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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-




Pillbug

Captain Hygiene posted:

I want that thing in my mouth right now, and I don't give a crap how suggestive it looks

Yeah, but how much of it?

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Yeah, but how much of it?

ALL OF IT

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die






I think this is a tag yourself

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Was this posted? I feel like it was but I forget.



Thousands of pink, throbbing ‘penis fish’ have washed up on a beach and the jokes write themselves
https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/12/...hnson-election/

quote:

They left their hearts in San Francisco, and now thousands of throbbing “penis fish” have washed up on a nearby beach in California.

Thousands of the 10-inch-long “penis fish” washed up after a recent storm, and reportedly the sight of them stretches for miles.

While their scientific name is Urechis caupo and they are also known as fat innkeeper worms, the wriggling pink invertebrates are most commonly referred to as “penis fish” – for obvious reasons.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!



Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof




Ace: What's everybody looking at?
Villains/Bystanders in unison: NOTHING!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

https://i.imgur.com/KuSQJXl.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice


drat it sucks to get old

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Please get me out of this snake.





This gif is so satisfying.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011




It's like the day after an all you can eat buffet.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004



one time in the /r/relationships thread there was a post from some woman who insisted that the normal sound ejaculation makes is "clink clink clink"

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be polite. Be professional. But be prepared to PARTAYYY!

Fun Shoe

InediblePenguin posted:

one time in the /r/relationships thread there was a post from some woman who insisted that the normal sound ejaculation makes is "clink clink clink"

Was she married to a knight?

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien




InediblePenguin posted:

one time in the /r/relationships thread there was a post from some woman who insisted that the normal sound ejaculation makes is "clink clink clink"

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


I showed you my spatchcock plz respond

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCFvqbSfgqM

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

https://i.imgur.com/MNazuN9.gifv

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


What is that elephant doing to norm

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice


At long last, I have learned to think about what threads I'm idly browsing while walking around in public.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

One Potato to rule them all,
One Potato to find them,
One Potato to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.





Bread Liar


I don't know what blotna is supposed to mean, but it's perfectly onomatopoeic for what happens in that video.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Captain Hygiene posted:

At long last, I have learned to think about what threads I'm idly browsing while walking around in public.

Do you work in a No Chicken factory or something

artsy fartsy
May 9, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!


This is bringing back a weird memory from like 20 years ago. I'd played paintball and landed hard on my knee and there was a sore spot on it, a little red bump. For days afterwards that bump lingered, never healing--in fact it got larger and redder and even more sore. I was kinda poking at it one night and, suddenly, a loving twig shot out of it! Still gives me chills to think about it.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014



And now you know what they mean when they say "the last chicken in Sainsbury's".

clockwork chaos
Sep 15, 2009






Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


McPhearson
Aug 4, 2007
Hot Damn!

I'm trying real hard to figure out what's going on in that picture. The girl on the left has her leg up but what the hell is going on with her arm?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


They're very good friends

bike tory
May 6, 2007



McPhearson posted:

I'm trying real hard to figure out what's going on in that picture. The girl on the left has her leg up but what the hell is going on with her arm?

Her right leg is down on the ground and her left leg is crossed over the top. Her hand is tucked under the knee of her left leg.

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Grimey Drawer



pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010




Yam Slacker



2, 4, and 5, seem like the exact same thing. I think you've been had and this actually a 4 function sexfinger.


Go Gators!


I've been meaning to stop using similarly colored supermarket bags to cover my bicycle seat for similar reasons, but for now I'm too lazy and will continue to allow for the opportunity that someone will misidentify it.


gently caress, I've been there and drat does it feel good.


I feel like Drawfee is cheating. That entire channel fits this thread.

Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 8, 2016

by Reene



Is it just that it looks like Nathan's leaning on a butt?

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...





Slippery Tilde

pseudorandom posted:

2, 4, and 5, seem like the exact same thing. I think you've been had and this actually a 4 function sexfinger.
2 has "HELP" printed/embossed on the shaft.
4 is just a plain projectile
5 has a slot for you to fold up a paper message into...

Here's a better huge pic of the packaging...

https://www.hakes.com/Image/MediumR...601/1/image.jpg

and here's an annoying vid...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2dv3HKTqqY

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Milo and POTUS posted:

What is that elephant doing to norm
That's clearly Turd Ferguson.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011




Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

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bike tory
May 6, 2007



I put it in the gif thread but it should probably have gone in here

https://i.imgur.com/D2st0rh.gifv

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