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cinni
Oct 17, 2008



Just a little story, when I was in jail, I was told that the commissary used to sell those hard jolly rancher candies but they had to stop after one inmate took a bunch and shaped it into a dildo that was found eventually. Should have ate it fast right before cell check and just make another once they're gone.

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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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It’s afraid!

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Please get me out of this snake.




cinni posted:

Just a little story, when I was in jail, I was told that the commissary used to sell those hard jolly rancher candies but they had to stop after one inmate took a bunch and shaped it into a dildo that was found eventually. Should have ate it fast right before cell check and just make another once they're gone.

Sounds like a good way to get a yeast infection.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


cinni posted:

Just a little story, when I was in jail, I was told that the commissary used to sell those hard jolly rancher candies but they had to stop after one inmate took a bunch and shaped it into a dildo that was found eventually. Should have ate it fast right before cell check and just make another once they're gone.

Centipedes? In my vagina?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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RoboRodent posted:

Sounds like a good way to get a yeast infection.

You obviously always put a condom on any hard candy dildo before use.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


Solice Kirsk posted:

You obviously always put a condom on any hard candy dildo before use.

Dildos weren't allowed but condoms were?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Dildos weren't allowed but condoms were?

The condom is made from the Jolly Rancher's wrappers. Everyone knows this stuff. Didn't you go to camp?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


Solice Kirsk posted:

The condom is made from the Jolly Rancher's wrappers. Everyone knows this stuff. Didn't you go to camp?

Not prison camp, no. We got condoms handed out. (And a handy keyfob with a condom compartment! Sponsored by a crisp brand for some reason.)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice


Well, whatever you use to wrap it, make sure you leave room for it to breath.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007



Captain Hygiene posted:


Well, whatever you use to wrap it, make sure you leave room for it to breath.

It took me a second to figure out why this was here, I only saw the dog.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


I only saw the cock. Maybe we see what we want to see

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011




Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang





oh wow

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Grimey Drawer

Nice cheeks

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005




I love how it doesn't just look super gay it also manages to distinctly resemble Tom of Finland's style somehow.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


When did I get a tan

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN


Do that in the tub or something, gross.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

https://i.imgur.com/nbqiudV.gifv

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

To be fair, it's usually not safe to play videogames at work anyway.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




This one is the ultimate scroll-down experience.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.



Redczar
Nov 9, 2011



“Tell me I’m not the only idiot who sees Batman twerking”
https://twitter.com/notafaso/status...9180484608?s=21

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

Redczar posted:

“Tell me I’m not the only idiot who sees Batman twerking”
https://twitter.com/notafaso/status...9180484608?s=21


I saw the word Batman first, and couldn't comprehend it *wasn't* him for a good thirty seconds

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




dat batass

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



“Perreando Intensamente”

Thank you, Spanish.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Platystemon posted:

“Perreando Intensamente”

Thank you, Spanish.

amazing. i get a very mediterranean temperament vibe just from those two words.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

https://i.imgur.com/aX9qCFp.gifv

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lol if you ever read FYAD at all this may remind you of a repeated NWS flag



eg

https://i.imgur.com/Svp8nEg.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/7Z3fZKu.jpg
etc etc

NoneMoreNegative has a new favorite as of 00:12 on Nov 3, 2019

Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol if you ever read FYAD at all this may remind you of a repeated NWS flag



eg

https://i.imgur.com/Svp8nEg.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/7Z3fZKu.jpg
etc etc

Reminds me of Barack Hussein Obama II.

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity

cinni
Oct 17, 2008





My friends think it looks like its next to a toilet but its a rice cooker

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

lmao if you don't have multiple tiered snack dispensers to partake from while you poop

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010




Nap Ghost

Captain Hygiene posted:

lmao if you don't have multiple tiered snack dispensers to partake from while you poop

Goddamn it

Username post combo

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013


Captain Hygiene posted:

lmao if you don't have multiple tiered snack dispensers to partake from while you poop

Notch parachute account spotted.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


C.M. Kruger posted:

Notch parachute account spotted.

Tbf that’s a great username to throw people off the scent

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013




C.M. Kruger posted:

Notch parachute account spotted.

Who is Notch?

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Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


bony tony posted:

Who is Notch?

Serious question?

He's the guy that made Minecraft. If you wanna know some reasons why people poo poo on him check out Controversies:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markus_Persson

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