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Ghost Leviathan posted:Snoke? Snoke?! SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE It was Snoke.
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MGS ripped Star Wars off a lot. Despite JJ being friends with Kojima, Star Wars only ever had one nod back to MGS with C-3PO's red arm. Star Wars really could have used a Revolver Ocelot.
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Broke, woke, Snoke
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*Sheev looking at his tank of Snokes with disappointment* They don't look anything like they did in they did in the ad
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Perhaps it was Sheev who was the clone of Snoke
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Detective No. 27 posted:MGS ripped Star Wars off a lot. Despite JJ being friends with Kojima, Star Wars only ever had one nod back to MGS with C-3PO's red arm. Star Wars really could have used a Revolver Ocelot. I've said before that Metal Gear is basically the closest thing to setting Star Wars in the modern day. And I still like me theory that Snoke is actually Darth Plagueis having barely survived Palpatine's ascension through dark science magic, and/or a clone. I suppose I was semi right.
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I guess it's technically true if Snoke was ever being directly controlled by Palpatine, since "Palpatine" is now just the outer shell of a thousand year old Russian nesting doll of Sith consciousness and would include Plagueis.
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2house2fly posted:Hrngh. Colonel. I'm trying to lead the First Order. But I'm dummy tall. Hux, I'm trying to walk through Starkiller Base, but I'm dummy tall and I keep hitting my head on the top of the door frame.
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Those other guys in the tank weren’t Snokes clones, but his unhatched brothers, Boke and Loke.
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Snöke and Snœke
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in some scenes, SNOKE is slightly taller. This isn't a mistake in the cg effects- it's actually a separate character, Bigger SNOKE
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Robot Style posted:I guess it's technically true if Snoke was ever being directly controlled by Palpatine, since "Palpatine" is now just the outer shell of a thousand year old Russian nesting doll of Sith consciousness and would include Plagueis. He's the Avatar?
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Vim Fuego posted:in some scenes, SNOKE is slightly taller. This isn't a mistake in the cg effects- it's actually a separate character, Bigger SNOKE Photoshop this into the infamous “Did you know?” tweet...
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What do you think the juice in the snoke tanks tastes like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to drink it
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Can we talk about how stupid the name snoke is? Like that is the best name they could come up with? Snoke?!
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solid snoke, liquid snoke, naked snoke and everyone's favourite spinoff protagonist, reyden
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McCloud posted:Can we talk about how stupid the name snoke is? Like that is the best name they could come up with? Snoke?! The funniest line in TFA is "Then maybe you'll need to explain it to Supreme Leader Snoke" or whatever. It's hysterical. Snoke! All the more evidence that they'd reveal his name to be a sham identity for Plagueis.
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However, the Knights of Ren having Cardio and Trudgen among their number are pretty good, too.
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McCloud posted:Can we talk about how stupid the name snoke is? Like that is the best name they could come up with? Snoke?! "You didn't drive our son to the dark side, Snoke did!" She says it with.. Some sincerity, but it falls flat because Snoke is a stupid name. Edit: Yeah, but none of the Knights of Ren are actually named on screen so they get a bit of a pass on having dumb names.
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I love all my clones equally *earlier that day* I don't care for Snoke
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It always bugged me that all the characters have one syllable names. Rey, Finn, Poe, Rose, Snoke, even Kylo Ren's real name is Ben. It feels like a marketing directive to make the names all punchy and memorable or something
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I did it all for the Snokie
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Let’s jump to another future trilogy and the head bad guy says to his apprentice, “Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Palpatine the <what goes here?>” Help me out.
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2house2fly posted:It always bugged me that all the characters have one syllable names. Rey, Finn, Poe, Rose, Snoke, even Kylo Ren's real name is Ben. It feels like a marketing directive to make the names all punchy and memorable or something It's like some weird memetic understanding of Star Wars characters only have monosyllabic names. Luke, Han, Leia. But then Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Leia Organa. Tarkin, Vader, Ackbar, Lando, Jabba, Palpatine, Padme, Amidala...
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They didnt know who was going to be the skywalker in the last scene at that point
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Cartoon Man posted:Let’s jump to another future trilogy and the head bad guy says to his apprentice, “Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Palpatine the <what goes here?>” "that mummy gently caress!"
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The dead mummy gently caress
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If Akira Toriyama wrote Star Wars Snoke would have brothers or friends named Vaypor, Steem, and Haze.
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If Hideo Kojima had written Star Wars, Snoke would have been called Bad Sithman
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Pretty good posted:If Hideo Kojima had written Star Wars, Snoke would have been called Bad Sithman Darth Maul, Darth Tyranus, General Grievous, et cetera.
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SolarFire2 posted:"You didn't drive our son to the dark side, Snoke did!" She says it with.. Some sincerity, but it falls flat because Snoke is a stupid name. Similar energy to Ewan McGregor trying to dramatically deliver lines that include the word "younglings".
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The Kingfish posted:Darth Maul, Darth Tyranus, General Grievous, et cetera. Darth Vader is almost literally Dark Father, or if you want to be more literal, Dark Invader pospysyl posted:If Akira Toriyama wrote Star Wars Snoke would have brothers or friends named Vaypor, Steem, and Haze. I just never stop loving loving the Dragon Ball naming schemes
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more like supreme leader joke amirite
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No no, wait you think you've beaten Snoke, but then there's Fyre!
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Is Snoke some combation of Sno....(something) and Luke? Maybe it just rhymes with "joke" because he's more of a punchline than anything.
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It's smoke but different.
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I was thinking Snoke sounds like a Mortal Kombat name until I remembered there's one just called Smoke
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I love all my clones equally
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The Kingfish posted:Darth Maul, Darth Tyranus, General Grievous, et cetera. there was a character in AOTC named "Elan Sleazebaggano" And, get this, the hot space princess who doesn't wear a bra was named Leia- get it? lay ya Unsubtlety is George's strong suit
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The dashing rogue who doesn't operate in any organisation is Han Solo And the guy who has his back is Chewbacca
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