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Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Post things that look like other things that are
Probably a good idea to link things that really look , also viewing at work not recommended.
Also, try not to derail with inane babble about vaping or whatever.

Here's some things that look like naughty things.













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Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Let's get this thread going

























Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003



https://twitter.com/oceanexplorer/s...205404451250177

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry

https://i.imgur.com/bbznsvC.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf


So thats what a sperm whale looks like

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.



















It's a "Minions" shirt the kid is wearing.. I guess

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry





Gold mine in Western Australia

Memento has a new favorite as of 08:14 on Nov 18, 2018

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Memento posted:




Gold mine in Western Australia


I fixed their logo on the bottom.

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


https://i.imgur.com/2NsiNi8.mp4

Goosed it.
Nov 2, 2011


Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.



Dragonstoned posted:



The lights being white make it all the worse lol

Knee has a new favorite as of 03:28 on Nov 22, 2018

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man

Doctor Rope

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010




Yam Slacker



Wow, this is impressive for this topic. I've never seen anything manage to look like both a penis and a vagina dentata.

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas


Ah, the Canadian Fisting Wolf. So majestic.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010



Right in the moon moon

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE



"How can you tell?"
"Ear sticky."

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

https://i.imgur.com/7XIJqpd.mp4

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?


Grimey Drawer

So... Which dude was the egg?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

So... Which dude was the egg?



For sure that chickens like, "Thats it!?"

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009




I can't believe it's nut butter.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Huh, I eat meat and have sex. Granted I may not be doing it well, but am I doing it wrong?

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

i am the bruce of the willis


Yes. You could eat a lot more meat

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Solice Kirsk posted:

Huh, I eat meat and have sex. Granted I may not be doing it well, but am I doing it wrong?

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005



"My eyes are up here!"

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die






Plans for a 3D printed coral polyp model released by NOAA

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Looks like they got the design from Georgia O'Keeffe.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010





Country Boys Make Do

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



saddlin' deep

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010




Oh yeah, Yahoo/Tumblr’s open_nsfw is great at making images that aren’t technically NSFW because there aren’t any actual genitals involved, but close enough:

Busket Posket posted:

I posted before about the creepy glory of neural-network-made pictures, and now we can talk about Tumblr’s NSFW filter, open_nsfw, which loves to see dicks in everything and make dicks itself.

Here are “neutral scenes,” judged neither SFW or NSFW:





And the SFW scenes:







And now, what open_nsfw considers porn (linked for vaguely genitalia-shaped things):

Dickginabutt

Boobs? Balls? Who knows?

A butt dripping into a butt, forever

Now, the problems arise when open_nsfw sees scenes like these as equally pornographic as the dicks ‘n butts. These are also considered NSFW so I’ll link them, but you’ll be disappointed.

I guess if you squint it’s dicks?

Maybe a ghost dick?

So a lot of art and photos on Tumblr are getting flagged for removal because the old Yahoo neural network they use to catch it can see dicks in everything from a pastoral pasture scene to a fractal to a photo of you and your bald friend. And this is what they’re relying on while pornbots are currently running rampant.

As a final trick, you can ask open_nsfw to show you a particular scene, at both SFW and NSFW extremes. Here’s “concert” set for SFW:



And at maximum NSFW, it makes its own giant dick singer with glowing eyes:

Does it hold the mic to the urethra?

See more data here, (https://open_nsfw[/url](.)gitlab(.)io/) but don’t click at work because the datasets have the stuff just right there for the world to see. Unless you work at Cronenberg Genitals Ltd., then it’s just research.

Busket Posket has a new favorite as of 04:07 on Dec 8, 2018

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i think this is an abominable afghan* getting hosed in the rear end by the matrix

* anencephalic

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Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Linked and tagged juuuusst in case:

https://i.imgur.com/rTlfkcP.jpg

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