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MOD EDIT HAMLINE LAST YEAR: The B1G bullshitted their way to 3 of the 4 frozen four spots and all 3 of them lost. lol. THIS YEAR: There's going to be more bullshit! College hockey is bullshit! We're going to watch anyway because we're all a bunch of masochists! I'm going to make more Talking Heads references! gently caress you! LITERALLY NOBODY CARES Exactly one team matters here (Air Force) and everyone is trash garbage. Why in blue gently caress does this conference get an auto-bid? gently caress THE B1G gently caress JIM DELANY gently caress THIS CONFERENCE gently caress THEIR TV DEALS gently caress THE B1G THIS CONFERENCE IS POOP TRASH BRING BACK THE CCHA gently caress THE B1G Newcomers Notre Dame went over a shockingly competent gently caress Ohio State in OT. Michigan is rebuilding under Pearson. gently caress Ohio State may be a flash in the pan? Guess we'll find out. Penn State regressed to .500. Michigan State is still 100% rear end, my dudes. Wisconsin and Minnesota are also in this conference. Noted Good Poster Neo is hopefully still around to either bemoan or celebrate Michigan. Maybe both! JUST CALL IT IVY LEAGUE HOCKEY ALREADY Cornell had a hell of a year and then was immediately eliminated by BU in the national tournament. Princeton won the conference tourney and got tossed by gently caress Ohio State. This may be the most Paper Tiger conference. lovely ACCENTS AND THE ONLY CONFERENCE THAT GETS ANY SHRED OF NATIONAL MEDIA ATTENTION, ALL FROM R-LAM AND lovely PLAY BY PLAY ANNOUNCER JOHN BUCCIGROSS I just now learned the conference tournament trophy is the Lou Lamoriello Trophy. Huh, how about that? BU won out over Providence and I think Northeastern finally won the beanpot for the first time in like 25 years, maybe that was last year. This all runs together in my lovely head. gently caress you! MURDERER'S ROW WITH SPECIAL GUESTS MIAMI AND COLORADO COLLEGE Holy poo poo Miami's never getting rid of Rico, are they? How the hell St. Cloud got upset by god damned Air Force in the national tournament is a mystery. Teemu's gonna make a lot of angry posts. Like, all the angry posts. Just you fuckin' wait. CHAOS loving REIGNS IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE MEASURED IN THE DOZENS Yeah this conference still makes no sense. I'm amazed both Alaska teams have still survived. Fightin' Nerds won it then got mollywopped by Notre Dame. IT'S TIME FOR A TON OF BAD POSTS BETWEEN LIKE 6 COOL FOLKS AS ANOTHER SEASON OF lovely COLLEGE HOCKEY IS SOON UPON US, MY DUDES. YELL ABOUT YOUR SCHEDULES OR SOMETHING. LET THIS THREAD DIE FOR 2 MONTHS UNTIL THE SEASON STARTS. LISTEN TO A BUNCH OF TALKING HEADS SONGS BECAUSE THEY'RE GOOD AND THEMATICALLY APPROPRIATE FOR BAD COLLEGE HOCKEY. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQiOA7euaYA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl3B_FTDKD0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3eC35LoF4U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imWnuirIL8o COLLEGE HOCKEY: gently caress YOU E: someone post the gifs of Michigan guy flipping off a Nodak fan and BG getting run over by a parade Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Aug 15, 2018 |
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I went to the Beanpot and it was extremely cool and good. Drink beers watch hockey bitch
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Last year I went to one men's hockey game. Michigan State won 2-0 and my mom fell asleep in the third period. More relevant to this thread, I saw David Byrne in concert supporting 'American Utopia' and it was a religious experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07G4xhSefuI
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Coco13 posted:More relevant to this thread, I saw David Byrne in concert supporting 'American Utopia' and it was a religious experience. now we're talkin
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Quinn Hughes is coming back to Michigan and that is cool and good and i hope he scores a lot of points tia
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gently caress North Dakota
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Is this the thread where I say the US got screwed in the Hlinka Gretzky Cup?
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Anthony Angello signed a deal with the Pens and will report to WBS for an AHL tryout instead of returning to Cornell. The Big Red being Good last year was a surprise but I think them being Good again this year would be a far bigger surprise.
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Mamma Lucia posted:gently caress North Dakota
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Edward Mass posted:Is this the thread where I say the US got screwed in the Hlinka Gretzky Cup? Sure!
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also, DJ I should ban you for severe lack of Hamline.
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Northeastern did win the beanpot last year for the first time in forever, but you couldn't tell because those idiot fucks are always falling down drunk in the street vomiting out of ubers pretending like they're not a safety school at any time of the year for any reason.
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Gigi Galli posted:Northeastern did win the beanpot last year for the first time in forever, but you couldn't tell because those idiot fucks are always falling down drunk in the street vomiting out of ubers pretending like they're not a safety school at any time of the year for any reason. Good to see your hatred in midseason form already 
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I refuse to accept being called a good poster gently caress Notre Dame
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Oh and 
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promote rico to AAD and get a real coach tia
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Michigan is gonna be real good this year with Hughes back So will ND, as Jeff Jackson is a wizard or something
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Michigan is gonna be real good this year with Hughes back Jackson coaches his rear end off, I gotta hand it to him. Hockey was an afterthought at Notre Dame for a long time before he arrived.
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https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576?lang=en
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the post my "ISIL-Hamline" chrome filter was built for
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is UMASS gonna be tournament contention good with Level 2 Makar or just better than Maine good
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T-Bone posted:is UMASS gonna be tournament contention good with Level 2 Makar or just better than Maine good UMass hasn't even been over .500 in the better part of a decade. Makar might be good but that's asking a hell of a lot for them to suddenly make the national tournament
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DJExile posted:UMass hasn't even been over .500 in the better part of a decade. Makar might be good but that's asking a hell of a lot for them to suddenly make the national tournament Mario Ferraro (Sharks second rounder) is really good too and their top five scorers + goalie were freshmen! This is the year!
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God drat I completely forgot Quick went to Lowell
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I refuse to accept a man named Mario Ferraro as anything other than a celebrity chef. 
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Gone be hanging that banner in about 2 weeks. I got the NCHC.tv annual pass this year. I'm pretty pumped to hear the Beer Song being played behind the extremely uneven audio production of UMD home games. Grand Theft Autobot fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Sep 19, 2018 |
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St. Cloud lost to Air Force because they loving suck. It isn't a loving mystery that Bob Motzko is a fat dipshit who can't dress himself or coach hockey. Brett Larson, on the other hand 
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poo poo kicks into gear this week! lovely LOW EFFORT CONFERENCE PREVIEW TIME!!! I'm not using Talking Heads references this time! when a web site asks if i want to see their "New Design" it is the exact same thing as a man asking if i want to see his penis and rear end The B1G added Notre Dame and Michigan might not suck! Ohio State is inexplicably not poo poo and largely have Tanner Laczynski to thank for that! Sparty is still poo poo! ND goaltender Cale Morris is The Truth! i can just tell all of you are going to be a bucnh of little shits today and rat gently caress me out of another pulitzer price by not retweeting me the fukkn nerrrrrd conference is... hell I don't know maybe Harvard will be good again? i love being the guy at pitch fork whose job it is to argue that thr greatest song of all time is "You Aint Nothin But A Hound Dog" by elvis BC and BU are both probably gonna own. BU have a loaded freshman class. BC returns drat near everybody. Providence looks to be loving stacked. i loving hate it when i come at the king and miss, especially when I best not do that This is gonna be a loving bloodbath. Minn-Duluth stand a great chance of repeating. St. Cloud returns almost all of its scoring, but lost head coach Bob Motzko to Minnesota. NoDak is loving Nodak. Lord knows what your'e going to get out of WMU but Wade Allison is back and will be a monster. they need to put nets up in the baseball fields to catch all the homers. youre wasting so many good baseballs and it makes me sick This is basically Minn-State, Fightin' Nerds, BG... and then God knows what. Weird poo poo will happen, that is a 100% guarantee. SPACEBEAR MOTHERFUCKERS i bet the three stooges would be pissed if they figured out the name of their show. they probably think its called "the three normal guys' Air Force probably gets the autobid out of the conference that very loving much should not have one. here comes that rear end hole. that bloated nit wit trying to scam us again. that howling jack-o-lantern. Boy id love to get a look at his pecker Someone give Arizona State a home, please. C'mon. (it's gonna be the WCHA isn't it) SATURDAY! ALL TIMES EASTERN BECAUSE gently caress YOU! ALSO THESE ARE ALL EXHIBITIONS! HOLY gently caress rear end! York @ Niagara 3PM Toronto @ Canisius 4:35PM Ottawa @ St. Lawrence 5PM US U-18 @ Ferris State 5:07PM Lakehead @ Bemidji State 7:07PM Guelph @ Clarkson 7PM Brock @ Penn State 7PM Acadia @ BU 7PM Prince Edward Island @ Q'Pac 7PM New Brunswick @ BC 7PM Lethbridge @ WMU 7:05PM Wilfrid Laurier @ RIT 7:05PM Manitoba @ NoDak 8:07PM Alberta @ Denver 9:07PM Mount Royal @ Minn State 8:07 PM Royal Military @ UMass Not Lowell, The Other One 8PM SATURDAY NON-CON GAMES!! gently caress!! LSSU @ Merrimack 7PM AIC @ Providence 7PM Army @ Union 7PM SPACEBEAR @ Arizona State 9:05 PM BGSU @ Mercyhurst 7:05PM Bama-Huntsville @ TO ZE NORTHEAST REGIONALS 7:05PM Colorado College @ Alaska-Anchorage 11:07PM Minnesota @ Minn-Duluth 8:07PM Vermont @ Retired, Red 7:30 PM GO YOUR TEAM UNLESS THEY ARE PLAYING MY TEAM, THEN DO NOT GO YOUR TEAM COLLEGE HOCKEY SUCKS AND IS BAD LET'S ALL GET HYPE https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/843820190915854336
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hot take: aha is going to be a "good" conference this year insofar as their autobid won't be a complete embarrassment also
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My Michigan tickets came in the mail last week, I am very excited for college hockey despite Michigan having almost zero games after the new year.
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AsInHowe posted:My Michigan tickets came in the mail last week, I am very excited for college hockey despite Michigan having almost zero games after the new year. why the hell are Michigan and Penn state playing a game in MSG? 
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DJExile posted:why the hell are Michigan and Penn state playing a game in MSG? Prob the B1G combo hockey/basketball doubleheader
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It is, and last time they did it with oth those schools (2016) they drew 13k. That was also the first time, they've hovered around 4k the last two years, so maybe the novelty wore off, but michigan and penn state have pretty sizable alumni contigents in the tristate area. Better than Minnesota and Illinos. And no one cares about Rutgers basketball
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Teemu Pokemon posted:And no one cares about Rutgers Fixed that
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People in SI/North Jersey/parts of the rest of downstate NY actually care about Rutgers football for whatever reason. They have a decent club hockey program and Delany has a hard on for those phat NYC media market dollars, which really makes me think they're gonna try to get some nice central jersey mob money to get Rutgers up to D1 within the decade
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Rutgers and Illinois join the B1G by 2024 book it
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Those people should immediately stop caring about Rutgers.
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Illinois has been hemorrhaging money even with the lucrative BTN deal. I'd be stunned if they could bankroll a program at all.
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