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for some reason it 'clicked' with me at work the other day that i actually had visibility to a ton of our stuff on aws and I learned a ton about our infrastructure and wtf we're doing up there in the cloud and it has actually been pretty interesting costs a god drat fortune though lmao god
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php is fine, fast, and cheap pkay hrogramming panguage
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Finster Dexter posted:ctps: I'm plumbing the depths of a whole new universe of being terrible. Currently staring at the AWS console and wondering why I agreed to do devops stuff. Currently reading Aurora docs and still unsure why I would want this. I just want to set up a database server, geez. use azure sql instead.
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please do not use any cloud
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Triglav posted:php is fine, fast, and cheap Incorrect and bad.
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redleader posted:please do not use any cloud ratbert90 posted:Incorrect and bad. Shaggar posted:use azure sql instead. ratbert90 posted:Incorrect and bad.
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i don't mind using a cloud as long as somebody else is paying for it
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Corla Plankun posted:costs a god drat fortune though lmao god you ain't kidding i just checked and our aws spend last month was $1.3m and that's one of the cheaper months we've had lately
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Blinkz0rz posted:you ain't kidding i just checked and our aws spend last month was $1.3m and that's one of the cheaper months we've had lately this is total cost of about 10 computer touchers if you save more than 10 computer touchers time on what you get, that's a positive on the balance sheet if that $1.3m includes some big-rear end db boxes, that's like a whole computer toucher to deal with its poo poo, just for example by being completely and totally commoditized and ruthlessly competitive with the knowledge that it's completely commoditizable and it's ok to commoditize it, this sort of cloudshit is one of the only places where capitalism unironically and completely works. also its mostly b2b so the peeps on both sides of the transaction are p. hard to victimize
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drat dude where you at that a computer toucher pulls down 130k monthly
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Corla Plankun posted:drat dude where you at that a computer toucher pulls down 130k monthly probably in my posts lol https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3845966&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=107#post486987039
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Corla Plankun posted:drat dude where you at that a computer toucher pulls down 130k monthly ah gently caress, monthly, missed that 100, then
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aws is mostly expensive because people are terrible at capacity planning and also love to do absurb things like have every db insert routed through two layers of proxies, a kinesis shard, a dynamodb table, three lambdas and a couple sns topics
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my c++ is definitely c with classes what’s a good place to learn how to write modern c++?
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Symbolic Butt posted:this is me reading this:
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my new dog posted:my academic license for github expired and now microsoft is holding my codes ransom welcome to the social!
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lol my emulator101 code is slow enough that I can almost watch the instructions scroll by
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Achmed Jones posted:my c++ is definitely c with classes any of Kate Gregory’s stuff. she’s able to bring you up to speed on stuff quickly. I think it’s all through pluralsight though.
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the talent deficit posted:aws is mostly expensive because people are terrible at capacity planning and also love to do absurb things like have every db insert routed through two layers of proxies, a kinesis shard, a dynamodb table, three lambdas and a couple sns topics please do not kinkshame in the terrible programmer thread
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Shaggar posted:use azure sql instead. if you like me is a terrible dba who just need the database to work then it's amazing that's all, i don't know how to continue this argument
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Boiled Water posted:if you like me is a terrible dba who just need the database to work then it's amazing all cloud rdbms dealios do that tho azure sql good as hell, goog sql also good as hell, rdb also good as hell special poo poo remains special. redshift best columnar db (they all suck), only good distributed-as-gently caress transactional db is spanner, goog has by far best ml poo poo, only one with deec windows support is azure (ofc) also, azure's naming is somehow good despite it being microsoft, amazon's is dog poo poo, goog is ok bob dobbs is dead fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Aug 17, 2018 |
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the talent deficit posted:aws is mostly expensive because people are terrible at capacity planning and also love to do absurb things like have every db insert routed through two layers of proxies, a kinesis shard, a dynamodb table, three lambdas and a couple sns topics hey do you work at my job
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ratbert90 posted:I like modern C++ and think it has it's place. this is like the "i listen to everything except rap and country" of programming opinions
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CPColin posted:lol my emulator101 code is slow enough that I can almost watch the instructions scroll by is the printing itself the issue? mine is much slower when i have printing turned on. i'm still working through the diagnostic. i made many many subtle and not so subtle errors around bit manipulation and integer over/underfflows because it was my first real exposure to those concepts. rust doesn't behave the same way as C with regard to shifts, overflows, casts, etc, so it took me a long time to figure all that stuff out. sooooo many bugs. thank god for that cpu diagnostic program.
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i got as far as emulating a mips cpu and a memory controller and sketched out some gpu register access dispatching for a psx-based arcade board before going "lol why the gently caress am i doing this i have a dozen other side projects withering atm" it did get a decent way through the boot ROM though, right up to the point where it would activate display scanout
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yeah i'm not sure how far i'll go but after this much work i definitely want to at least print something to the screen or get some sound. in other news! code:
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vendors lollmao posted:the file passed validation because the field was present [in the xml] but the output is wrong because the content was blank which is invalid also I just remembered I had a drunken argument with an intern about mongo db last night. they said "that's where things are moving to" and I said "it's poo poo don't use it also welcome to 2015"
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cjs: our 6 weeks long php job to upload php has finally been resolved. the full saga - senior developer takes 4 weeks to fail getting php send file over sftp from prod, only succeeds on test - gets inquiries from 4 different management tiers, finds ftps access credentials in poo poo gui provided by vendor and integrates over sftp ignoring vendor's requirement for sftp - two weeks pass - vendor bounces back saying "not secure" - developer wastes 4 hours of my time saying "technically we integrated correctly since you can find ftps credentials in their web gui" - i escalate to their team lead, who came in this morning for an hour, found out that prod runs on libssh2 1.4.3 that allegedly can't be upgraded, and made php call a bash script for sftp fun fact: senior developer did receive from vendor's integration support the libssh2 version requirements
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:vendors lol lmao nosql is old af, blockchain is the new hotness And for real web scale you can go dual blockchain
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Finster Dexter posted:lmao nosql is old af, blockchain is the new hotness remember to scale your blokchain for the web by storing it on mongodb
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non-tech people are starting to ask questions about using blockchains at work, help me help me help me
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gonadic io posted:non-tech people are starting to ask questions about using blockchains at work, help me help me help me i hope my "like a distributed database but worse in every way and also you have no control over it by design" comments sunk in, we'll see!
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Sapozhnik posted:this is like the "i listen to everything except rap and country" of programming opinions no, people who reject rap and country out of prejudice are incorrect
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gonadic io posted:i hope my "like a distributed database but worse in every way and also you have no control over it by design" comments sunk in, we'll see! James Mickens did a good little talk about blockchain recently, it's quite funny but I found it to also be legit informative about what blockchains do and why it's not really very useful for them to do that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15RTC22Z2xI
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the talent deficit posted:aws is mostly expensive because people are terrible at capacity planning and also love to do absurb things like have every db insert routed through two layers of proxies, a kinesis shard, a dynamodb table, three lambdas and a couple sns topics https://twitter.com/coryodaniel/status/1029414668681469952
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eschaton posted:welcome to the social! the github acquisition hasn't closed yet. you'll have to use vsts for your social in the meantime.
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Sapozhnik posted:this is like the "i listen to everything except rap and country" of programming opinions While country is indeed terrible, I love rap, and I am super white.
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why would you learn modern c++ when you could just learn rust
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Bloody posted:why would you learn modern c++ when you could just learn rust self. self. self. self. self. self.
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ratbert90 posted:self. it's okay to explicitly state methods vs static functions op
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