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Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



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Hattie Masters
Aug 29, 2012

COMICS CRIMINAL


Grimey Drawer

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Is that the middle-aged guy that thinks older sperm is best?

ed: Lucas Werner
https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2...-starbucks-aft/

YUP. I forgot that Telomeres guy was a thing. Showed it to a friend and she immediately ID'd him. guess i blocked the name for nothing oh well.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?



The telomeres guy! I couldn't remember his name but I knew immediately that it was him. Glad to see he's still trying despite the worldwide pandemic and Starbucks being closed. Glad also to see that no one is falling for it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Pastry of the Year posted:

I just fried my motherboard trying to decide how and where to excerpt this for a thread title.

I say do a classic Michael Moore editing trick and go with:

AUG: you supported bernie? Well I'm not expecting sex

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012







Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012




Ah. A nice cold Fauxenbrau

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007




This guy's whole twitter...

https://twitter.com/RotYeenAD/statu...292127672893445

Caution he has a ton of pictures of his dick on there

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Check out my hot takes because I'm a straight white male

lmao its a taurus

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


-Zydeco- posted:

This guy's whole twitter...

https://twitter.com/RotYeenAD/statu...292127672893445

Caution he has a ton of pictures of his dick on there

I don't understand... Guy is super alt-right, but isn't being gay something the alt-right hates?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Never stopped Milo.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


OwlFancier posted:

Never stopped Milo.

Yeah, fair enough.

gently caress both of them.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich




What dreamworks character is this

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013



loving lol thinking you'll be spared from the pogrom once the other non-white, non-males are dispatched.

Don't get me wrong, Walz should absolutely resign, but only to be replaced with Ilhan-Omar-in-a-Battlemech.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I don't understand... Guy is super alt-right, but isn't being gay something the alt-right hates?

The right always needs one or two of "one of the good ones", to trot out to prove that they don't actually hate the gays/blacks/women, just "those kind" of people, if you know what I mean wink wink.

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011





OK, now I understand why chuds want the salons open during a pandemic. She's clearly never done her own eyebrows before, ever.

Edit: Thanks for the avatar, Pastry!

Hispanic! At The Disco has a new favorite as of 02:26 on Jun 5, 2020

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I don't understand... Guy is super alt-right, but isn't being gay something the alt-right hates?

Looks like he's one of those nazi furries.


Lol, someone tell him hyenas are matriarchal.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019








Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I don't understand... Guy is super alt-right, but isn't being gay something the alt-right hates?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

High Energy, Good Feeling!




-Zydeco- posted:

This guy's whole twitter...

https://twitter.com/RotYeenAD/statu...292127672893445

Caution he has a ton of pictures of his dick on there

This dude has awesome takes, like "the Jews started WWII and the holocaust"

What is with the "gun next to a penis' thing that's trending on Twitter? Like, why?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019








Elviscat posted:

What is with the "gun next to a penis' thing that's trending on Twitter? Like, why?

It's to trigger the libs. That's it.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

High Energy, Good Feeling!




Does it? Trigger them?

The libs that is.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



Elviscat posted:

Does it? Trigger them?

The libs that is.

so much, oh my god, i am so mad. so owned

tell everyone cool to tell everyone uncool that

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Elviscat posted:

Does it? Trigger them?

The libs that is.

I'm so loving triggered at the thought of someone discharging and blowing off their dick while firing a round directly into their femoral artery. I can only hope they absolutely don't keep posting photos of it, and that they definitely don't ever forget to put their safety on

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



Good news! The ďsafetyĒ on the glock is on the trigger!

I use to work as armed ATM tech and within 8 years we had 4 negligent discharges at work just transferring pistols from holster to cases. Odds are great someoneís gonna blow their dick off sooner or later doing this.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005



Armed ATM tech.

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Doin up the 'Ouse is Me Bread and Butter


Biplane posted:

Armed ATM tech.

Considering you are accessing thousands of dollars that are inside an ATM, yes? It's the same reason why armored car staff are armed as well.

I'm assuming Lingcod refilled the cash.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019








I've worked as an ATM tech and shot loads. They didn't give us a gun though.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Inceltown posted:

I've worked as an ATM tech and shot loads. They didn't give us a gun though.

did you have to provide your own sock?

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Doin up the 'Ouse is Me Bread and Butter


Depends on whether Incel starting working before or after the budget cuts

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



Double post

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



LingcodKilla posted:

Yeah I worked for an armored car company but I worked on ATM exclusively after a bit. First line repairs to the mechanism(removing dead rats), lock swaps(happened more often that you would think), computer repair (vacuuming out dust and rebooting) and onsite cash auditing. And yes sometimes I even refilled the cash.


Tashilicious posted:

did you have to provide your own sock?

Had a coworker leave his gun an home so he stuffed his socks in his holster and kept his jacket on all day.

Inceltown posted:

I've worked as an ATM tech and shot loads. They didn't give us a gun though.

Very early on a guy was training me in a small kiosk. There was a track of ants all over the ground and he was like ďoh poo poo I didnít think ants would like jizzĒ.... we had a female guard outside and the dude pointed to it as we left and she started yelling at us to not step on her babies. Please donít gently caress in the kiosks people.

LingcodKilla has a new favorite as of 12:00 on Jun 5, 2020

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


I never expected my masturbation joke to be real.

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

Doin up the 'Ouse is Me Bread and Butter


Tashilicious posted:

I never expected my masturbation joke to be real.

if it exists someone, somewhere has maturbated to it.

or in this case, in it.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


oh no my beans

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Heath posted:

I'm so loving triggered at the thought of someone discharging and blowing off their dick while firing a round directly into their femoral artery. I can only hope they absolutely don't keep posting photos of it, and that they definitely don't ever forget to put their safety on

What's funny about them is your post is enough concern for them to say you're "triggered". It's that petty that care about safety is viewed as "weak".

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Check out my hot takes because I'm a straight white male

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

What's funny about them is your post is enough concern for them to say you're "triggered". It's that petty that care about safety is viewed as "weak".

Heavily influenced by Blackhawk Down's idiotic "this is my safety" scene.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



As it should be. In fact I believe no gun should have a safety. Never ever trust a mechanical safety. Makes people lax ďoh itís got the safety on donít worryĒ.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



LingcodKilla posted:

As it should be. In fact I believe no gun should have a safety. Never ever trust a mechanical safety. Makes people lax “oh it’s got the safety on don’t worry”.

That's is similar to saying machinery shouldn't have guarding because it makes people lax.

It most certainly should have mechanical safeties. Safety is about layers and layers of controls to minimize risk. Operator misuse is not a reason to eliminate a control.

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



Noblesse Obliged posted:

That's is similar to saying machinery shouldn't have guarding because it makes people lax.

It most certainly should have mechanical safeties. Safety is about layers and layers of controls to minimize risk. Operator misuse is not a reason to eliminate a control.

Bullshit. Donít load it if itís a concern. One of the most popular side arms in history for police and military is the Sig p2xx series. No safety. Iíve witnessed two idiots discharge glocks because they they thought they were safe.

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


LingcodKilla posted:

Bullshit. Donít load it if itís a concern. One of the most popular side arms in history for police and military is the Sig p2xx series. No safety. Iíve witnessed two idiots discharge glocks because they they thought they were safe.

Ah yes, police and military - famous for their discretion and safety

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chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



Noblesse Obliged posted:

That's is similar to saying machinery shouldn't have guarding because it makes people lax.

It most certainly should have mechanical safeties. Safety is about layers and layers of controls to minimize risk. Operator misuse is not a reason to eliminate a control.

Fun fact: the Glock was designed by an engineer with no firearms experience. He made the decision that fatalities due to fumbling with a safety would be a greater risk for someone trained in basic gun safety would be a greater risk than the trained person accidentally shooting the gun, so he instead focused on making the gun completely incapable of discharging without intentionally pulling the trigger.

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