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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

I'd probably be that cocky if I knew the cops couldn't even find my neck.

do you want a free avatar because god drat

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GreenMetalSun
Oct 11, 2012



This caused snakes to manifest in my room and attack me personally. I will never know peace.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"



That "but I hear you" kid did not exist in the books and was invented for one of the movies because they needed more than 1.5 people of color per movie

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

I THINK BUDWEISER IS GOOD. PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN TO ME.

DorkusMalorkus posted:

That "but I hear you" kid did not exist in the books and was invented for one of the movies because they needed more than 1.5 people of color per movie

Which ones are actually named?

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Beartaco posted:

Which ones are actually named?

Kingsley and Lee Jordan. I think that's literally it. Also Lee Jordan isn't described as black in the book he just is in the movies.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card if it was illegitimate.

Tashilicious posted:

Kingsley and Lee Jordan. I think that's literally it. Also Lee Jordan isn't described as black in the book he just is in the movies.

Dean Thomas and Angelina Johnson. And I think one of the douchebag stereotypes in Slytherin from one of the later books. One of Ginny's boyfriends is referred to as "the dark one" but was white in the movies.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


BaronVonVaderham posted:

Dean Thomas and Angelina Johnson. And I think one of the douchebag stereotypes in Slytherin from one of the later books. One of Ginny's boyfriends is referred to as "the dark one" but was white in the movies.

Was Angelina black? I forget. A lot of the latter series kind of blurs for me.

Slippery
May 16, 2004



Muscles Boxcar

chitoryu12 posted:

I know her personally and it legitimately wasn't racist. She's just that level of horrifically clueless as to both:

1. Post her kink poo poo on social media

2. Post a red, white, and blue noose in the middle of a protest over racial violence.

At first I didn't realize you were the one who had first posted them, and I was like, ...someone posts a random sex weirdo from the tens of millions of 'em online and of course a goon instantly appears that knows them personally

this didn't really surprise me

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Pastry of the Year posted:

do you want a free avatar because god drat

Hell, yes. I'd love an avatar.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

Hell, yes. I'd love an avatar.



I'd probably be that cocky if I knew the cops couldn't even find my neck.

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Inceltown posted:



I'd probably be that cocky if I knew the cops couldn't even find my neck.

I love my bald son 😍

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.




Look it may be unconventional but it works great at protests can't arrest a naked marshmallow demon

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Taco Defender

Man they're really going all-in to make sure the new Ghostbusters skews male, huh?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

I have defended, and will continue to defend genocide


captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule




Fine! I was going to anyway (and you're not my real dad)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Is she balanced on an ironing board? How does it stay up?

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


It's a countertop with a tarp or cloth on it.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Hides all imperfections, gender and is delicious. Gentlefolks this is the future of sex.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.


Good lord slather them with jet-puff quick! Yerech!

LingcodKilla has a new favorite as of 14:44 on Jun 3, 2020

Six-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Don't refer to human beings as "it".

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Big, thick daddy's what?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


Yam Slacker

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Don't refer to human beings as "it".

No one has done so.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Nap Ghost

LingcodKilla posted:

Hides all imperfections, gender and is delicious. Gentlefolks this is the future of sex.


Would slather my nude body with Nutella and go to town with her.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


Homegrown AUG: noticed my toothbrush has mold on it. More than would have grown between my using it last night and this morning.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


Yams Fan

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:


Would slather my nude body with Nutella and go to town with her.

Well it's coming from inside the thread, again.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Powered Descent posted:

No one has done so.

Are you sure????



Tashilicious posted:

It's a countertop with a tarp or cloth on it.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


Powered Descent posted:

No one has done so.

The post was edited.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


Yam Slacker

Resting Lich Face posted:

The post was edited.

Ah, okay.

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



https://twitter.com/influencersitw/...5266743298?s=21

Hattie Masters
Aug 29, 2012

COMICS CRIMINAL


Grimey Drawer



Not sure if this belongs here or in IoSM but it's definitely pretty gross.

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
Long live the King!

Hattie Masters posted:



Not sure if this belongs here or in IoSM but it's definitely pretty gross.

This post has the same energy as David Brent interviewing for the manager position on The Office (US).

https://youtu.be/i_Cjl8enbWo

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Hattie Masters posted:



Not sure if this belongs here or in IoSM but it's definitely pretty gross.

I just fried my motherboard trying to decide how and where to excerpt this for a thread title.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Nap Ghost

Pastry of the Year posted:

I just fried my motherboard trying to decide how and where to excerpt this for a thread title.

Is that the middle-aged guy that thinks older sperm is best?

ed: Lucas Werner
https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2...-starbucks-aft/

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Pastry of the Year posted:

I just fried my motherboard trying to decide how and where to excerpt this for a thread title.

I mean there’s a lot going on here but “Also, I live at a homeless shelter” is loving solid.

The Fat Swordsman
Feb 13, 2012


Pastry of the Year posted:

I just fried my motherboard trying to decide how and where to excerpt this for a thread title.

AUG: I will give you $100 4 times for 4 dates if she isn't mean to me

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


The whole "you call yourself a socialist and yet you are not willing to redistribute your rear end to my dick" bit is a very large

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Is that the middle-aged guy that thinks older sperm is best?

ed: Lucas Werner
https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2...-starbucks-aft/

lol you beat me to it. I knew exactly who this was.

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