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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Memento posted:



Thumbnailed for effect.

Karate Bastard posted:

I see they found your mom's hooha

Memento's Dad: This thing goes on forever ... my god ... it's full of stars

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Knee posted:

Careful with the Butt.finger Blast, without preparation you might wind up with an unexpected Rocky Road.

Edit: rocky road fudge surprise? or is that too.. on the nose.

If it's on the nose then you're doing it wrong.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Jedit posted:

If it's on the nose then you're doing it wrong.

Paging Yeah I Eat rear end....

bike tory
May 6, 2007



Memento posted:



Thumbnailed for effect.

These new thigh gap expectations for women are getting ridiculous

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012




I thought the vajazzling fad had passed

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Garrand posted:

I thought the vajazzling fad had passed

Holy poo poo.. that was actually a thing. I totally forgot.

What a weird loving thing.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.


Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


That is some sadomasochistic flared base poo poo going on. drat.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Please remember to refrigerate it.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...


"People will say it looks like a buttplug!"
"Put some spikes on it."

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Actually it works great.

For pounding meat, I mean.

Um, I'll just show myself out....

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler

Zopotantor posted:

"People will say it looks like a buttplug!"
"Put some spikes on it."

"Now it looks like a spiky buttplug!"

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


No-Slip Buttplug

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Knee posted:

That is some sadomasochistic flared base poo poo going on. drat.

I actually have one of those and the base can unscrew and be flipped over.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014






I feel you might like this strawberry huller.

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




Now that's how you ream an rear end in a top hat

bike tory
May 6, 2007



Paladinus posted:

I feel you might like this strawberry huller stool disimpaction tool.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


That's incredible.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Milo and POTUS posted:

That's incredible.

Verily. Getting one shadow to fall that way is common enough, but two?

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Reminds me of the Always Sunny episode that has Charlie being put on a dating website and he says that one of his dislikes is people's knees, or something like that.

Oh poo poo.. just remembered what my user name is. Penis.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Isn't Townsville where the Powerpuff Girls hang out?

Breitbart Is Rightbart
Sep 12, 2013


Yeah and Townsville is always balls deep in monster attacks.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.




The tip is heading straight for Mapoon

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat


bebba big

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Reminds me of those Canadian news casters from "Global" or something. They have some great screw ups.

Here's one that fits with this thread: Activity of the day "Swinging"


vvvv same; in case anyone hasn't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAauVu2sTg

Knee has a new favorite as of 11:58 on Jan 9, 2019

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

They are the best. The artichoke dip gone horribly wrong is my favorite.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




holy hell that weatherman has a gigantic hidden penis

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin


It's even jizzing. Perfect.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



Luiha, I hardly know her!

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.



CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008



FInland is a blessed nation

EDIT: If anyone wants to visit, it's the municipality of Lempäälä located in southwest Finland. It apparently has the second-largest shopping mall of the Nordic nationbs, so there's that.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.



Hakkarin kartano. What a wonderful phrase!

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Hakkarin kartano. What a wonderful phrase!

It means not flaccid, anywhere in the bays.

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