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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Platystemon posted:

There was a pregnant pause when I looked at this.

That's not how baby is formed.

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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...





Slippery Tilde

DandyLion posted:

That's not how baby is formed.
No...?


Pregnant paws....?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011

I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving
And something has got to give



No ring, shockingly narrow gape diameter, 2/10

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


Antivehicular posted:

No ring, shockingly narrow gape diameter, 2/10
PYF pornhub comments

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense





Antivehicular posted:

shockingly narrow gape diameter

That’s the end of the tunnel

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything





The MMO City of Heroes is back from the dead with private servers.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007



winterwerefox posted:



The MMO City of Heroes is back from the dead with private servers.

To enter you have to figure out which side the doorbell is on.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.


Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.


Paint me like one of your French girls

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Chitin posted:

baste me like one of your French girls

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Alternatively: "gently caress yeah that wide."

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


this is what Lili von Shtupp drives

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Master Twig posted:

For my school project, I shall build the Taj Mahal out of clay.



Strong enough for a king but made for a woman

What's with the dog one?

Milo and POTUS has a new favorite as of 08:20 on Jul 4, 2019

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.



dog fisting

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Milo and POTUS posted:

What's with the dog one?

Huh, it's like a rorschach ink blot test which you passed but the rest of us failed

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


https://www.instagram.com/p/ByfqYhMgNE9/

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007





From the funny pics thread:

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Blizzard store:

Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever



Love knows no boundaries (or pants).

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007





Malcolm Turnbeug
Mar 21, 2018

...It's filling with water.


Every time I see this I wonder if it could be used as a horniness test

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007





https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/...408031672446976

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Every time I see this I wonder if it could be used as a horniness test

I tested yes



If it's supposed to be his cock it just looks like a foot to me

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Milo and POTUS posted:

If it's supposed to be his cock it just looks like a foot to me

Nah that's 10 inches at best


It looks like there's a topless woman sitting on the bike and he's crouching behind it

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense





She’s wearing a tube top imo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Snowy posted:

She’s wearing a tube top imo

yea same

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010





This isn't Post Your Embarrassing Fashion Choices, pal.



Now if you'll excuse me, I need to turn my monitor on.

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!

Smellrose


Yahoo! Do you have a picture of Weadickville?

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die








anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.


10 to 1 they asked the graphical designer to do this for "exposure".

There's just NO WAY the negative space wasn't intentional.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


anonumos posted:

10 to 1 they asked the graphical designer to do this for "exposure".

There's just NO WAY the negative space wasn't intentional.

Maybe, but its pretty Rubenesque

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

DandyLion posted:

Maybe, but its pretty Rubenesque

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN


MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



We live on the glans.

bike tory
May 6, 2007



Pee is stored in the celestial orbs

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011


Wait, there's more than one moon?

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Futaba Anzu
May 5, 2011

GROSS BOY



Kuiperdolin posted:

Wait, there's more than one moon?

it's to account for where the moon would be in the passage of time the mission takes place in i'm assuming

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