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Miss
Dec 16, 2006

Ooo I'm a great fan! Whenever I watch TV I'm always saying 'That's political correctness gone mad!'

Why thankyew!



Pillbug

I know he's been posted before, but this is a classic

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Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Now that's a fursuit

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


Miss posted:

I know he's been posted before, but this is a classic




We can rebuild him.

We have the technology.

We donít have the money.

Letís check the scrap bin.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


steal the markings of your enemies and wear them to scare off rivals in the polycule (a group of furries), it's a common instinct to an alpha furry, and how they act in their natural environment.

Hi, I'm the Jane Goodwell of furries

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013



"And here, we see the babyfur in its natural habitat, a filthy basement. It looks like it's about to jerk off and soil itself, let's watch."

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH


Garrand posted:

I had a neighbor as a kid that got super mad I taught her daughter to play Magic: The Gathering because it was called Magic.

I had a friend in HS many years ago who was otherwise normal but thought that D&D was devil worship. There was no way to convince him otherwise. He was find with smoking and drinking. He skipped church whenever he could. Sex before marriage? No problem. Go nuts. He even got into some light shoplifting.

Just no D&D ever. That's just a gateway to eating babies.

otter
Jul 23, 2007
word.

mostlygray posted:

I had a friend in HS many years ago who was otherwise normal but thought that D&D...

My dad was really oddly in this same train of thought. He himself was absolutely no saint or role model but I guess shortly before I was born a guy he loosely knew who was always playing D&D (who was undoubtedly on all kinds of drugs at the time) planned and executed a bank robbery that culminated in his no longer having a complete skull or brain. Then again he wasnít using it properly anyway.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

Thereís a lot of good 80s satanic panic videos on YouTube about d&d, rock and roll and one about Herman figures. Theyíre fun watches

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!


Ambitious Spider posted:

and one about Herman figures. Theyíre fun watches

Iím guessing you mean He-Man and as a five year old who chose to be Skeletor for Halloween Iíve got to look that up, thanks for mentioning it.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


https://twitter.com/jape_man/status...7988995073?s=21

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

Iím guessing you mean He-Man and as a five year old who chose to be Skeletor for Halloween Iíve got to look that up, thanks for mentioning it.

I did. And here's the link if you haven't been able to find it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnjdq32u-MU#t=1s

Slippery
May 16, 2004



Muscles Boxcar

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

as a five year old who chose to be Skeletor for Halloween I’ve got to look that up

Hey we have an age limit here pal

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020
Probation
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don't worry he's just japing, man

T-man
Aug 22, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


jape man does not speak for the league of mans

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


beanieson posted:

AUG: someone has definitely masturbated to this.

Aw shucks.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.



If you enjoy this post you may also like: this entire account because it's like 70% creeping on young girls or women who look like them.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






OwlFancier posted:

If you enjoy this post you may also like: this entire account because it's like 70% creeping on young girls or women who look like them.

I like that you went looking. At absolute best you were going to get someone who pretends to be a paedo for a laugh.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Would I be posting ITT if I wasn't the kind to turn over rocks in the full expectation of them having gross poo poo under?

The twitter header is just like a perfect smorgasbord of awful though.

Miss
Dec 16, 2006

Ooo I'm a great fan! Whenever I watch TV I'm always saying 'That's political correctness gone mad!'

Why thankyew!



Pillbug

"against age discrimination" is a hell of a translation of "pro child porn"

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


mostlygray posted:

I had a friend in HS many years ago who was otherwise normal but thought that D&D was devil worship. There was no way to convince him otherwise. He was find with smoking and drinking. He skipped church whenever he could. Sex before marriage? No problem. Go nuts. He even got into some light shoplifting.

Just no D&D ever. That's just a gateway to eating babies.

When I was in High School (late 90's) my friends' mom just sort of "snapped" one day. She had al;ways been pretty Jesus-y, but never your typical "Evangelist Christian" until his junior year.

He had been playing Magic and D&D with the rest of us for a couple years, but out of nowhere one day his mom decided they were Satanic, and burned all of his Magic cards she could find. Literally, just got home from work, went up to his room, and threw the whole box of them into the woodstove before he even had a chance to wonder WTF was going on. She then went through the house to find any D&D books (I think all he owned was a couple issues of Dungeon and/or Dragon, most of the source books I owned,) tossed them into the stove, and even burnt some of his video games that were either "satanic" (Like Castlevania or Final Fantasy, because of the magic) or just plain old too violent (like Goldeneye and Perfect Dark.)

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012


How the hell is Castlevania satanic you're biffing holy water and summoning Jesus to destroy hell demons, it's the opposite of satanic

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008













Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!

Fallen Rib


Legs up to his ears!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

Of course, it doesn't make sense to pay more, so you can just by two cat harnesses and use one of them for sex.



Sloth Life posted:

Legs up to his ears!

Legs for days months!

Brainworm
Mar 23, 2007

...one of these--
As he hath spices of them all, not all,
For I dare so far free him--made him fear'd...


Nap Ghost


And they make them for kids, too.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Check out my hot takes because I'm a straight white male

Is the girl a doll? If she's not, is her face heavily photoshopped or plastic surgeried to hell? It looks like extremely sloppy photoshop, but it's hard to tell on low-res poo poo.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Danaru posted:

How the hell is Castlevania satanic you're biffing holy water and summoning Jesus to destroy hell demons, it's the opposite of satanic

TBF, this was Symphony of the Night where you're a half-vampire, can have a demon familiar, and cast non-Jesus-approved spells.

But also she went crazy and if the game had, in any capacity, a demon, magic of any kind, or just "too much killing," then into the woodstove it went.

Whenever we did sleepovers at his house, which was a lot because he had a nice, large house with a huge basement and it was way out in the woods, we were basically limited to playing Mario Kart and Super Smash Brothers, at least until she went to sleep, then one of the rest of us would pull out or copy of Goldeneye, or bust out the Magic cards (he managed to save a few decks she didn't find because they were in his locker at school.)

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Dick Burglar posted:

Is the girl a doll? If she's not, is her face heavily photoshopped or plastic surgeried to hell? It looks like extremely sloppy photoshop, but it's hard to tell on low-res poo poo.

Here's some better pics





Switzerland
Feb 18, 2005
Do what thou must do.

so what does that guy really look like, pre-photoshop?

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!

Fallen Rib

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Here's some better pics







gently caress me this should be in PYF scary poo poo. That face is from a horror movie 💀😱

capitaldelendaest
Jan 2, 2020



Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



thank you i forgot which story it was but I could see it.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Here's some better pics

when you say better

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN

Switzerland posted:

so what does that guy really look like, pre-photoshop?

It's that crystal hands guy after he finished his treatment.

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?



Live-action adaptation of a CLAMP manga was a bad idea.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


They tried to put him on the cover of Vogue.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

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Oct 30, 2009

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Long long man

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011



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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.



Frank Serpico: Ah, gently caress!

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