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Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009

Futaba Anzu posted:

it's to account for where the moon would be in the passage of time the mission takes place in i'm assuming

It's to have enough room for the sequences on both landing and departure. Even then the infographic looks cluttered.

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# ? May 16, 2021 18:13

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Futaba Anzu posted:

it's to account for where the moon would be in the passage of time the mission takes place in i'm assuming

No, there's a Northern Moon that we see from the Northern Hemisphere and a Southern Moon that they see in the Southern Hemisphere. The moon landing visited both of them so the Australians wouldn't get mad.

# ? Jul 20, 2019 03:57

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Knormal posted:

No, there's a Northern Moon that we see from the Northern Hemisphere and a Southern Moon that they see in the Southern Hemisphere. The moon landing visited both of them so the Australians wouldn't get mad.

Actually there’s an Eastern moon and a Western moon, as first discovered by Sir Andrew Maxwell “Andy” Dwyer, KBE.

# ? Jul 20, 2019 06:14

Brain In A Jar: Apr 20, 2008

# ? Jul 20, 2019 12:51

Target Practice: Aug 20, 2004; Shit.

Brain In A Jar posted:

Swale what do we have here

# ? Jul 20, 2019 15:08

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; Ultra Carp

Target Practice posted:

Swale what do we have here

Geotse and pubes

# ? Jul 20, 2019 15:46

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011

# ? Jul 25, 2019 03:26

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

JoelJoel posted:

I get people want to help their children emulate their sports heroes but in my opinion this father took it too far.

# ? Jul 25, 2019 05:31

The Imp of Nipples: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

JoelJoel posted:

This feels like cheating when it comes to soccer.

# ? Jul 26, 2019 01:45

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang

Pro:
Less weight to carry around

Con:
Center of gravity/balance

# ? Jul 26, 2019 07:01

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it
you little ho-bot

50% less chance of being carded for handball, though.

# ? Jul 26, 2019 10:44

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

Stoatbringer posted:

50% less chance of being carded for handball, though.

Nope, stumpball also counts
http://www.thefa.com/football-rules-governance/lawsandrules/laws/football-11-11/law-12---fouls-and-misconduct

# ? Jul 26, 2019 10:51

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

....stumpball ...

coincidentally also my nickname in highschool

# ? Jul 26, 2019 14:15

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang

# ? Jul 29, 2019 19:46

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Krankenstyle posted:

And they said all the Entwives were gone.

# ? Jul 29, 2019 19:57

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang

Tbh im p sure they just don't like ents that much

# ? Jul 29, 2019 20:56

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004; Nyah hah hah hah hah!

https://i.imgur.com/SOG8UMB.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/rJvTENq.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ppXTeOI.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/nl1MB9T.mp4

# ? Jul 30, 2019 09:02

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Are those modeled after Stephanie or what

# ? Jul 30, 2019 10:48

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Be polite. Be professional. But be prepared to PARTAYYY!; Fun Shoe

Whos that

# ? Jul 30, 2019 14:01

Felonious_Monk: Oct 26, 2008

gushin granny smith

# ? Jul 30, 2019 15:14

synthetik: Feb 28, 2007; I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

sweet potato

# ? Aug 1, 2019 03:06

Endymion FRS MK1: Oct 28, 2011

synthetik posted:

sweet potato

No I think that's a salty potato

# ? Aug 1, 2019 05:38

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Leather futon because of course that's a thing

# ? Aug 1, 2019 06:05

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002; Hey, Adora.

Memento posted:

Leather futon because of course that's a thing

It looks like an scp that can get pregnant

# ? Aug 1, 2019 06:09

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

It looks like an scp that can get pregnant

yeah, a

sexy
couch
pussy

# ? Aug 1, 2019 06:53

bike tory: May 6, 2007

synthetik posted:

sweet potato

dick tater

# ? Aug 1, 2019 06:54

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5nrFsO8VvU

# ? Aug 1, 2019 08:16

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

https://i.imgur.com/p1Tl04o.mp4

# ? Aug 1, 2019 21:01

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; I canne has cîsebœuf?

# ? Aug 1, 2019 21:18

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Captain Hygiene posted:

*sweats Rubenesquely*

# ? Aug 1, 2019 21:33

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Palpek posted:

https://i.imgur.com/p1Tl04o.mp4

Is that a Roastiehound?

# ? Aug 1, 2019 22:49

bike tory: May 6, 2007

Memento posted:

*sweats Rubenesquely*

looks more like a Bernini

# ? Aug 1, 2019 22:57

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

I'm trying to sleep but my pillow is too dummy thicc.

# ? Aug 2, 2019 02:51

bowser: Apr 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/korrasato/status/1157800400034181120?s=19

# ? Aug 4, 2019 03:24

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008

Neighbor just sent me a d*ck pic.

# ? Aug 5, 2019 22:25

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

trapped mouse posted:

Neighbor just sent me a d*ck pic.

Does your neighbour have a NZ accent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6c4Nupnup0

# ? Aug 6, 2019 08:05

Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Does your neighbour have a NZ accent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6c4Nupnup0

We were watching HGTV in NZ a few months back. The shows were the same as in the States, and so were the promos--except for the very end, where a local voiceover person says the show name and when it's on.

This is all to explain that we'd essentially forgotten we were watching NZ TV during a commercial break until a very chipper dude pipes up with "MEGA DECKS! Tuesdays at 8 PM!" and we (two Yanks and a Kiwi) lost our poo poo.

# ? Aug 7, 2019 02:10

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; I canne has cîsebœuf?

Bonus observation from Google when I was trying to find a bigger version

# ? Aug 9, 2019 00:12

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

https://i.imgur.com/Y2BjWIp.gifv

# ? Aug 12, 2019 20:52

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# ? May 16, 2021 18:13

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; One Potato to rule them all,
One Potato to find them,
One Potato to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.; Bread Liar

It even has sound.

# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:38

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