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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013



That was Con Smith in Killer7.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


chitoryu12 posted:

The Mummy (the first one with Brendan Fraser) had him do that to unload his Chamelot-Delvignes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I44G_eE1XgY#t=97s

I really like this movie.

It's a super legit movie

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill



bony tony posted:

That was Con Smith in Killer7.

No poo poo hey? I love that game and never paid that close attention to the reload animations. I do love Coyote Smith's "you're hosed!" sound bite when he criticals an enemy.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013



I think he plays hacky sack with his guns, but it's close enough

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!


twistedmentat posted:

I am sure I've seen at least one anime where someone flicks a new mag into their gun with their toe.

It's a scene from Tarantino's new porno

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!


Sentient Data posted:

It's a scene from Tarantino's new porno

This Ainít the Manson Family XXX

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Call me when these tactilol nerdlingers can do reloads like these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7HGmUBQOHM

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

I watched anime once and now I am a transbian that wastes all her money on thigh highs


Tiberius Thyben posted:



The secret is, cops are cosplay geardos.

If they want to look up to a comic-book murderer, could cops at least take on Judge Dredd as an idol as he is some sort of official?

Stexils
Jun 4, 2008



side note: people at marvel are cowards for not letting someone write a story where the punisher kills some corrupt cops or rapist troops or something

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003


Tea Party Crasher posted:

If they want to look up to a comic-book murderer, could cops at least take on Judge Dredd as an idol as he is some sort of official?

Judge Dredd is actually a good guy though, so it doesn't work for cops

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









Iron Crowned posted:

Judge Dredd is actually a good guy though, so it doesn't work for cops

Yeah, he isn't a literal demon that kills millions of people because "all life is a crime", so I suppose in his setting, yes, he is a good guy. The bar is really low though.

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

I watched anime once and now I am a transbian that wastes all her money on thigh highs


Stexils posted:

side note: people at marvel are cowards for not letting someone write a story where the punisher kills some corrupt cops or rapist troops or something

That'd be like making a Rick and Morty episode where they kill reddit posters.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Yeah, he isn't a literal demon that kills millions of people because "all life is a crime", so I suppose in his setting, yes, he is a good guy. The bar is really low though.

From a certain point of view Judge Death's "Only the living commit crimes thus life itself is a crime" policy does get results, the dead don't commit crime. :v:

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010





Stexils posted:

side note: people at marvel are cowards for not letting someone write a story where the punisher kills some corrupt cops or rapist troops or something

There is one where he was still in Vietnam and he drowns a soldier under his command who had raped a Vietcong woman. Thatís all I know, but I havenít read many.

That Chicago copís EDC is hiding a couple things, though. The drop gun and baggie of heroin for when he shoots someone unarmed and wants to hedge his bets.

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



22 Eargesplitten posted:

There is one where he was still in Vietnam and he drowns a soldier under his command who had raped a Vietcong woman. Thatís all I know, but I havenít read many.

That Chicago copís EDC is hiding a couple things, though. The drop gun and baggie of heroin for when he shoots someone unarmed and wants to hedge his bets.

Yeah, that's the comic where it's implied that he made a literal deal with Satan to survive an attack on his firebase. He directly or indirectly kills more than one bad soldier (like intentionally leading a lovely officer where a VC sniper can get him).

Raldikuk
Apr 7, 2006

I'm bad with money and I want that meatball!

22 Eargesplitten posted:

There is one where he was still in Vietnam and he drowns a soldier under his command who had raped a Vietcong woman. That’s all I know, but I haven’t read many.

That Chicago cop’s EDC is hiding a couple things, though. The drop gun and baggie of heroin for when he shoots someone unarmed and wants to hedge his bets.

I miss the days when cops felt they had to frame people to get away with murder and not just say they feared for their life (cuz a newspaper blew by).

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






The most unrealistic part about Sense8 was that Will doesn't instinctively try to shoot Capheus at first sight.

Cthulhumatic
May 21, 2007
Not dreaming...just turned off.

chitoryu12 posted:

Yeah, that's the comic where it's implied that he made a literal deal with Satan to survive an attack on his firebase. He directly or indirectly kills more than one bad soldier (like intentionally leading a lovely officer where a VC sniper can get him).

The thing about the Punisher that is lost on all these chucklefucks is that he KNOWS he's a monster and accepts it. He also basically takes down anyone trying to emulate him for that reason. At least that's the sense I get from reading the comics. I love the comics but no one should loving think he's a hero or use the logo for anything even vaguely related to actual policing (LOL USA).

The Netflix series is way more sympathetic. Comic Frank would murder Netflix Frank in some horrifying way.

Edit: Better role model for police is the loving Comedian.

Cthulhumatic has a new favorite as of 13:43 on Jul 21, 2018

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012





Lipstick Apathy

chitoryu12 posted:

Yeah, that's the comic where it's implied that he made a literal deal with Satan to survive an attack on his firebase. He directly or indirectly kills more than one bad soldier (like intentionally leading a lovely officer where a VC sniper can get him).

Is that why when he died, he had to become an angel and hunt demons to get into heaven?

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






I vaguely recall a bunch of neo-nazis publicly latching on to the Punisher series on Netflix, implying he would side with them or something ridiculous (lol) and the actor who plays Frank Castle was like "Yo, I'm Jewish, you loving morons."
Chuds enthusiastically embracing someone as their hero, who is expressly presented as The Bad Guy is one of the better self-owns.

My only exposure to the Punisher is foggy memories from the comics as a child in the 80s, and then Netflix's Daredevil and The Punisher. My reading was basically: You can feel sympathy for what happened to him and his family, he sometimes does heroic things, but holy fricking Christ he is vividly portrayed as a monster and not a good guy/hero.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010





lofi posted:

Nah, TFR's is just guns, doesn't cover tactical pens!



This is from way on the first page, but I actually kind of like this. Because of the bottle opener. I can never find one when I need one.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008









22 Eargesplitten posted:

This is from way on the first page, but I actually kind of like this. Because of the bottle opener. I can never find one when I need one.

Just lol if you don't have Enrique pop your bottles open with his abs.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013



Does Enrique have a bump stock, flashlight, and optical scope?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A mischievous little mouse!


22 Eargesplitten posted:

This is from way on the first page, but I actually kind of like this. Because of the bottle opener. I can never find one when I need one.

:lol: if your key fob isn't a bottle opener just :laffo:



(the stupid markings rub off really easily which is nice)

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!


22 Eargesplitten posted:

This is from way on the first page, but I actually kind of like this. Because of the bottle opener. I can never find one when I need one.

Again, get a Swiss Army knife. Even the most basic bigger-than-keychain model has a bottle opener. Or if you don't/can't have the most utilitarian of knives, plenty of places give these out with their logo on, I have six or so kicking around.



The slot on top is for prying up the tab on cans if you bite your fingernails.

Or use your gat as a bottle opener.



The Tokarev (IIRC) pictured is best, but it can be done with other pistols, I've done it with my 1911 just to see if I could.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005
THIS CUSTOM TITLE WILL COME IN HANDY WHILE LURKING


22 Eargesplitten posted:

This is from way on the first page, but I actually kind of like this. Because of the bottle opener. I can never find one when I need one.

Same except pens.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!


I vaguely remember there is at least one storyline where the Punisher kills corrupt cops but he has to go out of his way to be sure and then goes and gets evidence of their corruption and mails it to the department and the newspapers so people know he hasnít gone off the rails

Jeremy_X
Jul 27, 2006


22 Eargesplitten posted:

This is from way on the first page, but I actually kind of like this. Because of the bottle opener. I can never find one when I need one.



The Moon Monster posted:

Same except pens.

So if you can't find bottle openers when you need one and pens are never around when you need one if you put them together would this cancel out or increase the disappearance power or increase it?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy


Chillbro Baggins posted:

Again, get a Swiss Army knife. Even the most basic bigger-than-keychain model has a bottle opener. Or if you don't/can't have the most utilitarian of knives, plenty of places give these out with their logo on, I have six or so kicking around.


Leatherman make a few multitools without blades: https://www.leatherman.com/tsa

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.

Grimey Drawer

22 Eargesplitten posted:

This is from way on the first page, but I actually kind of like this. Because of the bottle opener. I can never find one when I need one.

But you can open a bottle with your keys, spare change and even another bottle, how can you ever end up in a situation where you don't have a bottle opener?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013



It's like the flashlight fanatics. A lot of EDC bullshit is easily replaced with a functioning smartphone.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A mischievous little mouse!


EDC (Emergency Day Carry):



"IL in Pyhšranta: Occupants Fled Fire and Smoke - Jukka Escaped with Passport, Wallet, and Two Bottles of Vodka: "Wasn't afraid""

(The emergency was a 100-hectare forest fire.)

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


He had something to drink for a few hours. I wouldn't be afraid either.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A mischievous little mouse!


quote:

Two Bottles of Vodka

Milo and POTUS posted:

something to drink for a few hours.

:confused:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P1yufd_-z4

GrandMaster
Aug 15, 2004
laidback

[quote="Chillbro Baggins" post=""486342676")"]



The Tokarev (IIRC) pictured is best, but it can be done with other pistols, I've done it with my 1911 just to see if I could.
[/quote]

If you've got a gun, just shoot the cap off the bottle.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates



Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I vaguely recall a bunch of neo-nazis publicly latching on to the Punisher series on Netflix, implying he would side with them or something ridiculous (lol) and the actor who plays Frank Castle was like "Yo, I'm Jewish, you loving morons."
Chuds enthusiastically embracing someone as their hero, who is expressly presented as The Bad Guy is one of the better self-owns.

My only exposure to the Punisher is foggy memories from the comics as a child in the 80s, and then Netflix's Daredevil and The Punisher. My reading was basically: You can feel sympathy for what happened to him and his family, he sometimes does heroic things, but holy fricking Christ he is vividly portrayed as a monster and not a good guy/hero.

The thing that sticks out to me the most from reading Punisher: War Journal as a kid was him describing his van's security system. He basically rigs a normal car alarm with explosives, and he specifically mentions how funny it would be if those darn neighborhood kids jump the roof of his van, like kids, do, I guess?

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013


I like CountyComm for EDC poo poo because they've got more offbeat things that are limited production runs or overstock from government contracts. Like bricks of glow-in-the-dark plastic, miniature keychain lighters, prybars off EOD robots, and giant stainless steel skulls.
https://countycomm.com/

quote:

WARNING THE MAMMOTH SKULL IS EXTREMELY HEAVY AND SHOULD BE HANDLED WITH CARE AND RESPECT!

Anyways:
https://twitter.com/Bibliobabble/status/1020769297944150016

The_White_Crane
May 10, 2008



Is that... is that a baseball cap with an attached topknot? :psyduck:

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus





The_White_Crane posted:

Is that... is that a baseball cap with an attached topknot? :psyduck:

That or it has a hole for his actual top knot to be pulled through

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