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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

Blah Blah Blah
Look at me
I'm the Goddamn Batman
Blah Blah Blah


cnut posted:



I don't know, they all look like mine!

Small, slimy and green?

Are you Yoda?

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cnut
May 3, 2016


CzarChasm posted:

Small, slimy and green?

Are you Yoda?

Maybe

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Taco Defender

DandyLion posted:

Finally a fleshlight I won't feel inadequate using....
Alexa, would you like to dance all night?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



this even remotely sfw but i just remembered it and i have to post it somewhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSPzsV2YN6Q

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Proudly supporting the Lowtax Spine Fund 2018-19


Captain Hygiene posted:



Yes.....but where?

Where's Willy?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


We call him Wildo over here

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Krankenstyle posted:

this even remotely sfw but i just remembered it and i have to post it somewhere
I wish you hadn't.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.


Jingle balls?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Proudly supporting the Lowtax Spine Fund 2018-19


Phanatic posted:

Jingle balls?



They went all the way on that one.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Oh! What fun!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

One Potato to rule them all,
One Potato to find them,
One Potato to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.





Bread Liar

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



We got butt worms to go with penis fish:


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Please, it's called the Porcine Gluteus Maximus Worm

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




no wonder that kid is smiling

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Calling BLILLSHIT on that one.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Nap Ghost

Captain Hygiene posted:

Calling BLILLSHIT on that one.

I dunno, it's possible:
https://news.google.com/newspapers?...pg=4032,1768353

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice


That's awesome...I don't actually doubt FLICK-RID, the letters in the image just look connected enough to be a bit more suspicious.

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli

Yeah, they look just a little touched up to me as well

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007






Tortured By Flan

Phanatic posted:

Jingle balls?



Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Dicks-mas, XXXmas, Hanukkock, etc.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Fan of Britches

Knee posted:

Dicks-mas, XXXmas, Hanukkock, etc.

Feliz Navidong

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Recycling old stuff from the Funny Pics thread, cause why not.



https://www.nightcyclingsafety.com/...ped-tail-light/

Knee has a new favorite as of 13:40 on Dec 23, 2019

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.


Knee posted:

Recycling old stuff from the Funny Pics thread, cause why not.



https://www.nightcyclingsafety.com/...ped-tail-light/



That's good attention to detail having the left ventricle hang lower.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

Cat Hatter posted:

That's good attention to detail having the left ventricle hang lower.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Cat Hatter posted:

That's good attention to detail having the left ventricle hang lower.

I dunno about you but it's actually my right testicle that hangs lo--- wait a sec...

Huzzah!
Sep 14, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.


https://twitter.com/Some_Normie/sta...903807779495937

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012





Senecio articulatus

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Platystemon posted:



Senecio articulatus

That's definitely not how you charge that crystal...

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?


Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/jestom/status/1210099711023050752

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



That whole movie belongs in the cursed thread.

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_vide...4XrpJARtHLF.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010



It took me a long loving time
to give birth to a chicken
to figure out what it was

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense





Fun Shoe

slinkimalinki posted:

It took me a long loving time to figure out how someone could be so oblivious

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot



ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX


slinkimalinki posted:

It took me a long clucking time
to give birth to a chicken
to figure out what it was

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.


rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005



Looks like a finger butt

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Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!


I read that as Sexfinger.

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