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Jul 11, 2004

Coward posted:

Why is it For, not Against?


Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

One Potato to rule them all,
One Potato to find them,
One Potato to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.

Bread Liar

Craptacular posted:

Yeah that's some 1980's "play this rock album backwards and it's the devil talking to you"-level ridiculousness. If you want to see a sexy ice lady or listen to the devil talking I guess you're going to find it but I think it's more than a bit contrived.

Snopes link

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die

Lawson posted:

violet seeds

"Titty sprinkles"

Sep 9, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure


Subjunctive posted:

The linked article indicates that he was never convinced to reveal that detail.

I remember someone said it was Abel's tipoff it was a stunt, but him never saying anything has always made me think he just hosed up.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short

Picnic Princess posted:

"Titty sprinkles"

Little ladybugs

Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Ziv Zulander posted:

Little ladybugs

Do you people think that boobies grow on trees, or something?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

MrUnderbridge posted:

I heard a guy claiming the "Ooga-chaka" in Hooked on a Feeling was really "who got sucked off". And not some stoner rando, but a marketing guy.

Honestly? That sounds way better than the original and I won’t have it any other way going forward

The Imp of Nipples
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

a kitten posted:

pfft, well that's a whole different thing entirely then.


I didn't want to find out about Sean Lock this way.

Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

My friend’s birthday cake and I’m sorry but it looks like a prolapse.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

....what the gently caress is it if not

The New York Times
Mar 2, 2013

1-800-NYTIMES for FREE home delivery

A bouquet of bloody tongues, obviously

bike tory
May 6, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

....what the gently caress is it if not

It's got strawberries and strawberry jelly on top, which is glistening uncomfortably under that lighting

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:


i have an erection


e: lol gently caress it made me laugh again

bike tory
May 6, 2007

Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.

Ah, the spiciest sex toy.

Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Desert girls make do

Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Ultra Carp

Needle dick

Feb 13, 2012

Aug 23, 2007

Aug 6, 2019

Nov 8, 2009

You dial up a thick T-BONE STEAK, which you are sure Becquerel is in the mood for because he is in the mood for steak every day and is never in the mood for anything else.

If you zoom out it looks like that too

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

it looks like those images where the mouth is copypasted over where the eyes should be

bike tory
May 6, 2007

Nah if you look really closely you can see that this is actually a photoshop, his eyes don't really look like that. You see what they've done - and this is subtle so I can see why you all might not have caught it, but I used to work with photoshop quite a lot so I guess I'm experienced enough to spot these things - what they've done is not only zoom in but actually also they have rotated the image 90°

Feb 13, 2012

Pesterchum posted:

If you zoom out it looks like that too

I’m not seeing it.

Nevermind. I figured it out.

Aug 6, 2019

Sep 12, 2006

sparkle and shine

Those look like they were meant to b porchettas, kind of.

bike tory
May 6, 2007

Did they tie them up with baling twine?

Nov 4, 2009

doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot

College Slice

bike tory posted:

Did they tie them up with baling twine?

My money is on bungee cords.

Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Did they just put them in the bottom of a toaster oven with no tray?

A lot of things went wrong here

Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

I was also distressed over what they tied it up with. Paracord? Hair ties? Whatever it is, it looks like something that is not supposed to go inside an oven.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Ultra Carp


I was also distressed over what they tied it up with. Paracord? Hair ties? Whatever it is, it looks like something that is not supposed to go inside an oven.

det cord

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...

Slippery Tilde

Cursed fleshlight indeed.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang

Cable Guy posted:

Cursed fleshlight indeed.

lmao jesus

Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.

It looks like the normal elastic ties you get on some joints? I don't know what it's called but they come tied up like that.

Sep 27, 2004

I was definitely thinking hair ties

Aug 23, 2007

Aug 25, 2009

Bleak Gremlin


Also, cross-postin'

Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

I guess these work like Claddagh rings, dicks inward leave me alone, dicks outward come and get some.


Enos Shenk
Nov 3, 2011

Definately did a double-take when this came down the line. Hello old friend.

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