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chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Is posting basically everything from Cold Steel cheating or..?

At least Cold Steel is actually really good for its price point. Their ads are hilarious, but the actual weapons are made well and relatively cheap.

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






I get that, but then there's stuff like:

Cold Steel posted:

The Cold Steel Trench Hawk features a sharp cutting edge and wedge-style spike, offering numerous tactical “options” for our nation’s modern warriors.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Ultimately that's still an axe and a pick though which is useful to have around I guess, especially if you're dual specced mining and forestry.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Aphrodite posted:

Ultimately that's still an axe and a pick though which is useful to have around I guess, especially if you're dual specced mining and forestry.

If you stand right at the edge of a forest and mountain biome, you can just swing it back and forth to mine stone and chop wood at the same time

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

hell yea I am all about the tactical options like a real operator.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


lofi posted:

I love the attacker in all these vids is always so polite, just kinda grabs you and holds on while you deploy your SECRET WEAPON.



I think we've already found a thread title

PYF Tacticool Bullshit: What a feeling that will be to experience

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

i am the bruce of the willis


I thought the blood groove thing was some kind of weird rear end vampire thing. I'm still not convinced it's not

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Dreddout posted:

I think we've already found a thread title

PYF Tacticool Bullshit: What a feeling that will be to experience

I actually don't know how to change a thread title!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013



You PM a mod

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Often your best bet is reporting because often I look at PMs and think ah yeah I'll respond to that in a while but then never do, but PMs are fine.


lmbo

EDC loving is mentile



Youtubed EDC and I haven't watched much of this yet but the comments are disabled and he says he's making this new EDC video because his old one is outdated and "now that I've been involved in a lot gun battles" his EDC has updated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os9WEA_Or9s

e: the only camo thing I own is sweatpants but heck that's really more for the chicks than me

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005
THIS CUSTOM TITLE WILL COME IN HANDY WHILE LURKING


Does anyone have that screenshot of some CoD steam group talking about what equipment loadouts and perks they'll be using when the muslim invasion hits?

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



EmmyOk posted:

Youtubed EDC and I haven't watched much of this yet but the comments are disabled and he says he's making this new EDC video because his old one is outdated and "now that I've been involved in a lot gun battles" his EDC has updated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os9WEA_Or9s

e: the only camo thing I own is sweatpants but heck that's really more for the chicks than me

Demolition Ranch is a comedy channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-I2xv_EIH4

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Ah I see, kudos he hides it extremely well :)

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU28VypI-o4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjQk244oW9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEEEy1dMceI

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010



chitoryu12 posted:

At least Cold Steel is actually really good for its price point. Their ads are hilarious, but the actual weapons are made well and relatively cheap.

For anybody not familiar with their ads:
https://i.imgur.com/Yn95i05.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8FGCyUycsY

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."











Ol' Phil is just full of good advice


EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Red Letter Media watching and talking about Surviving Edged Weapons is extremely good. I copied the URL at the relevant time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1sxc3V0lzQ#t=1905s

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!


lmao why are these urban super ninjas always pasty, flabby mid-westerners in their 40's with a bad beard?
And who buys that poo poo?

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



TotalLossBrain posted:

lmao why are these urban super ninjas always pasty, flabby mid-westerners in their 40's with a bad beard?
And who buys that poo poo?

You answered one question with the other

Death Panel Czar
Apr 1, 2012

Too dangerous for a full sensory injection... That level of shitposting means they're almost non-human!


Sometimes instead of buying new, the flabby midwesterners make their own tactical gear, generally by butchering the poo poo out of existing tools and then painting it pretty colors. The labored breathing and urban camo cargo shorts tell you that this guy will totally survive the coming apocalypse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-LE0kwJ2oY#t=964s

Also GUNDERWEAR

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



Death Panel Czar posted:

Also GUNDERWEAR


I believe the actual copywritten term is "Thunderwear".

Not a joke.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 7, 2007

by Lowtax


Fun Shoe

Thunderwear has the gun at the front. I guess there's a big enough market to support multiple brands. The downside with this other one is that it won't shoot the wearer's dick off as easily.

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



Breakfast Feud posted:

Thunderwear has the gun at the front. I guess there's a big enough market to support multiple brands. The downside with this other one is that it won't shoot the wearer's dick off as easily.

I've actually seen Thunderwear advertised as a female product to accommodate carrying concealed with the tight and slight clothing.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


Wow this far and we didn't see this yet:




https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3369826&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post385152296

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010




Wasn't he only like some rando computer janitor at NASA, too? Definitely going to need that firepower in case... somebody tries to steal some printer ink?

Fake edit: Holy lmao from the same thread:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010




mercenarynuker posted:

I thought the blood groove thing was some kind of weird rear end vampire thing. I'm still not convinced it's not
That's why it needs the six crosses, so vampires can't use it.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."







Is this the gun that the terminator asks for in the first movie?

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdfx7l4z5cQ

Didn't see this posted yet.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008





Fun Shoe

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Is this the gun that the terminator asks for in the first movie?

If those were all CFLs, it actually would be a phased plasma "rifle" in the 40 watt range

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Do i applaud or take your lunch money? Im not sure how this works.

Jeremy_X
Jul 27, 2006


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Do i applaud or take your lunch money? Im not sure how this works.

Do both. It's the only way to be sure.

Death Panel Czar
Apr 1, 2012

Too dangerous for a full sensory injection... That level of shitposting means they're almost non-human!


There was that one time Trump's evil Penn Jillette clone talked with Recoil magazine about his EDC.

I'd rip into it but the article Here’s What It Looks Like When Your EDC List Is A Cry For Help is way funnier.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Death Panel Czar posted:

There was that one time Trump's evil Penn Jillette clone talked with Recoil magazine about his EDC.

I'd rip into it but the article Here’s What It Looks Like When Your EDC List Is A Cry For Help is way funnier.

That article linked to this https://www.reddit.com/r/EDC/ and its a goldmine of terrible. Most of them have age/gender/profession listed.

like this gem:

M/36/Office Worker

I'd like to think its a joke post, but this is 2018, the dumbest of timelines.

Pretty sure this is a Bingo


23/M/NOC Engineer


This particular gallery is early 20s IT Nerds dot jay peg.

el_jorge
Jul 7, 2008

I also got a bag of chocolate smooth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIGv1N9HRA8

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

That article linked to this https://www.reddit.com/r/EDC/ and its a goldmine of terrible. Most of them have age/gender/profession listed.

like this gem:

M/36/Office Worker

I'd like to think its a joke post, but this is 2018, the dumbest of timelines.
I guess you never know when Johnny Ringo might challenge you to a duel.

Sunswipe has a new favorite as of 15:48 on Jul 1, 2018

Untrustable
Mar 16, 2009








When I worked in security I had to take a class called "Flashlight self defense". I will summarise: Click button 3 times to make the maglite strobe. While the attacker is disoriented, brain him with the fuckin maglite. It was a 4 hour class.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.



Sometimes you just need to talk Tactical...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCv6fKoOujI

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



EDC is really a useful thing to do, but so many of these guys seem like they’re preparing for nothing but Die Hard scenarios. They only have enough medical supplies on them for treating one injury at best and no tools.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."







A bunch of years ago, i had a friend who worked at one of those sunglasses huts in a mall that sold the knockoff Oakley M frames with the rainbowy mirror finish like the ones in that video. Everyone that worked there had this ongoing game of "sell these fuckers to white-trash with mullets". They HAD to have a mullet or it didn't count.
Scoring went something like:
Suggest they try them on = 10 points
They actually try them on = 20 points
They buy them = 50 points
Not being able to keep a straight face cost you your points for that round.
This was the early 2000s in a lovely little town just south of the Wisconsin border, and the tally sheet they kept was impressive.

chitoryu12 posted:

EDC is really a useful thing to do, but so many of these guys seem like they’re preparing for nothing but Die Hard scenarios. They only have enough medical supplies on them for treating one injury at best and no tools.

They want any excuse to fill Zimmerman's shoes.

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im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006





so idgi, they are polarized?

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