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Corla Plankun posted:first it was "i need to be able to interrupt you, in person, in order to do my job", now this? please gently caress off keep it up he's almost there
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van life: I'm homeless but I'm rich so its cool; family members that I have a good relationship with let me use their home address for pesky things like drivers licenses and other daily bureaucracy I clean up nice and socialize well so people are cool with me hanging out and mooching on their wifi all day while I edit photos and videos for my social media accounts that I make my income with through questionably ethical native advertising so I can call this employment in 5 years when I decide to settle down i'll be an executive at one of these companies anyway, or just own my own, and living in a nice suburb
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the sprinter trend is loving annoying and poo poo and aughhhhhh only thing worse is the same kids that pay a custom shop $35,000 for a cleaned up VW bus with a $100 mini fridge and a spare battery
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i surveyed the parking lot at 4 am at the nearby target/king soopers/mcdonalds strip, and there were FOURTEEN vans, buses or motorhomes clearly being slept in. this is in one of denver's few lakefront neighborhoods the housing situation is loving untenable oh half of them are beat to poo poo 87 bagos and the other half are 110k Sprinters
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"hey man, what's your instagram?" "I''m....i'm actually homeless" "oh..." *proceeds to call police for trespassing*
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lancemantis posted:"hey man, what's your instagram?" lmbo
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Jonny 290 posted:i surveyed the parking lot at 4 am at the nearby target/king soopers/mcdonalds strip, and there were FOURTEEN vans, buses or motorhomes clearly being slept in. ugh christ this makes me want to start checking out some of the walmart and similar parking lots here. disaster tourism in my own backyard or something. :-/
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i think the regional park near my neighborhood must have been marked on a "free" camping site or something; I've noticed vans out there in the evening from time to time lately its kind of out of the way, not really patrolled, and the gates just on a timer so if you're in by the right time its all good I guess
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SO DEMANDING posted:ugh christ this makes me want to start checking out some of the walmart and similar parking lots here. disaster tourism in my own backyard or something. :-/ i just check out ur post history
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President Beep posted:i just check out ur post history ![]()
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bumpity bump bump
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yeah
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I was dicking around on goog maps at work and now i want to gently caress off to iceland for about a week but if i could go to svalbard and get owned by a polar bear that would be cool too
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I have 9 days of vacation coming up and heck I'm not even prepared to camp at a camp site but I'm planning out some day hikes to do during that time.
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Silver Alicorn posted:les stroud brings a harmonica on his adventures to keep boredom away if you get tired you can play the bolero of fire to teleport home instantly President Beep posted:as an avowed omnivore that is too much of a babby to kill his own food i really cant look down at such a pass time. you should only be allowed to hunt wolves and bears if you enter into the drawing pool for a tag lottery for being hunted as the most dangerous game
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You can play Beck's Bolero and summon a muscle car.
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give me an old Strela-3 and a flight plan for a wolf hunting helicopter
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jony neuemonic posted:touching computers is rotting my brain out of my skull but nothing else i can do pays enough to survive in this capitalist hellworld.
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I went backpacking and was in pain the entire time but it was delightful when I returned home I was immediately angry, bored, and anxious again ftge
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frolic this great earth
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:frolic this great earth
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frolic this gay earth
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tempted to buy this van and wander into the wilds never to be seen again https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/d/2017-ram-promaster-camper/6612393267.html
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C.H.O.M.E. posted:tempted to buy this van and wander into the wilds never to be seen again https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/d/2017-ram-promaster-camper/6612393267.html do not do #vanlife
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Jonny 290 posted:do not do #vanlife Its a really cool lookin van thou
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C.H.O.M.E. posted:tempted to buy this van and wander into the wilds never to be seen again https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/d/2017-ram-promaster-camper/6612393267.html for very limited values of 'wilds' since this giant 2wd low-clearance van on all-seasons will probably just about manage a carefully-maintained gravel road, and you paid $72k for it anyway the wilds of KOA campgrounds
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxGw1d2RO1U
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ADINSX posted:Its a really cool lookin van thou expensive as gently caress too. yowza.
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there are like four sprinters that think they're being slick by parking in the sooper's parking lot every night. i see you
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Jonny 290 posted:do not do #vanlife jonny i hear you, but what if i did?
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C.H.O.M.E. posted:jonny i hear you, but what if i did? you better airbrush a big fuckin' wizard on that sumbtich
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SO DEMANDING posted:you better airbrush a big fuckin' wizard on that sumbtich
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Pham Nuwen posted:for very limited values of 'wilds' since this giant 2wd low-clearance van on all-seasons will probably just about manage a carefully-maintained gravel road, and you paid $72k for it anyway Thats why you strap a drz on the back or something. The van is just your hotel room
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SO DEMANDING posted:you better airbrush a big fuckin' wizard on that sumbtich i'm thinking of commissioning DSZ to do art for a motorcycle jacket patch SORRY IM SLOW NEW RIDER MY BALLS ARE SWEATIN etc
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Jonny 290 posted:i'm thinking of commissioning DSZ to do art for a motorcycle jacket patch IF YOU CAN READ THIS MY BALLS A RE SWEATIN
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C.H.O.M.E. posted:tempted to buy this van and wander into the wilds never to be seen again https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/d/2017-ram-promaster-camper/6612393267.html I want a campervan but just for camping. #vanlife is for trust fund kids on vacation and hobos
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