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tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.



That church is really waiting for the second coming of Christ.

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012




i thought jesus was crucified not hung

Sneaksie Taffer
Sep 21, 2009



Blue Train posted:

i thought jesus was crucified not hung

He was hung like this!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009



Fallen Rib

tribbledirigible posted:

That church is really waiting for the second coming of Christ.

He truly is risen!

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Nenonen posted:

He truly is risen!

24 Then Jesus spake unto them, saying 25 If thy resurrection persists for longer than three days, consult a physician.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That D would even make Mary say, "Goddamn."

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Solice Kirsk posted:

That D would even make Mary say, "Goddamn."

And when you saw no footprints, that was when I carried you in your refractory period.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


BuzzFeed posted:

19 Penises You Need To Visit Before You Die
These are big travel tips.

*Disclaimer: Absolutely no research went into the making of this post. Please approach it as a completely fictional travel guide. About penises.

Gonna NWS cause at least one is totally intentional (House of 100 Wangs — Lublin, Poland, lol)
https://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/...-before-you-die








Plenty more in the link provided above along with "descriptions."

Abugadu
Jul 11, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.


“...and in here we have the ballroom”

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP



"Im sure youll seem the cock of the walk if you own this ballroom"

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPlqLHcphyw

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010


Abugadu posted:

“...and in here we have the ballroom”

"... this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances"

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.


I'm doing a similar project soon and would like to know what gauge that chain is. That light is really well hung.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007





If you study enough math, you might eventually learn about Wiener connectors or the hairy ball theorem. If you get really advanced, you might even come across the Cox-Zucker machine or the Tits group.

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013




Or learn human anatomy and learn about the endbulbs of Krause!

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://www.devonlive.com/whats-on/...s-devon-3255055



It does look like quite a nasty gash.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014







An axe wound!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009



Fallen Rib

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010



Bonus points if that's some sort of fish pastry.

It is Finnish, after all.

silence_kit
Jul 14, 2011


ultrafilter posted:

If you study enough math, you might eventually learn about Wiener connectors or the hairy ball theorem. If you get really advanced, you might even come across the Cox-Zucker machine or the Tits group.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OvMZT2zfy0

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!






I made a ripped cheek wound using liquid latex and fake blood for a Halloween costume a few years back. My roommate's boyfriend saw me working on it at the kitchen table one night and asked me 'Why are you sculpting a pussy?'

I've got a photo of it somewhere, and, well, you can't say he was wrong about how it looked.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

Woah-ho-HOOOOOOO





College Slice

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


RickVoid posted:

Bonus points if that's some sort of fish pastry.

It is Finnish, after all.

that's a pierogi
it's basically a hot pocket

RandomFerret
Apr 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 42 minutes!


*angry unintelligible Ukrainian sputtering*

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


I thought a pierogi was just a pasta shell around potatoes and cheese.

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013




I will always say "jatack" to a pirog

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.


Nastyman posted:

that's a pierogi
it's basically a hot pocket


Wrong, that's a karjalan piirakka, or karelian pie. The filling is basically rice.

For best results, while they are still warm and fresh, top em up with boiled eggs mixed with butter, so loving good...

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-




Pillbug

FactsAreUseless posted:

I thought a pierogi was just a pasta shell around potatoes and cheese.

Pierogi are dumplings. The similarities happen because both pasta and pierogi are made with unleavened dough. In pasta dishes you make the noodles, boil them, then add other stuff. In pierogi you wrap whatever it is you're putting in them in raw, unleavened dough and then cook that. They're typically pan fried or boiled.

Taters, onions, and cheese are popular fillings but if it exists you can put it in a pierogi.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


organburner posted:

Wrong, that's a karjalan piirakka, or karelian pie. The filling is basically rice.

For best results, while they are still warm and fresh, top em up with boiled eggs mixed with butter, so loving good...

My bad, the ones I posted are marketed as pierogis here.

Tac Dibar
Apr 7, 2009



organburner posted:

Wrong, that's a karjalan piirakka, or karelian pie. The filling is basically rice.

For best results, while they are still warm and fresh, top em up with boiled eggs mixed with butter, so loving good...

Finns sometimes use the term ”eyelash pirogi” to refer to lady parts.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Please tell me "eyelash" is slang for vagina.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Probably along the lines of bearded clam.

Tac Dibar
Apr 7, 2009



MrUnderbridge posted:

Probably along the lines of bearded clam.

Exactly. Another, odder one is ”church boat”.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009



Fallen Rib

Tac Dibar posted:

Exactly. Another, odder one is ”church boat”.

This becomes clearer if you show what a kirkkovene looks like (these were used in the olden days to get to the church on Sundays from distant villages)



which is close to a highly popular decorative motive

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Nenonen posted:

This becomes clearer if you show what a kirkkovene looks like (these were used in the olden days to get to the church on Sundays from distant villages)

The clitoris is often referred to as "the man in the boat".

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


*burts into threat Finnishly* LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SLAPS ON THE EAR oh wait those don't look NWS at all sorry

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011




World's happiest double amputee

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...





Slippery Tilde

Bonus points for sounding NWS...?



It's Mayall's Object.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

One Potato to rule them all,
One Potato to find them,
One Potato to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.





Bread Liar


How has no one just drawn legs under him with a marker?

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