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CapitanGarlic: Feb 29, 2004; Much, much more.

Knee posted:

Serious question?

edit: gosh heck'n ruining a new page with an emoji, drat my eyes

# ? Nov 8, 2019 18:55

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# ? Nov 30, 2020 08:10

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Well, I wan't sure.. without a /sarcasm or a Kappa or something.

I figured it might be one of those "lol who's that guy cause no one talks/cares about him anymore" types of jokes, but if not, just being helpful.

# ? Nov 8, 2019 19:00

CapitanGarlic: Feb 29, 2004; Much, much more.

Specifically, the running gag is "who's Notch" after he was removed from credit in Minecraft.

# ? Nov 8, 2019 19:08

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; College Slice

For twelve years, you have been asking: Who's Notch?

# ? Nov 8, 2019 19:15

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

Pretty sure Hatsune Miku invented Minecraft.

# ? Nov 8, 2019 20:23

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Knee posted:

Serious question?

He's the guy that made Minecraft.

# ? Nov 8, 2019 21:56

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Or, as notch would say: Mein craft!

# ? Nov 8, 2019 22:02

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Takoluka posted:

Pretty sure Hatsune Miku invented Minecraft.

What? No, it came from space.

# ? Nov 9, 2019 05:51

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Fairly sure the infiniminer guy invented minecraft

# ? Nov 9, 2019 05:57

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

The Glumslinger posted:

Fairly sure the infiniminer guy invented minecraft

Quoted for truth.. seriously, lol.

I'm not up on all the Notch memes, I just know he's a terrible person and I think lives in some crazy McMansion all alone.

# ? Nov 9, 2019 09:35

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

Takoluka posted:

Pretty sure Hatsune Miku invented Minecraft.

I have it on good authority that the game just came from space, fully formed.

# ? Nov 9, 2019 12:34

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Knee posted:

Quoted for truth.. seriously, lol.

I'm not up on all the Notch memes, I just know he's a terrible person and I think lives in some crazy McMansion all alone.

It's not a McMansion, it's literally a Hollywood celebrity mansion with rooms for entourage & staff and like 1000-guest parties. He outbid Jay Z and Beyonc� to get it but he just sits in one room shitposting reactionary bullshit on twitter all day lmao

# ? Nov 9, 2019 13:06

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Krankenstyle posted:

It's not a McMansion, it's literally a Hollywood celebrity mansion with rooms for entourage & staff and like 1000-guest parties. He outbid Jay Z and Beyoncé to get it but he just sits in one room shitposting reactionary bullshit on twitter all day lmao

And then all of the candy rotted

# ? Nov 9, 2019 16:48

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

CapitanGarlic posted:

Specifically, the running gag is "who's Notch" after he was removed from credit in Minecraft.

Lmao that must make him even crazier than he already is

# ? Nov 9, 2019 18:39

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

The Glumslinger posted:

And then all of the candy rotted

Did it? I'm loving dying over here

# ? Nov 9, 2019 18:39

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

The Glumslinger posted:

And then all of the candy rotted

The candy wall is easily one of the most stupid things I've ever seen.

All the candy I could possibly want, whenever I want it! Any kind I want! Yay!

You can't just like...go to the store and by enough for the week? I mean gently caress with that amount of money he could just pay somebody to go to the store whenever he's running low but nah, gotta have an entire wall of more candy than one person could possibly eat before it goes bad in useless dispensers.

# ? Nov 9, 2019 19:40

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

ToxicSlurpee posted:

The candy wall is easily one of the most stupid things I've ever seen.

All the candy I could possibly want, whenever I want it! Any kind I want! Yay!

You can't just like...go to the store and by enough for the week? I mean gently caress with that amount of money he could just pay somebody to go to the store whenever he's running low but nah, gotta have an entire wall of more candy than one person could possibly eat before it goes bad in useless dispensers.

It makes more sense when you're throwing 100+ people parties constantly, so drunk people are constantly eating it

# ? Nov 9, 2019 21:01

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; College Slice

Don't mind me, just had to stop for a second while walking through candy wall chat

# ? Nov 9, 2019 21:04

Pneub: Mar 12, 2007; I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

I've heard of Titanfall but this is rediculous!

# ? Nov 10, 2019 06:50

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Pneub posted:

I've heard of Titanfall but this is rediculous!

I think you mean ri-dick-ulous.

I don't usually correct peoples spelling but come on.

# ? Nov 10, 2019 22:13

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010; ^{^{^BENIS}}

Does American candy really rot? What the gently caress is it made out of?

# ? Nov 12, 2019 00:17

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002; Hey, Adora.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Does American candy really rot? What the gently caress is it made out of?

Lard, mainly

# ? Nov 12, 2019 00:18

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; College Slice

# ? Nov 12, 2019 00:37

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Captain Hygiene posted:

I just see this:

# ? Nov 12, 2019 00:55

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; College Slice

Lord Hydronium posted:

I just see this:

Haha
I thought for sure I remembered seeing somebody's chest and belly painted to look like Homer's face, which would help bear this out, but I can't find it. Also what am I doing with my life

# ? Nov 12, 2019 01:00

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008

Captain Hygiene posted:

Haha
I thought for sure I remembered seeing somebody's chest and belly painted to look like Homer's face, which would help bear this out, but I can't find it. Also what am I doing with my life

Was it this?

# ? Nov 12, 2019 03:59

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; College Slice

trapped mouse posted:

Was it this?

No, it was a fat guy belly and moobs I was thinking of. Or maybe just a horrible nightmare, who knows.

# ? Nov 12, 2019 04:05

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Face looks like an arse

# ? Nov 12, 2019 04:40

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

e: whoa its literally the same scene

# ? Nov 12, 2019 05:03

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Krankenstyle posted:

e: whoa its literally the same scene

The dress one is a Photoshop of that scene.

# ? Nov 12, 2019 05:28

bike tory: May 6, 2007

trapped mouse posted:

Was it this?

That would definitely still count as nws

# ? Nov 12, 2019 05:51

Groke: Jul 27, 2007; New Adventures In Mom Strength

Captain Hygiene posted:

Haha
I thought for sure I remembered seeing somebody's chest and belly painted to look like Homer's face, which would help bear this out, but I can't find it. Also what am I doing with my life

I also clearly remember seeing (and I am sure as poo poo not going to try to google it up from my work computer) a picture of some woman with her shaved privates painted up (at least I hope it was paint and not a tattoo) as Homer Simpson's face, vulva = mouth. Offtopic for this thread, though, being actually NWS, but it was funny as poo poo.

# ? Nov 12, 2019 09:19

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Knormal posted:

The dress one is a Photoshop of that scene.

# ? Nov 12, 2019 19:24

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

bike tory posted:

That would definitely still count as nws

Only if homer was facing toward her

# ? Nov 12, 2019 22:27

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011

Post the Hibbert one

Cocaine Bear has a new favorite as of 23:48 on Nov 12, 2019

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:17

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012

Groke posted:

I also clearly remember seeing (and I am sure as poo poo not going to try to google it up from my work computer) a picture of some woman with her shaved privates painted up (at least I hope it was paint and not a tattoo) as Homer Simpson's face, vulva = mouth. Offtopic for this thread, though, being actually NWS, but it was funny as poo poo.

It spawned a subgenre of pornography.

They call them �simps�.

You think I just made that up, but do you dare seek the truth?

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:44

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; College Slice

Platystemon posted:

It spawned a subgenre of pornography.

They call them “simps”.

You think I just made that up, but do you dare seek the truth?

No and you can't make me

# ? Nov 12, 2019 23:45

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

# ? Nov 14, 2019 10:32

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Memento posted:

Gee! Chode.

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DarkSoulsTantrum: Apr 6, 2011; this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.; Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

Rock hard

# ? Nov 14, 2019 14:41

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