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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


Fumaofthelake posted:

I supervise a bunch of undergrads and one of them basically got peer pressured by his friend group to stay on the Quidditch team because he was like their best player. They went to nationals.

I cannot even comprehend this.

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Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!



Fun Shoe

Iron Crowned posted:

I cannot even comprehend this.

Colleges have a ton of activities of questionable value that they organize intermural leagues around and the teams travel around to the other local schools and compete against each other just like it's a real sport. Kickball, various version of Ultimate Frisbee, Frisbee Golf, flag football, you name it.

Fumaofthelake
Dec 30, 2004

Is it handsome in here, or is it just me?


He got injured while he was there iirc and I reckon that would either really lower or increase your stock based on who you were telling.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007



Toilet Rascal

Fumaofthelake posted:

I supervise a bunch of undergrads and one of them basically got peer pressured by his friend group to stay on the Quidditch team because he was like their best player. They went to nationals.

Fuckin nerds man I just can’t even process this. It’s a loving kids book about a child wizard for fucks sake why do people take these things so loving seriously and so far.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007

i smell pretty fine





captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!


How do you get this many people to be this stupid at once



ah.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


Basebf555 posted:

Colleges have a ton of activities of questionable value that they organize intermural leagues around and the teams travel around to the other local schools and compete against each other just like it's a real sport. Kickball, various version of Ultimate Frisbee, Frisbee Golf, flag football, you name it.

My favorite thing about ultimate frisbee is that the people who are really into it call it “ultimate” like you won’t know they’re playing frisbee.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-




Pillbug

cash crab posted:

I can't remember if it's 600lb Life or another documentary, but I remember this guy going in for stomach stapling surgery being tasked with losing a bit of weight in the hospital and somehow put on weight. Turns out his wife was bringing in Big Gulps and junk food for him. He ends up dying of heart failure or something.

That happened a lot on that show sadly so it probably was. People would sneak food into the hospital and the doctor would see right through it. He started with the "make some changes and lose a few pounds first" stuff to see if they would actually make changes or figure out where the problem was. Codependent stuff was a big one. If his patients wouldn't change their habits enough to lose even 10 or 20 pounds he'd refuse to do the surgery as it was probably pointless. There was even a guy who did get the surgery who complained that he had trouble losing weight or keeping food down and the doctor was just like "yeah you went back to your old habits. You can't do that. The diet changes are forever."

That show could be so incredibly depressing.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007
no neckbeard, though.



Nap Ghost

Getting caught up Thread title is great, an alternate take occurred to me though:

Crazy Eddies Used Vulvas

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die





This some serial killer poo poo

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen


Picnic Princess posted:

This some serial killer poo poo

I bet he's got a shoebox full of used tampons

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



One More Fat Nerd posted:

Getting caught up Thread title is great, an alternate take occurred to me though:

Crazy Eddies Used Vulvas

*slaps groin*

This baby can make 40 queefs per usage

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007

i smell pretty fine




Dagen H posted:

I bet he's got a shoebox full of used tampons

The War Queer
Apr 29, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"



That guy isn't cringing hard enough, he must not know about furries

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




Why does that thing have two anime mouths

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything



Picnic Princess posted:

Why does that thing have two anime mouths

Supposed to be the darker part of the muzzle that the whiskers come out of on the real animal



And for content

winterwerefox has a new favorite as of 05:24 on Sep 1, 2018

cash crab
Apr 4, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



One More Fat Nerd posted:

Getting caught up Thread title is great, an alternate take occurred to me though:

Crazy Eddies Used Vulvas

Ohhhhh. poo poo. This one is good.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013


twistedmentat posted:

Its amazing how probably kids playing RPGs or Table Top games is probably a much healthier emotionally than most stuff today because its social by its very nature. You need to have a group of people to play Vampire The Masquerade with, and be able to get along with them. Also the existence of clubs in school probably helped today. You could hang out with people and watch Ranma 1/2 after school on thursdays and that would be a social activity and teach you how to interact with others.

Anyways talking about mal adjusted nerds



The message isn't AUG, but its the attitude. They probably do have a problem with people coming in and going "hey can you turn on the game?" and maybe they're getting salty when the staff won't stop playing Ice Pirates. All they'd need to say is "hey there are a ton of other bars playing sports, please don't ask us to switch to the game' or even "this is a nerd bar for nerdy things, if you're looking for a sports bar, look elsewhere" but no, they have to make a stand, they have to shout geek pride and stick it to the dumb jocks who in their mind are coming in just to make fun of them for playing Catan while having a beer.


They deserve to be made fun of for playing settlers of catan. shits worse then monopoly in time:fun ratio.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT, EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



snergle posted:

They deserve to be made fun of for playing settlers of catan. shits worse then monopoly in time:fun ratio.

Monopoly is a quick game if you play it according to the rules (automatic auction for property not bought outright).

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls

LingcodKilla posted:

Damnit do they still even make porn magazines? Gonna look into caching “perfect 10” or similar stuff in easily findable containers in my local forests. Gotta set these kids right.

If it’s not in a jansport it ain’t worth jackin to

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012



twistedmentat posted:

Anyways talking about mal adjusted nerds



The message isn't AUG, but its the attitude. They probably do have a problem with people coming in and going "hey can you turn on the game?" and maybe they're getting salty when the staff won't stop playing Ice Pirates. All they'd need to say is "hey there are a ton of other bars playing sports, please don't ask us to switch to the game' or even "this is a nerd bar for nerdy things, if you're looking for a sports bar, look elsewhere" but no, they have to make a stand, they have to shout geek pride and stick it to the dumb jocks who in their mind are coming in just to make fun of them for playing Catan while having a beer.

It makes me think of that dumb "In this house we respect the prime directive, the force, whatever dumb harry potter thing...." plaque I see every so often. You're not special because you like Star Wars and Lord of the Rings! They were some of the most popular things in recent history! You're not unique and special!

I sometimes go to a nerdy bar. The trick is that it's a bar first and nerd playground second. If you wanna watch 80's pro wrestling or play Smash Bros, it's there for you. Otherwise it still has bands and pool tables if that's your thing. It pulls in a really diverse croud because the vibe is never judgy or adversarial. I think that's how you should run a nerd bar, not this cringy NERDS UNITE attitude.

Anyways here's an AUG Kitchen Nightmares episode wherin Gordon meets 2 impish manchild twins who look, sound, and act like Patton Oswalt characters. https://youtu.be/XSO1JHezZqA

grittyreboot has a new favorite as of 07:40 on Sep 1, 2018

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES


Bobby Digital posted:

My favorite thing about ultimate frisbee is that the people who are really into it call it ultimate like you wont know theyre playing frisbee.

It's because of the trademark on frisbee, so organizations can't use it in their names and such. The sort of people that would call their sport "ultimate" are not the sort who can feel the regular shame they should for being so serious about frisbees.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Inzombiac posted:

Monopoly is a quick game if you play it according to the rules (automatic auction for property not bought outright).

I was an instruction-reader as a kid, so I knew this rule, but I’ve never once played or heard of a game with it in play in my entire life.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Super Grocery Kart posted:

I was an instruction-reader as a kid, so I knew this rule, but I’ve never once played or heard of a game with it in play in my entire life.

A lot of common Monopoly house rules are nowhere near the actual rules.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007

i smell pretty fine





Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I'm so desensitized to vore fetish poo poo at this point all I can think is "well that's stupid, he's always got a guy in there. If he always has a guy in there, how is it erotic to eat a guy if he's always full of guy?"

I hate that I thought this costume out better than the furry.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Ralph Crammed In posted:

I'm so desensitized to vore fetish poo poo at this point all I can think is "well that's stupid, he's always got a guy in there. If he always has a guy in there, how is it erotic to eat a guy if he's always full of guy?"

I hate that I thought this costume out better than the furry.

Unless the belly is a zipper and then there could be 2 guys in one fursuit. Did you ever think about that, smart guy?

No, because having sex in fursuits is hard enough to wrap your head around. Having sex in a single fursuit is next level gross

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010




The Door Frame posted:

Unless the belly is a zipper and then there could be 2 guys in one fursuit. Did you ever think about that, smart guy?

No, because having sex in fursuits is hard enough to wrap your head around. Having sex in a single fursuit is next level gross
Honestly, that is exactly what I thought when I read "he's always got a guy in there." And now I need to take a shower.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









There is no water hot enough to clean you

cash crab
Apr 4, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Ralph Crammed In posted:

If he always has a guy in there, how is it erotic to eat a guy if he's always full of guy?"

The Door Frame posted:

Unless the belly is a zipper and then there could be 2 guys in one fursuit. Did you ever think about that, smart guy?

I love you guys

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006



Al I want to know is, why would you need to get your finances in order before marrying stuffed horse?

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!



As I scrolled down I was just glad it was a fat stomach instead of a diaper, I guess that's slightly less worse.

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013




Does it ruin the vore RP if your victim just climbs into your plush belly through the zipper instead of through the mouth, or would that qualify as a reverse C-section (a subset of unbirthing)?

cash crab
Apr 4, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



walrusman posted:

Al I want to know is, why would you need to get your finances in order before marrying stuffed horse?

If you actually do look a gift horse in the mouth, you will find tax paperwork

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007



Exchanging glaaances..



Am I wrong, or is that also a Nazi vore fetishist i'm looking at? Or is his arm just up awkwardly in another type of pose?

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012


bony tony posted:

a reverse C-section (a subset of unbirthing)?

Please god erase this sentence from my memory

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything



I found it in a google image search for "Bad Fursuit" or "Awkward Fursuit"

Buried somewhere in this archive thread, with such wonderful posters as "NIGGO KILLA"
http://archive.is/99ThC

https://www.deviantart.com/ensiryu/...uit-19-78187052
here is the DA page it seems
...
Some fucker a few posts down asks if he ate his family, like that's a good and normal thing.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT, EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



grittyreboot posted:

I sometimes go to a nerdy bar. The trick is that it's a bar first and nerd playground second. If you wanna watch 80's pro wrestling or play Smash Bros, it's there for you. Otherwise it still has bands and pool tables if that's your thing. It pulls in a really diverse croud because the vibe is never judgy or adversarial. I think that's how you should run a nerd bar, not this cringy NERDS UNITE attitude.

Anyways here's an AUG Kitchen Nightmares episode wherin Gordon meets 2 impish manchild twins who look, sound, and act like Patton Oswalt characters. https://youtu.be/XSO1JHezZqA

My favorite bar is big into sports but are only serious about it for Steelers games (dunno why).

If it's not busy, they have a bunch of video game systems tucked behind the biggest TV. If you're not an rear end in a top hat, they are cool with you playing them until someone asks to watch a game.

When it's slow, the bartenders will often play Smash from behind the bar with Wavebirds.
I love it.

Mr. Snickerdoodles
Nov 19, 2013


Y'know, I gotta give it to AUG. It's allowed me to collect the most bizarre sorts of internet trivia concerning fetishes and allows conversations like this:

BOYFRIEND: (Watching a gif compilation on youtube, sees something) What the hell is that?
ME: *glances up from computer* Oh, that's an inflation fetishist/vore/giganticism/furry Nazi.
BOYFRIEND: How the hell do you know that?
ME: *points at computer* Something Awful.
BOYFRIEND: *slow blink*

I'm beginning to think AUG is the abyss, for if you stare into it long enough.....

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Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

Mr. Snickerdoodles posted:

Y'know, I gotta give it to AUG. It's allowed me to collect the most bizarre sorts of internet trivia concerning fetishes and allows conversations like this:

BOYFRIEND: (Watching a gif compilation on youtube, sees something) What the hell is that?
ME: *glances up from computer* Oh, that's an inflation fetishist/vore/giganticism/furry Nazi.
BOYFRIEND: How the hell do you know that?
ME: *points at computer* Something Awful.
BOYFRIEND: *slow blink*

I'm beginning to think AUG is the abyss, for if you stare into it long enough.....

Long time ago my mom saw the csi/criminal minds/whatever episode with furies. She thought it was cool that they did that so I had her google furies.

Last year or year before I also got to tell my wife why I would not be taking our daughter to see the MLP movie.

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