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DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

To become the moon
Then all the world will be in sight!



Jerry Cotton posted:

Uhh we form around our bumholes, actually.

Just in case anyone thinks Jerry Cotton is joking, be aware that this is 100% accurate. Chordates (including us and everything else that has bones) and echinoderms (sea stars and sea cucumbers and junk) share the highly evolved trait of forming our first embryonic structures around our anuses, called "deuterostomy" (meaning "second hole" since our mouth develops second, after the anus). Other animals, such as mollusks (clams and snails and poo poo) and arthropods (bugs, crustaceans, etc.) form around their mouth (protostomy, "first hole").

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


DontMockMySmock posted:

bugs, crustaceans, etc. form around their mouth.



Ah so do bats have assholes at all?

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

To become the moon
Then all the world will be in sight!



Jerry Cotton posted:

Ah so do bats have assholes at all?



edit: poo poo, wrong C&H

bike tory
May 6, 2007



Important to note that some people never move past the "just an rear end in a top hat" phase

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



https://i.imgur.com/1eYHZdO.gifv

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Nothing wrong with making a pussy feel good

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Captain Hygiene posted:

Nothing wrong with making a pussy feel good

Paging Cumshitter

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



DontMockMySmock posted:

Just in case anyone thinks Jerry Cotton is joking, be aware that this is 100% accurate. Chordates (including us and everything else that has bones) and echinoderms (sea stars and sea cucumbers and junk) share the highly evolved trait of forming our first embryonic structures around our anuses, called "deuterostomy" (meaning "second hole" since our mouth develops second, after the anus). Other animals, such as mollusks (clams and snails and poo poo) and arthropods (bugs, crustaceans, etc.) form around their mouth (protostomy, "first hole").



Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Please get me out of this snake.





This has to be on purpose, come on.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer


Sweater puppies

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012



I'm sure you're supposed to be thinking nipples but I'm just thinking skin tags.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Nap Ghost


FREE THE NIPPLES

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

Man, chicken pox sucks as an adult.

bike tory
May 6, 2007






shadow on the right guy's chest









Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice


ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It is time for your viscera to see the light of day!


That one's intentional.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?



Wood

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Proudly supporting the Lowtax Spine Fund 2018-19



If I'm not mistaken that's a Japanese mushroom, so it's a sex organ already.

bike tory
May 6, 2007



Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN


That's kinda a hat on a hat situation.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



https://i.imgur.com/PmBOknC.gifv

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.


Cool, it's a SFW meatspin.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

They all claim low-flush toilets work just as well, but I don't believe it

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



https://i.imgur.com/kiJa9jI.mp4

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.


oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

This post brought to you by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS.
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Talk about spreading your seed

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

oldpainless posted:

Talk about spreading your seed

Well, if you insist

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



https://youtu.be/Fw1RRG2iQDM?t=70s

1:10 if the video doesn’t start there

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


College Slice


Druid girls make do

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/cbloggy/status/1236776358824402944

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry



"my furnace exhaust made an ice sculpture overnight"

zcrow
May 6, 2014

Ah.. yeah... um... tup tup tup tup tup.. this is something we'll add down the line


Memento posted:



"my furnace exhaust made an ice sculpture overnight"

The two proud, but exhausted parents stand protective over their newborn youngster. At birth the infant pipeling lacks its parents protected carapace, leaving it vulnerable.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


KY's new ad slogan: are YOU brave enough?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Milo and POTUS posted:

KY's new ad slogan: are YOU brave enough?

Just in case anyone's never seen it:

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN


Get past the ridge at the top and the rest's easy.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Pneub posted:

Get past the ridge at the top and the rest's easy.

Flared base level: the planet Earth

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



https://i.imgur.com/2rfoVOc.mp4

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



eh, ive had worse sex

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006

Who are you to doubt El Vago?



Krankenstyle posted:

eh, ive had worse sex

Braggart

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