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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

Blurred posted:

well i guess you could say they made a real boner there ahahahahahaha

Well at least they show you what it will look like on the paper BEFORE you buy them.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm not a hero...



Memento posted:



mmmmm bread

Something something yeast infection.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008



Muldoon

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

"I spend a lot of time thinking about my daughters' vaginas"

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Dixville posted:

"I spend a lot of time thinking about my daughters' vaginas"

"I don't know the difference between vulva and vagina, and I'll be damned if my daughters learn the difference!"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



Dienes posted:

"I don't know the difference between vulva and vagina, and I'll be damned if my daughters learn the difference!"

Please use the correct medical term and call it a "pound mound."

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010



Uh, sure. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna eat the hell out of Taylor Swift's vagina.

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic

Nap Ghost

Take it from me and let it cool down a bit first.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

Sarcastic Bastard



Pillbug

Or slather it with butter and honey.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


Literally every purity ball American dad has raped either their son or daughter.

That's just a science fact, and also why no-one trusts Americans.

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




I wonder if that twitter vulva denier every conceded to being wrong.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp


This is my new word filter for "Republican"

Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS



Picnic Princess posted:

I wonder if that twitter vulva denier every conceded to being wrong.
What does your heart tell you?

Parakeet vs. Phone
Nov 6, 2009


Picnic Princess posted:

I wonder if that twitter vulva denier every conceded to being wrong.

Last I heard of him was when he wrote a few dozen pages long "academic" paper trying to prove he was right. That included a random admission to being racist, so I'm guessing that he's not the kind of person to know when to cut his losses.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

What does your heart tell you?

It's telling me there are voices that want to be heard
So much to mention but you can't find the words
The sense of magic, the beauty that's been
When love was wilder than the wind

My heart fuckin' sucks, argh.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Yes yes yes you won! You won!!!!! Stop no jesus

https://i.imgur.com/5BqguRQ.mp4

Don't ruin food for me Jesus

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice


Nepenthes plant aka penis flytrap
Sometimes I find it weird that Snopes is the one to make me dive for the "hide post" button when I'm at work, but whatcha gonna do.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Ok "Captain Hygiene"

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever



Christ you fall asleep naked in a grassy field ONE TIME and the next thing you know some morning strollers snap a pick and now you're internet famous.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Karate Bastard posted:

Ok "Captain Hygiene"



That's just a side gig, I don't want to get fired from my main job at the not looking at things that look like erect penises factory.

bad posts ahead!!!
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.




Captain Hygiene posted:


Nepenthes plant aka penis flytrap
Sometimes I find it weird that Snopes is the one to make me dive for the "hide post" button when I'm at work, but whatcha gonna do.

i wonder who came across these first

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



bad posts ahead!!! posted:

i wonder who came across these first

Some lonely man.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Karate Bastard posted:

Yes yes yes you won! You won!!!!! Stop no jesus

https://i.imgur.com/5BqguRQ.mp4

Don't ruin food for me Jesus

What was this before imgur pulled it?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005



bad posts ahead!!! posted:

i wonder who came across these first

A country girl.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



great work team!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Elohssa Gib posted:

What was this before imgur pulled it?

Did they now? Good people over at imgur.


It was a tv ad from a Norwegian sex shop celebrating their hundredth anniversary or whatever. So how do you celebrate your hundredth anniversary as a sex shop if you are not allowed to show actual nudity or loving? Well you do a 5min high production values video featuring an unending cavalcade of 2sec clips of models and horny food items. What stuck with me most was a woman lovingly tracing the inside of a donut through heavy warm chocolate frosting and licking her fingers off.

I may not be able to show you the video but I can ruin food for you and by God I will

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!

Pillbug

You can watch it here: https://tv.kampanje.com/kondomeriet-feirer-30-ar

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)


Fun Shoe

That's not ruining food, that's enjoying food the way god intended.

QUACKTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

__(.)<
\___)

enjoy this food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMBXJ9I3pJM

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Keep on keeping on.



*dives headfirst into thread and slides like a pro baseball star taking home plate *

Debbie Harry? More Like Debbie Shaven!

*clonks head on wall, dies*

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

Sarcastic Bastard



Pillbug

Please tell me this is the first dick and balls ever drawn by humans on another world

Ed: from 2013. Yup

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Proudly supporting the Lowtax Spine Fund 2018-19



Even sounding like "NASCAR" is enough to be compensating for something.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

If there isn't a big ol donger at least somewhere on the moon I'm mondo disappointed in our boys from the sixties.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Karate Bastard posted:

If there isn't a big ol donger at least somewhere on the moon I'm mondo disappointed in our boys from the sixties.

Drawing genitals all over everything is, like, one of the basic human functions. I'm pretty sure the first dick drawing was made on a cave wall somewhere about twenty minutes after the invention of representative art as a concept.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

No I think that's backwards. I think the thought process must have been

1) Goop 2) IMMA PUT THAT poo poo ON MA DICK, AND HUMP STUFF LOOK OUT WALL 4) hey that kinda looks like dicks, neat!

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

...and immediately after that, the first purpose-made dickpick was drawn.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Groke posted:

...and immediately after that, the first purpose-made dickpick was drawn.

"Ugg showed you his UggStick why you no reply?"
"Replies haven't been invented yet"

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien




Found on Reddit:


Title of the imgur album: I feel so good, Mr. Stark

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

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