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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Are you sure???? ![]()
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Is that the middle-aged guy that thinks older sperm is best? YUP. I forgot that Telomeres guy was a thing. Showed it to a friend and she immediately ID'd him. guess i blocked the name for nothing oh well.
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The telomeres guy! I couldn't remember his name but I knew immediately that it was him. Glad to see he's still trying despite the worldwide pandemic and Starbucks being closed. Glad also to see that no one is falling for it.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I just fried my motherboard trying to decide how and where to excerpt this for a thread title. I say do a classic Michael Moore editing trick and go with: AUG: you supported bernie? Well I'm not expecting sex
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Ah. A nice cold Fauxenbrau
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This guy's whole twitter... https://twitter.com/RotYeenAD/statu...292127672893445 ![]() ![]()
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lmao its a taurus
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-Zydeco- posted:This guy's whole twitter... I don't understand... Guy is super alt-right, but isn't being gay something the alt-right hates?
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Never stopped Milo.
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OwlFancier posted:Never stopped Milo. Yeah, fair enough. gently caress both of them.
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What dreamworks character is this
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loving lol thinking you'll be spared from the pogrom once the other non-white, non-males are dispatched. Don't get me wrong, Walz should absolutely resign, but only to be replaced with Ilhan-Omar-in-a-Battlemech.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I don't understand... Guy is super alt-right, but isn't being gay something the alt-right hates? The right always needs one or two of "one of the good ones", to trot out to prove that they don't actually hate the gays/blacks/women, just "those kind" of people, if you know what I mean wink wink.
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OK, now I understand why chuds want the salons open during a pandemic. She's clearly never done her own eyebrows before, ever. Edit: Thanks for the avatar, Pastry! Hispanic! At The Disco has a new favorite as of 02:26 on Jun 5, 2020 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I don't understand... Guy is super alt-right, but isn't being gay something the alt-right hates? Looks like he's one of those nazi furries. Lol, someone tell him hyenas are matriarchal.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I don't understand... Guy is super alt-right, but isn't being gay something the alt-right hates? ![]()
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-Zydeco- posted:This guy's whole twitter... This dude has awesome takes, like "the Jews started WWII and the holocaust" What is with the "gun next to a penis' thing that's trending on Twitter? Like, why?
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Elviscat posted:What is with the "gun next to a penis' thing that's trending on Twitter? Like, why? It's to trigger the libs. That's it.
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Does it? Trigger them? The libs that is.
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Elviscat posted:Does it? Trigger them? so much, oh my god, i am so mad. so owned tell everyone cool to tell everyone uncool that
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Elviscat posted:Does it? Trigger them? I'm so loving triggered at the thought of someone discharging and blowing off their dick while firing a round directly into their femoral artery. I can only hope they absolutely don't keep posting photos of it, and that they definitely don't ever forget to put their safety on
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Good news! The “safety” on the glock is on the trigger! I use to work as armed ATM tech and within 8 years we had 4 negligent discharges at work just transferring pistols from holster to cases. Odds are great someone’s gonna blow their dick off sooner or later doing this.
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Armed ATM tech.
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Biplane posted:Armed ATM tech. Considering you are accessing thousands of dollars that are inside an ATM, yes? It's the same reason why armored car staff are armed as well. I'm assuming Lingcod refilled the cash.
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I've worked as an ATM tech and shot loads. They didn't give us a gun though.
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Inceltown posted:I've worked as an ATM tech and shot loads. They didn't give us a gun though. did you have to provide your own sock?
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Depends on whether Incel starting working before or after the budget cuts
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Double post
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LingcodKilla posted:Yeah I worked for an armored car company but I worked on ATM exclusively after a bit. First line repairs to the mechanism(removing dead rats), lock swaps(happened more often that you would think), computer repair (vacuuming out dust and rebooting) and onsite cash auditing. And yes sometimes I even refilled the cash. Tashilicious posted:did you have to provide your own sock? Had a coworker leave his gun an home so he stuffed his socks in his holster and kept his jacket on all day. Inceltown posted:I've worked as an ATM tech and shot loads. They didn't give us a gun though. Very early on a guy was training me in a small kiosk. There was a track of ants all over the ground and he was like “oh poo poo I didn’t think ants would like jizz”.... we had a female guard outside and the dude pointed to it as we left and she started yelling at us to not step on her babies. Please don’t gently caress in the kiosks people. LingcodKilla has a new favorite as of 12:00 on Jun 5, 2020 |
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I never expected my masturbation joke to be real.
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Tashilicious posted:I never expected my masturbation joke to be real. if it exists someone, somewhere has maturbated to it. or in this case, in it.
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Heath posted:I'm so loving triggered at the thought of someone discharging and blowing off their dick while firing a round directly into their femoral artery. I can only hope they absolutely don't keep posting photos of it, and that they definitely don't ever forget to put their safety on What's funny about them is your post is enough concern for them to say you're "triggered". It's that petty that care about safety is viewed as "weak".
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:What's funny about them is your post is enough concern for them to say you're "triggered". It's that petty that care about safety is viewed as "weak". Heavily influenced by Blackhawk Down's idiotic "this is my safety" scene.
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As it should be. In fact I believe no gun should have a safety. Never ever trust a mechanical safety. Makes people lax “oh it’s got the safety on don’t worry”.
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LingcodKilla posted:As it should be. In fact I believe no gun should have a safety. Never ever trust a mechanical safety. Makes people lax “oh it’s got the safety on don’t worry”. That's is similar to saying machinery shouldn't have guarding because it makes people lax. It most certainly should have mechanical safeties. Safety is about layers and layers of controls to minimize risk. Operator misuse is not a reason to eliminate a control.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:That's is similar to saying machinery shouldn't have guarding because it makes people lax. Bullshit. Don’t load it if it’s a concern. One of the most popular side arms in history for police and military is the Sig p2xx series. No safety. I’ve witnessed two idiots discharge glocks because they they thought they were safe.
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LingcodKilla posted:Bullshit. Don’t load it if it’s a concern. One of the most popular side arms in history for police and military is the Sig p2xx series. No safety. I’ve witnessed two idiots discharge glocks because they they thought they were safe. Ah yes, police and military - famous for their discretion and safety
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# ? Jan 22, 2021 03:13 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:That's is similar to saying machinery shouldn't have guarding because it makes people lax. Fun fact: the Glock was designed by an engineer with no firearms experience. He made the decision that fatalities due to fumbling with a safety would be a greater risk for someone trained in basic gun safety would be a greater risk than the trained person accidentally shooting the gun, so he instead focused on making the gun completely incapable of discharging without intentionally pulling the trigger.
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