that’s just fake Latin. It would be more real if it were pig Latin (or you know, if magic was real)”. Gown woman pushing 40 too damned stupid to function.

I had a neighbor as a kid that got super mad I taught her daughter to play Magic: The Gathering because it was called Magic.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.


Slippery Tilde

sugar mouse posted:

Are we doing maggot stories?
I used to work animal control. Got a call about "some animal remains" at the entrance to a canyon. It's summertime, maybe late June/early July. Drive all the way out to BFE and find what I'm looking for.

"Some animal remains" turns out to be 6 or 7 30-gallon trash bags of animal guts. Somebody did some slaughtering and decided that taking them to an appropriate place was too much effort so they dumped them there. Except gently caress only knows how long they'd been there because they were literally full of maggots. If you listened you could hear them seething. This gross, wet, moving sound. Plus the bags were ready to fall apart. Even if I'd had room on my truck for all of them they would have split open trying to lift them up there. Had to call for someone to bring me our dead hauler, which is just a high-walled metal trailer with a winch inside in case you needed to pull a cow carcass or the like into it. Had to gingerly lug these bags of liquid hell weighing about 40lbs each and put them in the back. Hook up the hauler and head to a dump which wasn't far away, except they refused to take them because they were for a different jurisdiction, even after I offered to pay the fee. Nope, had to drive about 15 miles north to the county dump to get rid of them. Of course they split open back there and I got to watch people in cars behind me pulling off the road when the smell hit them.

Made it to the dump and just opened the tailgate and drove off really fast so they all flew out and exploded. Even the guys who worked at the dump were like "well that's gross." Went back to the shelter and spent the next 20 minutes hosing maggot soup out. Looked like someone had dumped a few 100lb bags of rice on the ground. Then I went and ate lunch, because you get used to that sort of thing.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice

Garrand posted:

I had a neighbor as a kid that got super mad I taught her daughter to play Magic: The Gathering because it was called Magic.

There was some fundie blogger who rented an apartment that had a Magic Chef stove, and she blacked out the M-word with a Sharpie.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Check out my hot takes because I'm a straight white male

SubponticatePoster posted:

Then I went and ate lunch, because you get used to that sort of thing.

It's always funny when people get grossed out by these stories, while the people who work gross jobs (I'm most familiar with medical grossness, but grossness professions are manifold) will happily go have a snack when they're finished with one of these gross jobs--after thoroughly washing their hands, of course.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.


Slippery Tilde

Dick Burglar posted:

It's always funny when people get grossed out by these stories, while the people who work gross jobs (I'm most familiar with medical grossness, but grossness professions are manifold) will happily go have a snack when they're finished with one of these gross jobs--after thoroughly washing their hands, of course.
A civilized society is pretty much built on the backs of folks who have to do gross things. Someone has to work at the sewage plant, the slaughterhouse, clean toilets and pick up garbage. Most people never think about this because those guys and gals do such a good job of it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Let's all rewatch Dirty Jobs to celebrate!

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019



WTF is this image? It looks so loving well done I have a hard time believing it's shopped.

Also someone has definitely masturbated to this.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Please get me out of this snake.




Resting Lich Face posted:

WTF is this image? It looks so loving well done I have a hard time believing it's shopped.

Also someone has definitely masturbated to this.

Prosthetics, I'd assume.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Resting Lich Face posted:

WTF is this image? It looks so loving well done I have a hard time believing it's shopped.

Also someone has definitely masturbated to this.

There are a lot of makeup and special effects artists who do these kinds of things for practice

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


AUG: someone has definitely masturbated to this.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN

SubponticatePoster posted:


Made it to the dump and just opened the tailgate and drove off really fast so they all flew out and exploded. Even the guys who worked at the dump were like "well that's gross." Went back to the shelter and spent the next 20 minutes hosing maggot soup out. Looked like someone had dumped a few 100lb bags of rice on the ground. Then I went and ate lunch, because you get used to that sort of thing.

I am getting this hilarious mental image of the truck peeling out dropping a payload of exploding maggot bombs behind it while the guys at the dump just stand there incredulously.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






Panfilo posted:

I am getting this hilarious mental image of the truck peeling out dropping a payload of exploding maggot bombs behind it while the guys at the dump just stand there incredulously.

At least one of them took off their hat and threw it on the ground while looking exasperated.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Inceltown posted:

At least one of them took off their hat and threw it on the ground while looking exasperated.

He didn't stomp on it, though?

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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.


Slippery Tilde

Panfilo posted:

I am getting this hilarious mental image of the truck peeling out dropping a payload of exploding maggot bombs behind it while the guys at the dump just stand there incredulously.
That's pretty much spot on. Drove off about twenty yards, closed the tailgate, and went on my merry way.

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