PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: Chernobyl fleshlight

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tribbledirigible: Jul 27, 2004; I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

That church is really waiting for the second coming of Christ.

# ? Aug 25, 2019 17:08

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# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:17

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Memento posted:

i thought jesus was crucified not hung

# ? Aug 25, 2019 17:18

Sneaksie Taffer: Sep 21, 2009

Blue Train posted:

i thought jesus was crucified not hung

He was hung like this!

# ? Aug 25, 2019 17:21

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Fallen Rib

tribbledirigible posted:

That church is really waiting for the second coming of Christ.

He truly is risen!

# ? Aug 25, 2019 18:10

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Nenonen posted:

He truly is risen!

24 Then Jesus spake unto them, saying 25 If thy resurrection persists for longer than three days, consult a physician.

# ? Aug 26, 2019 07:05

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

That D would even make Mary say, "Goddamn."

# ? Aug 26, 2019 12:51

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Solice Kirsk posted:

That D would even make Mary say, "Goddamn."

And when you saw no footprints, that was when I carried you in your refractory period.

# ? Aug 26, 2019 14:53

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

BuzzFeed posted:

19 Penises You Need To Visit Before You Die
These are big travel tips.

*Disclaimer: Absolutely no research went into the making of this post. Please approach it as a completely fictional travel guide. About penises.

Gonna NWS cause at least one is totally intentional (House of 100 Wangs � Lublin, Poland, lol)

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/...-before-you-die

Plenty more in the link provided above along with "descriptions."

# ? Aug 27, 2019 04:56

Abugadu: Jul 11, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Knee posted:

�...and in here we have the ballroom�

# ? Aug 27, 2019 06:55

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

"Im sure youll seem the cock of the walk if you own this ballroom"

# ? Aug 27, 2019 07:03

C.M. Kruger: Oct 28, 2013

Knee posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPlqLHcphyw

# ? Aug 27, 2019 07:19

slinkimalinki: Jan 17, 2010

Abugadu posted:

“...and in here we have the ballroom”

"... this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances"

# ? Aug 27, 2019 07:29

EdwardSwifferhands: Apr 27, 2008; I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.

Knee posted:

I'm doing a similar project soon and would like to know what gauge that chain is. That light is really well hung.

# ? Aug 27, 2019 11:40

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007

If you study enough math, you might eventually learn about Wiener connectors or the hairy ball theorem. If you get really advanced, you might even come across the Cox-Zucker machine or the Tits group.

# ? Aug 27, 2019 14:49

bony tony: Aug 9, 2013

Or learn human anatomy and learn about the endbulbs of Krause!

# ? Aug 27, 2019 15:57

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

https://www.devonlive.com/whats-on/...s-devon-3255055

It does look like quite a nasty gash.

# ? Aug 27, 2019 19:08

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://www.devonlive.com/whats-on/...s-devon-3255055

It does look like quite a nasty gash.

An axe wound!

# ? Aug 27, 2019 19:57

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Fallen Rib

# ? Aug 27, 2019 21:03

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

Nenonen posted:

Bonus points if that's some sort of fish pastry.

It is Finnish, after all.

# ? Aug 27, 2019 21:25

silence_kit: Jul 14, 2011

ultrafilter posted:

If you study enough math, you might eventually learn about Wiener connectors or the hairy ball theorem. If you get really advanced, you might even come across the Cox-Zucker machine or the Tits group.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OvMZT2zfy0

# ? Aug 27, 2019 23:33

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://www.devonlive.com/whats-on/...s-devon-3255055

It does look like quite a nasty gash.

I made a ripped cheek wound using liquid latex and fake blood for a Halloween costume a few years back. My roommate's boyfriend saw me working on it at the kitchen table one night and asked me 'Why are you sculpting a pussy?'

I've got a photo of it somewhere, and, well, you can't say he was wrong about how it looked.

# ? Aug 27, 2019 23:36

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; College Slice

# ? Aug 28, 2019 00:01

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

RickVoid posted:

Bonus points if that's some sort of fish pastry.

It is Finnish, after all.

that's a pierogi
it's basically a hot pocket

# ? Aug 28, 2019 01:46

RandomFerret: Apr 18, 2008; WHAT IS A JUGGALO?
A HULKAMANIAC

HE POWERBOMBS MOTHERFUCKERS INTO THUMBTACKS

*angry unintelligible Ukrainian sputtering*

# ? Aug 28, 2019 03:08

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

I thought a pierogi was just a pasta shell around potatoes and cheese.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 07:05

bony tony: Aug 9, 2013

I will always say "jatack" to a pirog

# ? Aug 28, 2019 07:25

organburner: Apr 10, 2011; This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Nastyman posted:

that's a pierogi
it's basically a hot pocket

Wrong, that's a karjalan piirakka, or karelian pie. The filling is basically rice.

For best results, while they are still warm and fresh, top em up with boiled eggs mixed with butter, so loving good...

# ? Aug 28, 2019 07:28

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

FactsAreUseless posted:

I thought a pierogi was just a pasta shell around potatoes and cheese.

Pierogi are dumplings. The similarities happen because both pasta and pierogi are made with unleavened dough. In pasta dishes you make the noodles, boil them, then add other stuff. In pierogi you wrap whatever it is you're putting in them in raw, unleavened dough and then cook that. They're typically pan fried or boiled.

Taters, onions, and cheese are popular fillings but if it exists you can put it in a pierogi.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 09:27

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

organburner posted:

Wrong, that's a karjalan piirakka, or karelian pie. The filling is basically rice.

For best results, while they are still warm and fresh, top em up with boiled eggs mixed with butter, so loving good...

My bad, the ones I posted are marketed as pierogis here.

# ? Aug 28, 2019 11:06

Tac Dibar: Apr 7, 2009

organburner posted:

Wrong, that's a karjalan piirakka, or karelian pie. The filling is basically rice.

For best results, while they are still warm and fresh, top em up with boiled eggs mixed with butter, so loving good...

Finns sometimes use the term �eyelash pirogi� to refer to lady parts.

# ? Aug 30, 2019 14:49

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Please tell me "eyelash" is slang for vagina.

# ? Aug 30, 2019 16:13

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Probably along the lines of bearded clam.

# ? Aug 30, 2019 17:10

Tac Dibar: Apr 7, 2009

MrUnderbridge posted:

Probably along the lines of bearded clam.

Exactly. Another, odder one is �church boat�.

# ? Aug 31, 2019 17:26

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Fallen Rib

Tac Dibar posted:

Exactly. Another, odder one is �church boat�.

This becomes clearer if you show what a kirkkovene looks like (these were used in the olden days to get to the church on Sundays from distant villages)

which is close to a highly popular decorative motive

# ? Aug 31, 2019 17:36

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Nenonen posted:

This becomes clearer if you show what a kirkkovene looks like (these were used in the olden days to get to the church on Sundays from distant villages)

The clitoris is often referred to as "the man in the boat".

# ? Sep 2, 2019 07:43

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010; ^{^{^BENIS}}

*burts into threat Finnishly* LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SLAPS ON THE EAR oh wait those don't look NWS at all sorry

# ? Sep 2, 2019 15:00

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 13:19

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

World's happiest double amputee

# ? Sep 4, 2019 20:52

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Bonus points for sounding NWS...?

It's Mayall's Object.

# ? Sep 9, 2019 12:34

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# ? Oct 29, 2020 17:17

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; One Potato to rule them all,
One Potato to find them,
One Potato to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.; Bread Liar

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

How has no one just drawn legs under him with a marker?

# ? Sep 9, 2019 12:40

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