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Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.



PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: A Hidden Penis In Every Picture; God cleanse my mind and renew the right spirit within me.

Too long?

Shameful Edit: That's what she said

Knee has a new favorite as of 00:43 on May 4, 2019

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Nope. No I don't think that's gonna cut it. I think we may be looking at a full replacement here I'm afraid.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




The rare 180 degrees rotation technique.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Given that so much in nature from dongs to apples seems to converge in shape for whatever reason, if we ever meet aliens, what would they look like?

I'm guessing they will look a lot like butt and dongs.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

Karate Bastard posted:

Given that so much in nature from dongs to apples seems to converge in shape for whatever reason, if we ever meet aliens, what would they look like?

I'm guessing they will look a lot like butt and dongs.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Yeah George Lucas super ran out of steam right before Jabba didn't he.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004



https://i.imgur.com/wr9AN0u.mp4

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011




Never thought the live action likpa movie would get green lighted, but that's our society now I guess.

Ipissedmyself
Mar 30, 2007
What?


Glad to see the Dune remake is opting out of special effects and going old school

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Ipissedmyself posted:

Glad to see the Dune remake is opting out of special effects and going old school

They are just reusing Geiger’s designs, kind of lazy if you ask me.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!


King Missile music video?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ster-movie.html

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 19:08 on May 5, 2019

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat


There.


E: pyf smelly erection.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Karate Bastard posted:

There.


E: pyf smelly erection.

Bet it smells like frumunda cheese.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Karate Bastard posted:

There.


E: pyf smelly erection.

I feel sorry for you if yours only lasts that long.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp


Never be ashamed of your stretch marks and weeping nipples

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

But dayum you should really take a weed eater to them pubes girl

Alternatively maybe cut back on the beans a little

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006

Who are you to doubt El Vago?



The Bloop posted:

Never be ashamed of your stretch marks and weeping nipples

Yeah, about that. You ever seen what an all senzu bean diet does to a man?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Doth mine eyes deceive me or is there another boodussy grundle queef situation going on top right?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Karate Bastard posted:

Doth mine eyes deceive me or is there another boodussy grundle queef situation going on top right?

Legolas, that's enough of your drat elf eyes.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

Blah Blah Blah
Look at me
I'm the Goddamn Batman
Blah Blah Blah


Karate Bastard posted:

Doth mine eyes deceive me or is there another boodussy grundle queef situation going on top right?

Well, there's the name of my next Halfling Ranger, so thanks.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Lord I can't shake the mental image of dipshit Legolas

Aragorn! ARAGORN! all these squirrels have bung holes

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/...666953256714240

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Oh, Canada.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp


Our giant flaming glans!

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...





Slippery Tilde

https://www.theage.com.au/national/...IK7y4EIRyY6RZwM

quote:

Who is behind Melbourne's mysterious penis symbols?

Mysterious penis-shaped symbols have appeared on sports parks in Melbourne's north-east, primitive in design but following a technique similar to their more lauded predecessor, the crop circle. Google Earth currently displays the penis designs on three parks in Preston and Thornbury, near Northland Shopping Centre, each with more than one attempt, of diverse sizes.The area's mayor says the designs will require a "complex, costly and time-consuming" repair process.

TW Blake Park in Preston features the largest glyph – more than 100 metres in length – along with two adjacent smaller efforts.



An equally conspicuous design adorns a grass pitch at Thornbury's John Cain Memorial Park complex, again partnered by a much smaller shape.



Hayes Park in Thornbury also has two, slightly less obvious glyphs.



Mayor and Darebin councillor Susan Rennie is unamused. "Darebin Council condemns this type of irresponsible vandalism on our parks and sports grounds. It is not a cheap joke – fixing the affected ovals is complex, costly and time-consuming," she said in a statement.

"Council is taking action to remove the graffiti, but it can take months for the grass to recover, during which time our community are left using substandard grounds which can be a safety hazard." Responsibility is yet to be claimed for the designs, reminiscent of Peru's mystic Nazca Lines – about 300 unexplained designs of animals and plants, comprised of 10,000 lines, that can only be seen from the air.

Melbourne's glyphs are believed to have appeared late last year, which has raised suspicion in online circles that it was part of a post-school "muck-up" prank.

While the penises appear drawn in one continuous line, a Darebin council spokesman did not wish to reveal the vandals' methods, so as not to encourage copycat designs.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




I approve of that, very much

Goon project: someone do it elsewhere but vulvas instead

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012


Krankenstyle posted:

I approve of that, very much

Goon project: someone do it elsewhere but vulvas instead

The obvious choice right now is Alabama

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

And just so there's no confusion: don't nobody go stomping Alabama into vulvas now. They meant the other way around.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




https://i.imgur.com/MurejO5.mp4

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013




Listen.

I'm sure it's a great design, but it's, there's something, um.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


BRB, gonna felch a latte out of my sphincter cup

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

e: good joke already made globes

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Karate Bastard posted:

e: good joke already made globes

There's more than enough sphincter for everyone to share, just dive right in there

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

I was gonna dead rear end felch me some chocolate milk tho

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Sooo... where can this be bought? Asking for a friend.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007





Biomimetics:

quote:

Living organisms have evolved well-adapted structures and materials over geological time through natural selection. Biomimetics has given rise to new technologies inspired by biological solutions at macro and nanoscales. Humans have looked at nature for answers to problems throughout our existence. Nature has solved engineering problems such as self-healing abilities, environmental exposure tolerance and resistance, hydrophobicity, self-assembly, and harnessing solar energy.

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