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MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010


It takes skill to make someone that slim look like an overstuffed sausage, methinks the tailor may have done it on purpose

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DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Trump doesnít use tailors because that would insinuate someone else knows better than him about dressing himself.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


https://twitter.com/buttcheekwizard...647928494829569

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!



This is a pro-fuckin-click. Went for the gravy, stayed for the lasagna.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

Come play my CYOA!

Save your reality from the Constructors... then save all the rest of them.


SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

This is a pro-fuckin-click. Went for the gravy, stayed for the lasaga.

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 12 days!


SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

This is a pro-fuckin-click. Went for the gravy, stayed for the lasagna.

what about the Garfield penis tattoo

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


Picnic Princess posted:

Transwomen don't exist to try and trick you into being gay and therefore calling them traps is bad. If that's too difficult a concept for you, sorry about your atrophied brain cells.



Why does FC Seoul have a load of sex dolls readily available?

Miss
Dec 16, 2006

Ooo I'm a great fan! Whenever I watch TV I'm always saying 'That's political correctness gone mad!'

Why thankyew!



Pillbug


this is an absolutely amazing reveal on the click through

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013



Miss posted:

this is an absolutely amazing reveal on the click through
Is it though!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

Of course, it doesn't make sense to pay more, so you can just by two cat harnesses and use one of them for sex.



Stoatbringer posted:

Why does FC Seoul have a load of sex dolls readily available?

These are the dolls they gently caress, hth.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Stoatbringer posted:

Why does FC Seoul have a load of sex dolls readily available?

I was wondering that too, like high quality ones as well.

I reckon someone wanted to buy a load of sex dolls and write it off as a business expense.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

FC Seoul

gently caress Club Seoul.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Taco Defender

wesleywillis posted:

FC Seoul

gently caress Club Seoul.
God dammit what is rule number one of gently caress Club?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


*removes skirt* fine

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


Piss Meridian posted:

what about the Garfield penis tattoo

Holy poo poo I didn't even notice it was a penis when I saw it posted originally.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

For that you get the head...

the tail...

the whole damned thing.

Resting Lich Face posted:

Holy poo poo I didn't even notice it was a penis when I saw it posted originally.

Paging Kevin Havens and David Hockey to the thread to explain this.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007


Stoatbringer posted:

Why does FC Seoul have a load of sex dolls readily available?

I saw a theory somewhere that it might be that a higher up in a sex doll company was connected to the stadium/team.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

A garden full of trees, and a pocket full of cheese.

Knormal posted:

God dammit what is rule number one of gently caress Club?
Only sodomize with permission.

BiggerBoat posted:

Paging Kevin Havens and David Hockey to the thread to explain this.

Oh god, the doll fucker wars.... Didn't one of them join up here and is now a goon in (reasonably) good standing? And possibly not loving dolls anymore?

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?


Grimey Drawer

You know, I got no issues about doll loving because some of those people just don't need relationships where they can hurt others.

But it never stops at being a sex toy, does it? I don't take my dildo out to restaurants (well, even Pre Covid) or introduce it to people as my spouse. Why are dollfuckers and plushie fuckers always wanting a loving audience?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


The dream of the AI girlfriend is deeply embedded into those who need a partner custom made. The pillows are just soft sexbots in alpha. (also the name of my electroska band)

Giant Isopod
Jan 30, 2010

Bathynomus giganteus

Yams Fan

T-man posted:

electroska

I don't think anything in this thread has been worse than finding out that this exists

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Cowslips Warren posted:

You know, I got no issues about doll loving

Gehrman account spotted

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013



I would absolutely bring my dildo with me to restaurants and sporting events and introduce my family and friends to it, that is goddamn hilarious. I don't use it as a sex toy, I just like to pick it up and wobble it around, it is a lot of fun.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Riiiiight.

Wash your drat hands.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013



I will stop solely because of you.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Okay, to be fair we have a house dildo. It's rainbow and completely unused except for slapping people that are being idiots. Since it has a suction cup, it's also great for holding the curtain back when we open the window.

The thing is really heavy. It makes a great projectile.

Edit: forgot what thread I'm in dammit.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Check out my hot takes because I'm a straight white male

Nope, you're definitely posting the right thread.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Dick Burglar posted:

Nope, you're definitely posting the right thread.

Donít trust this guy.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Dick Burglar posted:

Nope, you're definitely posting the right thread.

Really enjoying talking about fake dicks with the Dick Burglar.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


if you never found sex toys in your parent's bedroom as a kid we can't be friends, you've never known true suffering

e: or legal guardian/parental figure

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

T-man posted:

if you never found sex toys in your parent's bedroom as a kid we can't be friends, you've never known true suffering

e: or legal guardian/parental figure

I'll have you know that my parents are virgins. And for you to insinuate that they enhanced their mutual pleasure by incorporating sex toys in their lovemaking is slander!

Sick, perverted slander.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



Cowslips Warren posted:

You know, I got no issues about doll loving because some of those people just don't need relationships where they can hurt others.

But it never stops at being a sex toy, does it? I don't take my dildo out to restaurants (well, even Pre Covid) or introduce it to people as my spouse. Why are dollfuckers and plushie fuckers always wanting a loving audience?

Because what they really want is love and acceptance. But they can't get that, because they're the type of person who'll buy a sex doll and name it. So they settle for waving it in everyone's face.

I call it the Donald Trump theory of dick-wavery: even if you can't get love/respect/admiration (because you are a terrible person who refuses to do anything to make you deserving of these), you can force other people to tolerate/acknowledge you, and that's the next best thing. Or maybe they just get off on exhibitionism/humiliation.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



BrigadierSensible posted:

I'll have you know that my parents are virgins. And for you to insinuate that they enhanced their mutual pleasure by incorporating sex toys in their lovemaking is slander!

Sick, perverted slander.

I found them snooping for xmas presents, cousins dared me to add a bit of tabasco. No Super Nintendo for me. Either I wasn't getting one anyway, or specifically.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Please get me out of this snake.




T-man posted:

if you never found sex toys in your parent's bedroom as a kid we can't be friends, you've never known true suffering

e: or legal guardian/parental figure

I never found sex toys, but I did find condoms.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Apparently my mom didnít need sex toys. drat thin walls.
I thought it was the wind making the oak tree smack the house but it turns out it was just my stepdad smashing out like 3-4 times a week.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010



College Slice

RoboRodent posted:

I never found sex toys, but I did find condoms.
I found condom wrappers in the bathroom trash. This was just as the AIDS epidemic was hitting the news, and all I knew of condoms was that you must wear them to prevent the spread of AIDS. So of course I was absolutely terrified that one or both of my parents were HIV+. To be fair, I was maybe eight or nine at the time.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013



Scathach posted:

Okay, to be fair we have a house dildo. It's rainbow and completely unused except for slapping people that are being idiots. Since it has a suction cup, it's also great for holding the curtain back when we open the window.

The thing is really heavy. It makes a great projectile.

Edit: forgot what thread I'm in dammit.

I'm glad you forgot what thread you were in because I love this post and your entire household.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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If we're not supposed to bring our sex toys in public then why do the movie theater chairs have Fleshlight holders in the arms?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Solice Kirsk posted:

If we're not supposed to bring our sex toys in public then why do the movie theater chairs have Fleshlight holders in the arms?

Same but pool tables

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



The Bloop posted:

Same but pool tables

Gotta get that corner shot on the pocket pussy

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