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Beamed posted:i mean your high school could probably hand out forums accounts for free if it was rich enough for programming courses lol
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gonadic io posted:Shipping an electron/react native desktop app running inside a js docker implementation running in another electron/react native desktop app on OSX
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:recently ive been spending 30%+ of my time just handholding people through the most basic poo poo and it's driving me mad. for example just had this wonderful exchange: This is what Docker is for.
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Beamed posted:who the hell's high school had programming courses vb6, perl, pascal, C++ in that order
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ratbert90 posted:This is what Docker is for. they aren't even using the preconfigured publish profiles from vs, or reading the documentation that I wrote that lists all the servers and iis locations. Instead they've dragged and dropped the app manually onto the wrong loving server and just sat there going "durrr" when it didn't work edit: this sort of thing pisses me off so much, we have alleged developers that can't even remotely conceive of how to solve a problem unless it is spelled out step by step. and nobody puts an iota of thought into what they're doing. Powerful Two-Hander fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Apr 8, 2019 |
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Apr 8, 2019 13:29
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pls don’t doxx my place of business
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:they aren't even using the preconfigured publish profiles from vs, or reading the documentation that I wrote that lists all the servers and iis locations. Instead they've dragged and dropped the app manually onto the wrong loving server and just sat there going "durrr" when it didn't work I configured Jenkins here to build a branch, create the app server from scratch, deploy their code and start up the App server for them. All they need to do is enter the database that want to use for their server. Still this is too much for people and they get confused.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:what is the programming equivalent of rolling coal? I once worked on an Eclipse RCP application that downloaded an updated version of itself when it started.
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Apr 8, 2019 13:48
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Aramoro posted:I configured Jenkins here to build a branch, create the app server from scratch, deploy their code and start up the App server for them. All they need to do is enter the database that want to use for their server. Still this is too much for people and they get confused. I was thinking of doing this myself but figured the same thing would happen so just stared at a wall for 20 minutes then went for a coffee instead
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Apr 8, 2019 13:50
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:what is the programming equivalent of rolling coal? bitcoin
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Apr 8, 2019 13:50
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i get to pick all the tech for a brand new webapp!  i have to pick all the tech for a brand new webapp 
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HoboMan posted:i get to pick all the tech for a brand new webapp! just remember: whatever you choose, it's wrong.
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Apr 8, 2019 13:58
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be sure to avoid picking anything boring (i.e. stable) like Angular and choose something that involves tons of options and development time wiring everything together it's much more fun than actually writing your boring crud screens
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Apr 8, 2019 14:08
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maybe just avoid angular though?? do it all in c# mvc op, it owns edit: if you wanna gently caress poo poo up use Blazor or whatever that nuts new stack is
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Apr 8, 2019 14:10
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Stable like angular, which is 8 years old and at its 7th non backwards compatible release
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Sagacity posted:be sure to avoid picking anything boring (i.e. stable) like Angular and choose something that involves tons of options and development time wiring everything together https://github.com/larrytheliquid/Lemmachine Lemmachine stands out from the dynamically typed Webmachine by being written in dependently typed Agda. The goal of the project is to show the advantages gained from compositional testing by taking advantage of proofs being inherently compositional. See proofs for examples of universally quantified proofs (tests over all possible input values) written against the default resource, which does not override any hooks. When a user implements their own resource, they can write simple lemmas ("unit tests") against the resource's hooks, but then literally reuse those lemmas to write more complex proofs ("integration tests"). For examples see some reuse of lemmas in proofs.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:maybe just avoid angular though?? asp.net is the only way to do web "development"
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bob dobbs is dead posted:Stable like angular, which is 8 years old and at its 7th non backwards compatible release
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gonadic io posted:Lemmachine stands out from the dynamically typed Webmachine by being written in dependently typed Agda. The goal of the project is to show the advantages gained from compositional testing by taking advantage of proofs being inherently compositional. See proofs for examples of universally quantified proofs (tests over all possible input values) written against the default resource, which does not override any hooks. written in a language that compiles to haskell though, i'm sure it has no visible side-effects
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Sagacity posted:"oh no, I need to tweak a few imports" vs "here's version 5 of the react router, which is completely different but we finally nailed it you guys" None of them are good, angular is the worst
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i never said it was good, just stable nothing related to javascript can ever be good, sorry if this wasn't clear!
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Sagacity posted:written in a language that compiles to haskell though, i'm sure it has no visible side-effects no it uses monads for those
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Zlodo posted:no it uses monads for those Monadic...I/O?
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Has anybody made the joke that the sound system Linux uses must be written in Haskell because it has no audible side-effects?
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:maybe just avoid angular though?? this is very tempting, but i also have the chance to include angular on my resume. literally every interviewer: "i see you have react experience, and that's great we are looking for that, but do you have any angular experience as well?" me: "no" them: *clearly disappointed* "hmmmm"
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I've heard that angular is not a well rounded framework
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So I might be headed to a fuckoff contract revolving around being a JIRA janitor for the next six months because life sucks and god is dead etc etc etc Seeing as I've been trying to segue into frontend for a few years and my contracting company has absolutely no interest in placing me in frontend anything, I'm just gonna teach myself. I'm assuming I want to be mediocre at Javascript/Typescript, MVC framework stuff, and one of Angular/React/Razor for starters? Any other "you need to know this" technologies? Also I would really like to read something on UX design theory, like why we arrange things in certain ways, pick certain colors, size elements the way they are, etc. Like beyond "this is your environment standard". Kind of like that book "the design of everyday things" but for software interfaces. Anyone know of something like that?
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Zlodo posted:I've heard that angular is not a well rounded framework ayyy
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HoboMan posted:this is very tempting, but i also have the chance to include angular on my resume. its definitely marketable if you want to get a job maintaining angular apps.
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"We can't find people who want to deal with Angular's godawful bullshit" The pay will also be poo poo BTW, nobody works on angular crap because they want to
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HoboMan posted:
sounds like they're planning a migration!
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:sounds like they're planning a migration! to angular
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what are some things I can do if my work project is not technically interesting in any way but I want to add bullet points to my resume? for the purposes of this question assume it’s got worst-case-scenario coding for a react SPA and .net webapi backend there are some dogshit slow pages I can make faster on the backend (bad EF n+1 queries) and front end (unnecessary React stuff), so there’s “improved page load speed for users by XX% on ___ page”. I’ve already led more subjective efforts since I joined the team like separating out presentation from logic in components, reusing components instead of copy pasting markup every time, putting in a semblance of CSS patterns and other stuff, but stuff with numbers seems like it’d be more impressive
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Flat Daddy posted:can I use ‘deleted X-hundred lines of lovely code’? *refactored a large legacy codebase
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my new job will pay for it so can anyone recommend a tutorial service?
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wikihow
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i love wikihow!
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i prefer wikihow!!!
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animist posted:*refactored a large legacy codebase it's this. also "provided guidance to other team members on best practice" aka calling them all idiot hellfuckers for not using your preferred style of indenting or just being flat out fuckups. that's how i describe my loudly shouting "for fucks' sake!" in the office anyway v  v
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