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jit bull transpile posted:Noice. I used to support meditech in my help desk jockey days and it seemed like trash. Also I love how y'all use a language forked from mumps that has somehow become even more terse and indecipherable than the source language. i will teach you the ways of ~MAGIC~ if you can teach me how to escape this place. MAGIC $T is the one that is kind of like mumps, everything is a B tree. there is also magic fs which is terrible in completely different ways. Here is something in $t that will print the fibonacci numbers under 10000. Note the left to right assignment using a ^, which looks like a little arrow in a magic terminal. # is a "prefix", which just outputs things to the terminal. 0^X,1^Y,D(13,10)^#,DO{X<10000 X^Z_D(13,10)^#,X+Y^X,Z^Y} edit: the D(13,10) are just cr-lfs i put in there so that it would print out real pretty. Mahatma Goonsay fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Aug 6, 2018 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:looks like i've got myself a (limited, part time, contracting) rust job and i'm very pleased. in addition to rust i'll also get to put MIT on my resume which is cool, i think. whats the big deal i use the mit licence all the time
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gonadic io posted:whats the big deal i use the mit licence all the time
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Mahatma Goonsay posted:i will teach you the ways of ~MAGIC~ if you can teach me how to escape this place. MAGIC $T is the one that is kind of like mumps, everything is a B tree. there is also magic fs which is terrible in completely different ways. Holy poo poo. ^ is the prefix for globals and routines in mumps and that's making this really hard to process for me. Also i escaped by posting about mumps until a goon got Stockholm syndrome and gave me a job
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:looks like i've got myself a (limited, part time, contracting) rust job and i'm very pleased. in addition to rust i'll also get to put MIT on my resume which is cool, i think. congrats!
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cinci zoo sniper posted:congrats! JawnV6 posted:congrats! thx2uall
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yay
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Mahatma Goonsay posted:0^X,1^Y,D(13,10)^#,DO{X<10000 X^Z_D(13,10)^#,X+Y^X,Z^Y} lmao what is this, perl?
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Finster Dexter posted:lmao what is this, perl? http://99-bottles-of-beer.net/language-meditech-magic-385.html
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Mahatma Goonsay posted:i will teach you the ways of ~MAGIC~ if you can teach me how to escape this place. MAGIC $T is the one that is kind of like mumps, everything is a B tree. there is also magic fs which is terrible in completely different ways. code:
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anthonypants posted:no it's MAGIC, like they said
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anthonypants posted:no it's MAGIC, like they said This stupid website never accepted my mumps 99 bottles code:
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jit bull transpile posted:This stupid website never accepted my mumps 99 bottles there's not even a swift version, i think it's been abandoned
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carry on then posted:there's not even a swift version, i think it's been abandoned That's too bad. I submitted it like 6 years ago at this point.
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Mahatma Goonsay posted:teach me how to escape this place. do you know any non-moon languages? if yes, apply to literally every job listing that mentions that language. else, learn a non-moon language.
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jit bull transpile posted:a language forked from mumps that has somehow become even more terse and indecipherable than the source language. the mind recoils in horror
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:looks like i've got myself a (limited, part time, contracting) rust job and i'm very pleased. in addition to rust i'll also get to put MIT on my resume which is cool, i think. Congrats!!! That is super cool
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mystes posted:"X^Z_D(13,10)^#" is like yeah _ is the concat operator and the ^ assignment operator can both be chained so if you did 1_2^A^B^C, all A,B and C would be 12. Also the language is what I would call militantly untyped. there is no real distinction at all between strings and numbers and you get hilarious behavior if you multiply 3 * "hello" or something like that. anthonypants posted:no it's MAGIC, like they said the comments on this one are pretty great. Fiedler posted:do you know any non-moon languages? if yes, apply to literally every job listing that mentions that language. else, learn a non-moon language. I know javascript and react pretty well. im pretty much a full stack dev, but all my back end knowledge is completely worthless. I get a lot of recruiter spam for web dev jobs, but I really am not great on the css/design side of things.
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so lets say i did fake my death and moved to belize, wouldn't flying to belize be recorded and they'd find out I wasn't dead? wouldn't it be best to go to another country, fake death there, then go to belize, possibly using fake identification? asking for a friend.
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PleasureKevin posted:so lets say i did fake my death and moved to belize, wouldn't flying to belize be recorded and they'd find out I wasn't dead? go to latvia, fake your death, and walk over to lithuania
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move to belize via canoe
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Lexicographically, before > after, start > end, pre > post. English is bullshit. Absolute bullshit.
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PleasureKevin posted:so lets say i did fake my death and moved to belize, wouldn't flying to belize be recorded and they'd find out I wasn't dead?
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Just fake your Belize and move to death then.
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SpaceAceJase posted:Yo, what's a good ETL/workflow engine for parsing CSV files, and doing stuff like error trapping at certain steps? i don't know what ETL means but I used https://github.com/box/spout the other day it worked OK for some CSV parsing edit I looked up ETL and hey I do this poo poo all the time. drat. cowboy beepboop fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Aug 7, 2018 |
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etl as the word was most popular in the mid to late 90's etl the activity is getting to its zenith of popularity now
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ugh writing an event system for this DOS game’s UI that won’t bite me in the rear end later player clicks the FIRE button (which is technically a window) window manager looks up the object at those coordinates, sees it’s the fire button, and forwards the event to the button the button does whatever a regular button does when clicked on (redraws itself if it needs to or whatever) the button (not being a subclass of Button) has no defined OnClickEvent action so it sends the event to its parent the parent’s a custom window class so it sees that it has an event from one of its children it looks up what it should do, calls FireAllMissiles() and eats the event
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homercles posted:
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bob dobbs is dead posted:etl as the word was most popular in the mid to late 90's apparently etl means something other that slurping up data from somewhere, fiddling with it, and putting it in a database but i can’t for the life of me figure out how it’s different
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raminasi posted:apparently etl means something other that slurping up data from somewhere, fiddling with it, and putting it in a database but i can’t for the life of me figure out how it’s different wait, it doesn't? wtf
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i always understood it to mean extract transform load i.e. slurp tweak dump much like my sex life
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it’s like hadoop but pays less
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raminasi posted:apparently etl means something other that slurping up data from somewhere, fiddling with it, and putting it in a database but i can’t for the life of me figure out how it’s different it’s exactly that
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data binge and purge
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SpaceAceJase posted:Yo, what's a good ETL/workflow engine for parsing CSV files, and doing stuff like error trapping at certain steps? SSIS
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raminasi posted:apparently etl means something other that slurping up data from somewhere, fiddling with it, and putting it in a database but i can’t for the life of me figure out how it’s different no that's it. extract transform load
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goddamn logstash literally has a literal 12 minute startup time Apparently it's written in jruby and the plugins are written in Ruby itself which get evaled a bunch
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gonadic io posted:written in jruby and the plugins are written in Ruby itself which get evaled a bunch agh whhhhhhyy there are better ways!
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gonadic io posted:goddamn logstash literally has a literal 12 minute startup time the performance of ruby, the simplicity of the jvm. what’s not to like
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