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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:i call them megastinktastic variables
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I think the most common use of brackets in tsql is for objects named using reserved words.
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cinci zoo sniper posted:there is a rather stark difference between swearing at your computer, which no one should give a poo poo about unless you're calling your computer a gently caress at 120 dB in your open space office, and slinging personal insults at other people for whatever reason i mean i dont call someone a "loving idiot" but i will often come up with "what the gently caress were you thinking?" or "gently caress why did you do that?"
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open offices are a hostile work environment regardless of behavior
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Shaggar posted:open offices are a hostile work environment regardless of behavior fuckin' a
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:i mean i dont call someone a "loving idiot" but i will often come up with "what the gently caress were you thinking?" or "gently caress why did you do that?" both seem kind of aggressive to me although i suppose it depends on the context and tone.
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someone in my office is creating a hostile work environment thru some awful smelling perfume/lotion/spray.
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:i mean i dont call someone a "loving idiot" but i will often come up with "what the gently caress were you thinking?" or "gently caress why did you do that?" i often call code loving dumb and broken but i hope nobody is offended because more often than not i turn out to be the guy who wrote it
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i mean that's the justification lkml uses and i wouldn't call that an entirely healthy social environment "calling code loving stupid is fine as long as you don't call people loving stupid. code is like virtual quantum particles, it just springs into existence spontaneously *composes twelfth What The gently caress Were You Thinking email of the day*"
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basically everyone needs to realise that we all write dumb code sometimes, there is no shame in it, it is just that when it comes down to it we are all a bit dumb
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Fiedler posted:sql server has alarmingly few restrictions on object names. dots are allowed in object names. brackets are allowed in object names. you can have a column literally named "[dbo].[table1].[column1]": Kilometres Davis posted:this is violence
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pointsofdata posted:both seem kind of aggressive to me although i suppose it depends on the context and tone. agreed
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Shaggar posted:open offices are a hostile work environment regardless of behavior
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Symbolic Butt posted:I'm not sure if I understood the problem but I feel like you should store the diff steps as a trie (or like partial hash entries?) Python code:
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tbh it's even more impressively bad now that i've had to code a faithful reproduction of system in action
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Shaggar posted:open offices are a hostile work environment regardless of behavior shaggar was right
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im not really opposed to open offices in theory, because in theory i like my coworkers and we’re working on something we care about and the serious collaboration ive done has always been my best work. in reality i hate my coworkers and we’re making garbage and i need a place to drink
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:im not really opposed to open offices in theory, because in theory i like my coworkers and we’re working on something we care about and the serious collaboration ive done has always been my best work. none of these things have anything to do with open offices though? e.g. if you like your coworkers then you are less likely to want to disturb them by trying to collaborate with someone else at the desk next to them, for example.
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:im not really opposed to open offices in theory, because in theory i like my coworkers and we’re working on something we care about and the serious collaboration ive done has always been my best work. If they aren't used to reduce space used per employee and have plenty of soft furnishings etc they can be OK but that's like 1 in 100
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well I just wasted 3 months trying to get these vendor apps upgraded and talking to each other because it turns out they "talked" by sharing copies of the same jar files so now that one app got bought by someone else that changed the class names from foo.CompanyA to foo.CompanyB and now everything is ffuuckkkked. gj building a loosely coupled system vendor devs, well done. this is blocking like 3 other big projects so people are going to be super pissed but I'm feeling so burned out from dealing with it and the other 100 "critical" projects there's no one else to deal with I just can't bring myself to care
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ever since switching to an open floorplan, my idea of work is now inextricably linked with the sound of white noise through noise-cancelling headphonespointsofdata posted:If they aren't used to reduce space used per employee and have plenty of soft furnishings etc they can be OK but that's like 1 in 100 the only soft furnishing we have is the beat up couch I had in my office before we switched over
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So who's going 32" portrait mode terrible coding?![]() Only $6k, god drat apple.
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MrMoo posted:So who's going 32" portrait mode terrible coding? i've actually tried this with a vesa-mounted 30" 21:9 panel and it's very awkward
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MrMoo posted:So who's going 32" portrait mode terrible coding? when you turn your monitor off it resembles a rococo portrait
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My eye muscles are tired just from that image!
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MrMoo posted:So who's going 32" portrait mode terrible coding? $6k? a shameful cheappost. it's $7k if you want a stand and the work-appropriate non-mirror surface. or i guess only $6200 if you go full professional and get the vesa mount instead of the proprietary stand.
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pointsofdata posted:If they aren't used to reduce space used per employee and have plenty of soft furnishings etc they can be OK but that's like 1 in 100 no that's 0 in 100 it's for saving money on rent, nothing else is even a consideration
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Progressive JPEG posted:no that's 0 in 100 Eh, my last job was in an open office. We each had our own full size desk, so it could have easily been tiny cubicles instead, so it definitely wasn't to save money on rent. It was to save money on furniture because ikea desks are cheap as poo poo and real office furniture is pricey.
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:well I just wasted 3 months trying to get these vendor apps upgraded and talking to each other because it turns out they "talked" by sharing copies of the same jar files so now that one app got bought by someone else that changed the class names from foo.CompanyA to foo.CompanyB and now everything is ffuuckkkked. gj building a loosely coupled system vendor devs, well done. time for jar jar links!
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pseudorandom posted:Eh, my last job was in an open office. We each had our own full size desk, so it could have easily been tiny cubicles instead, so it definitely wasn't to save money on rent. I’ve worked in this terrible office and it turns out of management is cheating out on furniture they’re willing to buy the cheapest anything and make cheap decisions such as allowing two radios to play i a room of 20 people, or decide all hands to put decals on cars make sense in a room of somehow highly paid professionals
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started doing some stuff with the server team here. go is such a godawful language for this, why would anyone use it willfully?![]()
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leper khan posted:started doing some stuff with the server team here. go is such a godawful language for this, why would anyone use it willfully? google fetish
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Shaggar posted:open offices are a hostile work environment regardless of behavior shaggar was right
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DONT THREAD ON ME posted:im not really opposed to open offices in theory, you should be, because no matter how you feel about that collaboration, you were only a fraction as effective as you could be when you weren’t actively collaborating have open spaces where you can go collaborate, and then private spaces where you can implement
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eschaton posted:you should be, because no matter how you feel about that collaboration, you were only a fraction as effective as you could be when you weren’t actively collaborating only managers think anyone "actively collaborates" in an open plan office most workers are not in fact sociopaths and thus try to avoid interrupting anyone who seems to be trying to work. so what you actually end up with is people either giving up and just socialising, or working alone with headphones on to block out the noise (and signal that they aren’t available for socialising)
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most of the times I've seen go in real life it was because someone wanted to roll their own thing that's in the standard library of any other language on earth
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ctps: https://docs.rs/runtime/ + async/await makes rust async remarkably bearable
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a little while ago our CEO got huffy because too few people were coming into the huge new office space and someone he was personally giving a tour remarked that it looked empty lol. he then went on to implore everyone to come into the office as much as possible because it would be better for morale. the ensuing open mic was all questions/comments on how awful it is to deal with people in the office.`
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ctps: me and a co-worker spent 12 hours debugging an issue today and by the end we wanted to kill each other and i wouldnt want it any other way.
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:ctps: me and a co-worker spent 12 hours debugging an issue today and by the end we wanted to kill each other and i wouldnt want it any other way. that's cool. how does your coworker like it?
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