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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Keep on keeping on.


It looks like a finger but it does all this one thing!

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

CJacobs posted:

It looks like a finger but it does all this one thing!

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth IK




I am looking at houses on Zillow, and I find something about this bedroom powerfully attractive.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien




Kidney Stone posted:

I read that as Sexfinger.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


Kidney Stone posted:

I read that as Sexfinger.

If you're brave enough...

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009


Stoatbringer posted:

If you're brave enough...

You may need to be ready with that SOS.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

bike tory
May 6, 2007




I don't know if this one counts because someone has drawn the fingers on specifically to make it look NWS, the design doesn't really look NWS without that addition

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


https://twitter.com/mascotsilence/s...0324065282?s=21

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

When you gotta go you gotta go

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Let's just say Uga was a male dog and his depravity knew no limits

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.



"Finger blast your friends from across the room!"

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

bike tory posted:

I don't know if this one counts because someone has drawn the fingers on specifically to make it look NWS, the design doesn't really look NWS without that addition

No ring.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Knee posted:

"Finger blast your friends from across the room!"

*shoots "secret bullet"*

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

The Bloop posted:

*shoots "secret bullet"*

I prefer to call it a "message missile"

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

https://twitter.com/labergee/status...7966076928?s=19

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever



At least we can safely say Subaru does not give zero fucks.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




clearly they do tho

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Krankenstyle posted:

clearly they do tho

But I can see one right there, that's at least 1 gently caress.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

Clearly at least two fucks are given, unless fractional fucks are possible, in which case we only know that it is somewhat greater than one gently caress.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




DandyLion posted:

But I can see one right there, that's at least 1 gently caress.

sorry I misread your post

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Captain Hygiene posted:

Clearly at least two fucks are given, unless fractional fucks are possible

Trust me, fractional fucks are definitely possible.






Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Trust me, fractional fucks are definitely possible.








Cue Jason Mewes pantomiming "half, half, whole"

A Lone Girl Flier
Sep 29, 2009

This post is dedicated to all those who fell by the forums, for nothing is wasted, and every apparent failure is but a challenge to others.


If you want half a gently caress, buy a Kia Frottage

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009



Fallen Rib

Mitsubishi Pajero was renamed Montero to the American market when the company found out that in Spanish slang 'pajero' means a wanker.

'Wanker' itself would be a great name for several car models.

Arcsquad12
Mar 4, 2013

I Love Satan


The 6000 SUX

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007





I'd drive a Wanker with a Wankel engine.

Golden Dragon
Apr 9, 2007

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon

RandomFerret
Apr 18, 2008

WHAT IS A JUGGALO?
A HULKAMANIAC

HE POWERBOMBS MOTHERFUCKERS INTO THUMBTACKS


That one's fun because it actually gets worse once you realize what it is

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


RandomFerret posted:

That one's fun because it actually gets worse once you realize what it is

Hand with a finger bent back? Shaved cat standing against a wall? I'm honestly still confused.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



jojoinnit posted:

Hand with a finger bent back? Shaved cat standing against a wall? I'm honestly still confused.

I think it’s two hands. One making the “body”, the other providing the hyperextended finger.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011




RandomFerret posted:

That one's fun because it actually gets worse once you realize what it is

It's a peener

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013




It's a big ol pungus

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjpg08cxv_Q

LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009



That is an impressively phallic rabbit.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...





Slippery Tilde

LSD at the gangbang posted:

That is an impressively phallic rabbit.
The appropriately named peter-rabbit

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






McPhearson
Aug 4, 2007
Hot Damn!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009



Fallen Rib


Technically, a dildo is a gummy worm. Just not edible gum.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice


I want that thing in my mouth right now, and I don't give a crap how suggestive it looks

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