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ungulateman posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uQa51olDDU this is really cool and i appreciate the amount of evidence put on hand, helps separate it from just being fanfiction
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Obiwan and the Goonies is definitely a far more 80s take on the story.
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I'll always remember that one post where a goon ponders what if Palpatine wasn't actually a dark wizard and was just a crooked politician and businessman and realised that materially changes almost nothing.
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It means Mace Windu either arrests him peacefully (and he is vindicated in court because they can't prove a drat thing) or never tries to (and he goes ahead and waits a while for a different excuse to give Order 66), depending on whether Anakin thinks he's a wizard. Either way the Republic is cooked. It also means he probably has to use a different pawn than Darth Maul to spook the Jedi on Naboo, and needs a different insurance policy against Dooku turning on him than his superior swordfighting skills.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I'll always remember that one post where a goon ponders what if Palpatine wasn't actually a dark wizard and was just a crooked politician and businessman and realised that materially changes almost nothing. Imagine if instead of lightning Sheev just shoots Mace with a hidden wrist blaster.
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The MSJ posted:Imagine if instead of lightning Sheev just shoots Mace with a hidden wrist blaster. How uncivilized
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Sheev pulls a Smith & Wesson 500 out of his waistband and shoots Mace Windu in the bladder. There goes the PG-13 rating.
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Inverting the ending of Wizards.
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Apparently the Acolyte smile mask Sith is based on Let Me Solo Her.
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Bongo Bill posted:It means Mace Windu either arrests him peacefully (and he is vindicated in court because they can't prove a drat thing) or never tries to (and he goes ahead and waits a while for a different excuse to give Order 66), depending on whether Anakin thinks he's a wizard. Either way the Republic is cooked. It also means he probably has to use a different pawn than Darth Maul to spook the Jedi on Naboo, and needs a different insurance policy against Dooku turning on him than his superior swordfighting skills. it's jango fett.
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The MSJ posted:Apparently the Acolyte smile mask Sith is based on Let Me Solo Her. The what is based on the who?
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Gargamel Gibson posted:The what is based on the who? In an article the showrunner said that the strangers look was based on those elden ring guys who you summon and they show up in hardly any armor and proceed to go to work. The most famous one that went viral was LetMeSoloHer a guy who would show up naked with a pot on his head and would kill the hardest boss in the game solo for you. quote:As soon as I said he didn’t have armor, everyone lost their mind. “How can you not have armor?” I was like, “Why would you wear armor if you’re not going to get hit?” It’s like the Elden Ring costume. The Elden Bling. When you summon people, you always summon the people that aren’t wearing anything, and it’s like, “These people are loving crazy.”
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RBA Starblade posted:How uncivilized
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Jokes on her - you have no choice you have on summons since they disappear as soon as you touch em cause theres so many people playing!!!
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Bongo Bill posted:It also means he probably has to use a different pawn than Darth Maul to spook the Jedi on Naboo he pretends to serve darth plagueis and uses whoever plagueis sends him palpatine betrays him afterward, because the real tragedy of darth plagueis the wise was how he got tricked by a non-force user Zeta Niloticus fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jul 4, 2024 |
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LetHerSoloMe was the superior summon
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I beat margit with dogs and the roger guy and lmao I didn’t even feel good about it. Both just murdered him It’s a fun game
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I pictured Roger from American Dad as a summon and like, sounds right
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I spent too much time yelling at the dumb otter kid in acolyte last episode, that I now need to see this to them hoping I see his dumb rear end getting turned into soup. ( I know I won't get my wish)
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otter kid?
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There are selonians in the acolyte? Does an adult one gently caress a space cop?
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Not Selonians, but another oldschool EU species: Tynnan
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I like that picture more than the entire Ashoka show
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Vim Fuego posted:
so is this guy like, a person? because he has a name and can talk but the jedi were two steps off putting a leash on him in the forest and I don't think Sol has said a single word to him.
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You see, the Jedi are assholes.
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It's trying to capture that Baby Yoda energy and failing. They also tried it with the elephant birds too on social media. "id kill for them!!" on facebook.
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Vintersorg posted:It's trying to capture that Baby Yoda energy and failing. Basil is very blatantly a Jawa. Not literally an unmasked Jawa, (though he might as well be) but in terms of the basic character type: lil fuzzy gremlin, super-smart, twitchy, obsessive, doesn't speak english, subject of space-racism. The birds are cool too. Just better porgs.
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Porgs are literally just worse puffins.
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Taste good though
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Porgs are literally just worse puffins. Puffins are great though so progs are at least very good.
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Need more of that monkey thing from Rogue 1. The door gunner in the space Huey
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Porg Rock
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Chewie should've looked those porgs dead in the eye as he ate their brethren
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YaketySass posted:Porg Rock ヽ༼☉︿☉ ༽ノ raise your porgs ヽ༼☉︿☉ ༽ノ
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Porgs look like my cat when she's whining that she can see the bottom of her food bowl
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Vinylshadow posted:Chewie should've looked those porgs dead in the eye as he ate their brethren Well he did catch, kill, skin, skewer & roast some of them in front of the rest Then he felt bad and didn't take a bite??!? Amazing writing!
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YaketySass posted:Porg Rock If you look closely, you'll notice porgs only move in odd time signatures.
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Is Qimir the most thirsted-after Star Wars character since Leia? Because any time a non-chud mentions Acolyte it's almost always about how he's sexy af. Also I ate a lightsaber ice cream. ![]() They should make a really long version.
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The MSJ posted:Is Qimir the most thirsted-after Star Wars character since Leia? Because any time a non-chud mentions Acolyte it's almost always about how he's sexy af. i'm not going to try and figure it out scientifically, but i'm gonna go out on a limb and say natalie portman amy allen (she played aayla secura, though jennifer hale did the VA in the clone wars) adam driver oscar isaac ewan mcgregor hayden christensen temuera morrison
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