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Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?
Han is very 1970s, when cantankerous sex pests were routinely treated as charming. It's interesting that I used to love the character as a kid (who doesn't like a swashbuckling rogue?), and I still find his line readings pretty funny in ESB, but I now consider him the least compelling character in A New Hope and the most pointless character by time we get to ROTJ. I think he's an amusing character, I think his imperial space chase stuff is awesome, and obviously "I know" is one of the best replies ever, but that's about it.

I like the Auralnauts version of Han where he's this old rockabilly deadbeat stoner hooking up with Leia (who doesn't even care about him) and then gets frozen by Vader to sent him as far away as possible from his daughter. They really homed in on Han's sleazy nature.

Love Rat fucked around with this message at 16:32 on May 26, 2025

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AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Han Singular is the greatest disappointment in human history.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Elman posted:

Sorry if it's been posted already

https://youtu.be/tX5jrYycM-4

It was, but I'm glad to see it has 35k views now. Last time it was posted it had <1000!

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

The old EU really tried to make Solo into the greatest pilot and gunslinger and dealmaker around, counter to all the film evidence that he was a serial fuckup.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
Yeah, with the Raiders story conference, based on what we know about 70s Hollywood, Lucas, Spielberg, and Kasdan all probably had plenty of friends at the time who were doing all kinds of awful stuff that was just brushed off as a quirky character flaw. Hell, the story conference happened the same year Polanski fled to Europe.

Keep in mind that there was a scene in the script where it was revealed Indy was sleeping with his students when Marcus stopped by. And he's pretty explicitly shown to be a grave-robber. This character was not intended to be seen as a morally tidy guy.

Which is weird when you think about it from a children's entertainment standpoint, but less weird when you think about it from the fact that these were filmmakers who were big fans of morally-grey 60s cinema with complex and often repugnant protagonists, trying to add depth and complexity to old kid's media.

feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 17:19 on May 26, 2025

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I mean, sleazy 70s poonhounds who only care about their dog and their car seem rogueish and sexy when they're young but ultimately turn into disappointing dirtbags you think Wooderson from Dazed and Confused has a personal life story that ends in a good way?

Nah he 100% turns into this


Glimpse
Jun 5, 2011


If Andor leaves you wanting more espionage in your Star Wars, well The CIA secretly ran Star Wars fan site (404 Media) and their sloppy infosec got a lot of people killed.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Pinterest Mom posted:

It was, but I'm glad to see it has 35k views now. Last time it was posted it had <1000!

I posted it here back on Wednesday and at that point it had like 350~ total views :wow:

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Love Rat posted:

Han is very 1970s, when cantankerous sex pests were routinely treated as charming. It's interesting that I used to love the character as a kid (who doesn't like a swashbuckling rogue?), and I still find his line readings pretty funny in ESB, but I now consider him the least compelling character in A New Hope and the most pointless character by time we get to ROTJ. I think he's an amusing character, I think his imperial space chase stuff is awesome, and obviously "I know" is one of the best replies ever, but that's about it.

I like the Auralnauts version of Han where he's this old rockabilly deadbeat stoner hooking up with Leia (who doesn't even care about him) and then gets frozen by Vader to sent him as far away as possible from his daughter. They really homed in on Han's sleazy nature.

people don't like to admit it but cassian andor makes han solo obsolete.

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

Glimpse posted:

If Andor leaves you wanting more espionage in your Star Wars, well The CIA secretly ran Star Wars fan site (404 Media) and their sloppy infosec got a lot of people killed.

Can you quote the content on here? I don't want to sign up for 404 Media.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Tankbuster posted:

people don't like to admit it but cassian andor makes han solo obsolete.

It's true. I only wish he had a weird alien friend he hung around with all the time, but at least he plays cards and gets drunk with his robot.

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

Tankbuster posted:

people don't like to admit it but cassian andor makes han solo obsolete.

I like the idea that at some point Cassian met Han and was just sketched out by him. "Who the gently caress does this guy think he is?"

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Look deep within your shell

Tankbuster posted:

people don't like to admit it but cassian andor makes han solo obsolete.

Cassian Andor survives Rogue One and then gets roped into Luke's adventure on the Death Star. He has to shake Luke back to his senses when Ben dies and the camera lingers on his very intense expression as he flies the getaway in the Falcon.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
If Cassian was in ANH, they wouldn't have flown a tracking device straight back to yavin.

Glimpse
Jun 5, 2011


Love Rat posted:

Can you quote the content on here? I don't want to sign up for 404 Media.

I didn’t get hit so I didn’t realize there was a paywall, here you go:

quote:

The CIA Secretly Ran a Star Wars Fan Site
Joseph Cox
JOSEPH COX
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MAY 26, 2025 AT 9:00 AM
The site, starwarsweb.net, was a covert CIA communications tool. It has pictures of Yoda and C-3PO on it.
The CIA Secretly Ran a Star Wars Fan Site
IMAGE: WAYBACK MACHINE VIA SANTILLI'S RESEARCH.
“Like these games you will,” the quote next to a cartoon image of Yoda says on the website starwarsweb.net. Those games include Star Wars Battlefront 2 for Xbox; Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II for Xbox 360, and Star Wars the Clone Wars: Republic Heroes for Nintendo Wii. Next to that, are links to a Star Wars online store with the tagline “So you Wanna be a Jedi?” and an advert for a Lego Star Wars set.
The site looks like an ordinary Star Wars fan website from around 2010. But starwarsweb.net was actually a tool built by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) to covertly communicate with its informants in other countries, according to an amateur security researcher. The site was part of a network of CIA sites that were first discovered by Iranian authorities more than ten years ago before leading to a wave of deaths of CIA sources in China in the early 2010s.
Ciro Santilli, the researcher, said he was drawn to investigating the network of CIA sites for various reasons: his interest in Chinese politics (he said his mother-in-law is part of the Falun Gong religious movement); his penchant for TV adaptions of spy novels; “sticking it up to the CIA for spying on fellow democracies” (Santilli says he is Brazillian); and that he potentially had the tech knowhow to do so given his background in web development and Linux. That, and “fame and fortune,” he said in an online chat.
Santilli found other likely CIA-linked sites, such as a comedian fan site, one about extreme sports, and a Brazilian music one. In his own writeup, Santilli says that some of the sites appear to have targeted Germany, France, Spain, and Brazil judging by their language and content.
“It reveals a much larger number of websites, it gives a broader understanding of the CIA's interests at the time, including more specific democracies which may have been targeted which were not previously mentioned and also a statistical understanding of how much importance they were giving to different zones at the time, and unsurprisingly, the Middle East comes on top,” Santilli said.

IMAGE: A SCREENSHOT OF THE SITE INCLUDED IN SANTILLI'S RESEARCH.
In November 2018, Yahoo News published a blockbuster investigation into the CIA’s covert communication channels and how they were exposed. That exposure originated in Iran before more than two dozen CIA sources died in China in 2011 and 2012, according to the report. The CIA ultimately shut down the covert communications tool.
In September 2022, Reuters published its own investigation with the headline “America’s Throwaway Spies.” That article showed how, for example, a CIA informant in Iran called Gholamreza Hosseini was identified by Iranian authorities thanks to the CIA’s sloppily put together covert websites. One of the CIA’s mistakes was that the IP addresses pointing to the sites were sequential, meaning that after discovering one, it was straightforward for a researcher to find others very likely in the same network.

As the Reuters piece showed, typing a password into the ordinary looking websites’ search bar actually triggered a login process for sources to then communicate with the CIA.
That Reuters piece published two domains, and described nine of the sites in total. The piece included clues that Santilli was able to use to find many, many more. Santilli found that the filenames of screenshots included in the article contained in some cases the URLs of the CIA sites themselves. He then looked them up on the Wayback Machine, he writes. He then used viewdns.info to find other related domains, a site that can show you what domains are associated with certain IP addresses.
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Do you know anything else about this case? I would love to hear from you. Using a non-work device, you can message me securely on Signal at joseph.404 or send me an email at joseph@404media.co.
Santilli’s own write-up goes into extensive detail on how he uncovered the Star Wars and other sites. It includes all manner of things like digging through a mass of historic domain names, analyzing the site’s HTML, and using “a small army of Tor bots” to bypass the Wayback Machine’s IP throttling. He says he did all this research without paying for any data, and instead used freely available online tools for his sleuthing. Citizen Lab previously identified 885 total websites following Hosseini telling Reuters the name of the site he used to communicate with the CIA, iraniangoals.com. Eventually Santilli had a few hundred domains which he manually inspected “as patience would allow,” he writes.
Zach Edwards, an independent cybersecurity researcher, told 404 Media “The recent efforts to uncover the websites CIA used to communicate with their spies all over the world aligns with what I understood about this network. We’re now about 15 years past when these websites were being actively used, yet new information continues to drip out year after year.”
“The simplest way to put it—yes, the CIA absolutely had a Star Wars fan website with a secretly embedded communication system—and while I can’t account for everything included in the research from Ciro, his findings seem very sound,” Edwards added. “This whole episode is a reminder that developers make mistakes, and sometimes it takes years for someone to find those mistakes. But this is also not just your average ‘developer mistake’ type of scenario.”
About his research, Santilli said “At the very least the potential public benefit of enlightening history seems to be greater than that risk now. I really hope we're right about this.”
He added “It is also cute to have more content for people to look at, much like a museum. It's just cool to be able to go to the Wayback Machine and be able to see a relic spy gadget ‘live’ in all its glory.”
The CIA did not respond to a request for comment.

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

Glimpse posted:

I didn’t get hit so I didn’t realize there was a paywall, here you go:

Fascinating stuff. Thanks for posting the text!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I have Star Wars fans everywhere

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

DaveKap posted:

When Brasso is being chased and they focus on the 1 storm trooper in the bunch who is very slowly bringing his gun up to his face so he can aim, I had to laugh and say "uh oh, it's the one storm trooper who actually aims his gun, Brasso's dead!" So as sad and serious as this show gets, I still found levity in a very specific trope that I probably wasn't supposed to.

lol I'm just watching this now and I thought the same, it was almost ~hesitantly~ like Wait... what if I..?, gave me a vibe of the ape in 2001 who discovered a bone could smash things very nicely; could have been a bad time for the Rebellion if this new breed of Aiming Trooper was allowed to multiply, so good job Andor killing him off ASAP.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I thought that focus on the one trooper aiming was a creative decision to show how it just takes one shot, one man, one time, one moment, and you're dead. Or you're not, but this time, yeah. That's the stakes/consequences - your life.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Look deep within your shell
I miss Brasso. And Bee.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Arc Hammer posted:

I miss Brasso. And Bee.

God drat Brasso was the man. This solid mountain of a man you could tell everyone in his social circle counted on - Andor, Marva, Bix, B2, everyone.

ABen
Jul 11, 2008

Look - we need to have a stiff upper lip about this Black Death business.

redshirt posted:

God drat Brasso was the man. This solid mountain of a man you could tell everyone in his social circle counted on - Andor, Marva, Bix, B2, everyone.

From the very first scene that he was in, improvising the second half of Andor's lie about staying in drinking by adding a fight to explain the fact that his face was beat up. Didn't miss a beat. gently caress, Brasso was cool.

Also based on S1E12 it looked like he gives amazing hugs.

2house2fly
Nov 14, 2012

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to!

redshirt posted:

God drat Brasso was the man. This solid mountain of a man you could tell everyone in his social circle counted on - Andor, Marva, Bix, B2, everyone.

When he died I was like nooooo anyone but Brasso. It did set an essential "anyone can get it" tone though. When Bix left and B2 showed up in the epilogue I felt gladder to see them than I would if the writers hadn't set out to make it clear that anyone who isn't in Rogue One is vulnerable

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Just got my 78 year old dad onto Andor and he is loving it. He was talking to me this morning how good the Aldhani heist was. Now he is currently watching the episode again over breakfast lmao

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
the aldhani heist is such an incredible action movie in of itself lol

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
I think it and the wedding are definitely the highest points of the show.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

toggle posted:

Just got my 78 year old dad onto Andor and he is loving it. He was talking to me this morning how good the Aldhani heist was. Now he is currently watching the episode again over breakfast lmao

What is he watching the show on?

Also please share more of your dad's takes as he progresses with the show.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I'm well traveled I'll make sure you know

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

I think it and the wedding are definitely the highest points of the show.

Ask 10 people and I reckon you'd get 10 different answers which speaks to the merits of the show. My friend for example really hated the opening arc to series 2 but was very much on board with the rest. If I had to choose an arc from each season (which I think is a reductive activity anyway) I'd go with Narkina 5 and the Ghorman massacre.

Butterfly Valley fucked around with this message at 22:30 on May 26, 2025

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Glimpse posted:

I didn’t get hit so I didn’t realize there was a paywall, here you go:

Using insufferable nerd poo poo as a numbers station rocks.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Look deep within your shell
On Way Out
Rix Road
Who Are You?
The Eye
Reckoning
Harvest
Welcome To The Rebellion

The top three episodes could be shuffled in any order, IMO but they're all phenomenal TV.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Tankbuster posted:

the aldhani heist is such an incredible action movie in of itself lol

Such an incredible action movie that Cassian was hearing people who were claiming to have been part of it.

2house2fly
Nov 14, 2012

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to!
Announcement, Daughter of Ferrix and Who Are You would be my top 3 right now. Not a fan of how this show names episodes btw

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

feedmyleg posted:

Yeah, with the Raiders story conference, based on what we know about 70s Hollywood, Lucas, Spielberg, and Kasdan all probably had plenty of friends at the time who were doing all kinds of awful stuff that was just brushed off as a quirky character flaw. Hell, the story conference happened the same year Polanski fled to Europe.

Keep in mind that there was a scene in the script where it was revealed Indy was sleeping with his students when Marcus stopped by. And he's pretty explicitly shown to be a grave-robber. This character was not intended to be seen as a morally tidy guy.

Which is weird when you think about it from a children's entertainment standpoint, but less weird when you think about it from the fact that these were filmmakers who were big fans of morally-grey 60s cinema with complex and often repugnant protagonists, trying to add depth and complexity to old kid's media.

Indiana Jones and the Great Circle doesn’t have Indy sleep with his students but does address how he’s able to be a full time professor yet fly off on adventures he isn’t supposed to do that and is fired from a college for running off during finals. incredible game, beats out Fate of Atlantis & I liked Fate of Atlantis a lot.

Tankbuster posted:

the aldhani heist is such an incredible action movie in of itself lol

Close competition but definitely my favorite part between both seasons. Tons of build up & we don’t know who we can trust, the imperials are competent, little things lead to near disaster, most likable idealistic rebel dies when they don’t have time to secure cargo, taking the time to show TIE pilots scrambling to their fighters even though it’s not essential…

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

♪ Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination. ♪

Hyrax Attack! posted:

taking the time to show TIE pilots scrambling to their fighters even though it’s not essential…

With the Eye in full view in the background too :kiss:

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Jerusalem posted:

With the Eye in full view in the background too :kiss:

Oh for sure, nice payoff to the empire not listening when the locals discuss why it’s such a big deal, like no one checked to see how it would impact flight operations.

Also liked little moments of empire being a jerk for fun, like the TIEs buzzing the grazing animals.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
My favorite moment of the entire show was the reveal that Lonnie got got. Not only did my heart go out to him so fully, but I actually gasped and said out loud "Oh no. They're all going to die!"

Luthen and Saw had been telling me that the whole time. The contents of Rogue One and ANH told me that. But man, that moment of revelation that we were in the last arc and that I knew the fate of so few of these characters I loved really rocked me.

ln a second I'd become so ready for Vel, Wilmon, Kleya, amd the rest of them to be dead by the end.

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Ballz posted:

Has anyone done this yet



redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I don't think there's enough Willmon hype. Dude had an arc!

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Wilmon and Lonnie retired together somewhere where they didn't see the sequel trilogy

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Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

feedmyleg posted:

My favorite moment of the entire show was the reveal that Lonnie got got. Not only did my heart go out to him so fully, but I actually gasped and said out loud "Oh no. They're all going to die!"

Luthen and Saw had been telling me that the whole time. The contents of Rogue One and ANH told me that. But man, that moment of revelation that we were in the last arc and that I knew the fate of so few of these characters I loved really rocked me.

ln a second I'd become so ready for Vel, Wilmon, Kleya, amd the rest of them to be dead by the end.

Oh yeah that was well handled. Lonni was loyal, not greedy, gave incredibly useful info while taking big risks, & was upfront about being done. Sorry you know too much & Luthen can’t get you out on short notice.

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