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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012




Yet another child born out of wedlock

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008










Now while this is cringy af and a little disturbing that these people's entire personality is based around being a cop, it is honestly pretty clever and cute for them.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


A child abuse victim is born, hooray

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









T-man posted:

A child abuse victim is born, hooray

You can at least count on the kid either

a. Knowing how to throw a punch at his future wife or

b. Knowing how to take a hit

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


Yams Fan

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

You can at least count on the kid either

a. Knowing how to throw a punch at his future wife or

b. Knowing how to take a hit

Why not both?

Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



Who said she's going full term? Shower floors are slippery.

subpar anachronism
Jan 15, 2005

I think I'll try drinkin' tonight.



ah, the infamous crystal legs, banned by doctors and big pharma as an alternative to crystal fingers

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


Sir Not Appearing posted:

Who said she's going full term? Shower floors are slippery.

Mate.

Bussamove
Feb 25, 2006



oldpainless posted:

Long long maaaaaAAAAAAAHHH

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.


i really, really, really hate this. thanks!

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORpiAGC_pFs

piss explosion
Apr 2, 2005
keke lah ^^


It's like a young, unfunny version of Alan Partridge

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


https://twitter.com/FDseale/status/1255758624699408385

I have no idea if it's true but he does kinda look like the guy.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

Of course, it doesn't make sense to pay more, so you can just by two cat harnesses and use one of them for sex.



He has my vote!

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


OwlFancier posted:

https://twitter.com/FDseale/status/1255758624699408385

I have no idea if it's true but he does kinda look like the guy.

https://twitter.com/samisam147/stat...7342241794?s=20

Me too Sam, me too...

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


I think he's actually one of the hitlerjugendBNP youth lot. And he still dressed like a loving idiot back then too. Like brownshirt austin powers.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

Of course, it doesn't make sense to pay more, so you can just by two cat harnesses and use one of them for sex.



OwlFancier posted:

I think he's actually one of the hitlerjugendBNP youth lot. And he still dressed like a loving idiot back then too. Like brownshirt austin powers.

He's dressed exactly like Mister Bean.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Also the council he's on is apparently chaired by a guy called Dick Sweatman.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.


OwlFancier posted:

I think he's actually one of the hitlerjugendBNP youth lot. And he still dressed like a loving idiot back then too. Like brownshirt austin powers.

Oh god, I forgot about the BNP Youth's lovely video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oczj6thd4CY

The star of the video is now a convicted nonce and terrorist who got a life sentence for buying a machete to murder a Jewish Labour MP.

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012







https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets...would_drink_my/

Really brings you back to older days of SA.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



PissPost

T-man
Aug 22, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


i pee into a hot radiator, it evaporates away sooner or later and keeps my mold nice and lush

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



TinTower posted:

Oh god, I forgot about the BNP Youth's lovely video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oczj6thd4CY

The star of the video is now a convicted nonce and terrorist who got a life sentence for buying a machete to murder a Jewish Labour MP.

He had also threatened to kill a cop....because he was also under investigation for child molestation. Which he was convicted of.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.


chitoryu12 posted:

He had also threatened to kill a cop....because he was also under investigation for child molestation. Which he was convicted of.

Wait, did he actually touch the kids? I thought he got done for grooming.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Taco Defender

T-man posted:

i pee into a hot radiator, it evaporates away sooner or later and keeps my mold nice and lush
I pee in a big bed with my wife.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


chitoryu12 posted:

He had also threatened to kill a cop....because he was also under investigation for child molestation. Which he was convicted of.

Uh chomos suck, but it's good to know he has at least one redeeming quality.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Knormal posted:

I pee in a big bed with my wife.

I pee in my wife

QUACKTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

__(.)<
\___)

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I pee in my wife

I also pee in this guy's wife

The Fat Swordsman
Feb 13, 2012


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I pee in my wife

QUACKTASTIC posted:

I also pee in this guy's wife

Pee is stored...in the wife?

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011





Nap Ghost

The Fat Swordsman posted:

Pee is stored...in the wife?

Nah, Trump would've never divorced his first wife if this were true

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.



I mean, as far as William "inducts teenage girls into his sex cult then literally brands them" Control goes, wearing his wife's panties over his face is small-fry.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


I feel like wearing a g string on your face is probably good PPE in that it will encourage everyone to maintain a 2 meter distance from you.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010


Scrolling down the page, reading posts, I had forgotten which thread I was in. That guy's bangs gave me the answer.

Miss
Dec 16, 2006

Ooo I'm a great fan! Whenever I watch TV I'm always saying 'That's political correctness gone mad!'

Why thankyew!



Pillbug

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under




Is that... Matt Watson from SuperMega? If it is thats probably a joke.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007

i smell pretty fine




Hihohe posted:

Is that... Matt Watson from SuperMega? If it is thats probably a joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KKpITaHaFc

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013



Hihohe posted:

Is that... Matt Watson from SuperMega? If it is thats probably a joke.

https://www.instagram.com/matthwatson/?hl=en
looking up this guy real quick leads to yes.

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011





Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RseDXCiSMRo

Long but holy poo poo worth it. Generally work safe. White guy is convinced he's black so he starts getting "tanning injections?" to darken his skin and "become black" while unironically hating caucasians.

I'm diving down his YT channel and wow. Dude has some clear and severe mental issues.

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