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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE


Cable Guy posted:

Bonus points for sounding NWS...?



It's Mayall's Object.

Maybe you're just way hornier than me but how in the world is that almost NWS?

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hey, Adora.



Great i just got fired from my job at the galactic creampie factory

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Croatoan posted:

Maybe you're just way hornier than me but how in the world is that almost NWS?

it's one of those outer rim jobs

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Great i just got fired from my job at the galactic creampie factory

Just in time for Moonpie's to make a comeback!

Breitbart Is Rightbart
Sep 12, 2013


Docking in progress

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


Nenonen posted:

This becomes clearer if you show what a kirkkovene looks like (these were used in the olden days to get to the church on Sundays from distant villages)



As is traditional, at the end of the boat race the Princess kissed the cox of the winning team.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


Croatoan posted:

Maybe you're just way hornier than me but how in the world is that almost NWS?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

careful now


ToxicSlurpee posted:

Pierogi are dumplings. The similarities happen because both pasta and pierogi are made with unleavened dough. In pasta dishes you make the noodles, boil them, then add other stuff. In pierogi you wrap whatever it is you're putting in them in raw, unleavened dough and then cook that. They're typically pan fried or boiled.

Ravoli then being both, or neither?

leethasbro
Apr 11, 2005

Rat Enthusiast


ravioli is a sandwich

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


leethasbro posted:

ravioli is a sandwich

Ravioli is a miniature pie.



(Pies are also sandwiches)

RandomFerret
Apr 18, 2008

WHAT IS A JUGGALO?
A HULKAMANIAC

HE POWERBOMBS MOTHERFUCKERS INTO THUMBTACKS


Ravioli is a dumpling, as are calzones, enchiladas and pot pies

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



RandomFerret posted:

Ravioli is a dumpling, as are calzones, enchiladas and pot pies

All of which are sandwiches.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.

Is that a dung beetle making a harvest?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

EdwardSwifferhands posted:

Is that a dung beetle making a harvest?

Bung beetle

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...





Slippery Tilde

The Bloop posted:

Bung beetle
Butt'nut beetle.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

On second thought, that's clearly a ladyturd beetle

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010




Yam Slacker

Look at all of those leafy greens. Definitely tossing a salad.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012




Cats foot

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



What's that in metric?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


Solice Kirsk posted:

What's that in metric?
10 cm but the cat says it's 13

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus





FactsAreUseless posted:

10 cm but the cat says it's 13

Gotta measure from the base

bike tory
May 6, 2007



But cats look smaller when you shave them?

Andnook
Mar 10, 2005


Breitbart Is Rightbart
Sep 12, 2013


I went to school with this girl irl.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:

I went to school with this girl irl.

Who is.she, and who are the olds?

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013






Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Who is.she, and who are the olds?

Don't know the woman, but the olds are Barry and Paul Elliott, aka the Chuckle Brothers.

Breitbart Is Rightbart
Sep 12, 2013


It was at a nightclub in town which often gets "celebrity" appearances. They pose for photos and then get walled off in their private box, emerging only to snort cocain in the toilets.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."









Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



Memento
Aug 25, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!


Bleak Gremlin

^^Thailand I presume?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Memento posted:

^^Thailand I presume?



Hakkarin kartano! What a wonderful phrase!

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010




Yam Slacker

Memento posted:

^^Thailand I presume?




I used to see things like the "pee is stored in the balls" lake and think it was a man-made joke, but poo poo like this is making me think that maybe there is a God(s) and he/she/it/they are just loving with all of us.

All I know is that if there is a second coming of Christ, then that 3003 bridge is going to be completely decimated.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007





https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/...785114015588358

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Saw this ad and did a double take.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


hyperhazard posted:

Saw this ad and did a double take.



Yes, two things that surprise many modern goons:

1) Handheld cameras used to be that size.

2) Women exist.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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hyperhazard posted:

Saw this ad and did a double take.



Tag yourself

Im the new portable c vtr that weighs only 15 pounds

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

oldpainless posted:

Tag yourself

Im the new portable c vtr that weighs only 15 pounds

I'm the rugged aluminum alloy casing. Oh yeah baby.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

I'm proto April O'Neil

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