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Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...



I will never be able to look at Haribo gums or pacifiers again without remembering this.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

Thread.

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1287521907982471168

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014



I think real life needs a mute button. It's too late at night to see someone talking about fitting a bayonet to a banana.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014








Okay, why is it shaped like a cartoon pig? I'd honestly would have thought it was a weird juicer.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

High Energy, Good Feeling!




People like cute things?

Like, I can get a cute pig bottle opener, why not a cute pig....Clit Flicker?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007



I believe that is the fetish people call "paypigs."

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

Paladinus posted:



Okay, why is it shaped like a cartoon pig? I'd honestly would have thought it was a weird juicer.

*ineptly farts on oranges to really bring out the flavor* "There's got to be a better way!"

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Cartoon Man posted:

("snip"-- very large boob to foot video)

Reminds me of Paul Rudd:

https://twitter.com/marlownyc/statu...4942464?lang=en

Full video: https://firstwefeast.com/eat/2019/10/paul-rudd-hot-ones
(pro-click if I do say so myself)


That guy's just too good for this world. His bit about realizing that going on talk shows is all just to promote things rather than hang out and chat (like he thought when he was young). At the end he's given the chance to say or promote whatever he wants: "So let people know what you got going on in your life," Paul Rudd says "I got nothing going on [...] you know what, the artificiality of the conv- I'm not here to sell anything, I'm here to celebrate. This is a celebration, not a commercial."

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007
This Goon is a Dumb Prick!

Grimey Drawer

Knee posted:

Reminds me of Paul Rudd:

https://twitter.com/marlownyc/statu...4942464?lang=en

Full video: https://firstwefeast.com/eat/2019/10/paul-rudd-hot-ones
(pro-click if I do say so myself)


That guy's just too good for this world. His bit about realizing that going on talk shows is all just to promote things rather than hang out and chat (like he thought when he was young). At the end he's given the chance to say or promote whatever he wants: "So let people know what you got going on in your life," Paul Rudd says "I got nothing going on [...] you know what, the artificiality of the conv- I'm not here to sell anything, I'm here to celebrate. This is a celebration, not a commercial."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gfg4OMrqCU#t=58s
Scroll to :58 if the link starts from the top.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007





https://twitter.com/gendenslow/stat...867441112997888

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

Looks like they provide in person natural fertilizer for your garden.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255



This took way to long for me to figure out what its supposed to be.

McPhearson
Aug 4, 2007
Hot Damn!


https://twitter.com/cpmilans/status/1288155019762597889

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...





Slippery Tilde

Two girls, one truck.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007





Does audio count?

https://twitter.com/robwattsf1/stat...125763569324032

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

https://i.imgur.com/lRtoi64.mp4

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

Somebody post this entire page in the #blessed thread

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin


minato posted:

Peace is stored in the balls

bike tory
May 6, 2007




Looks like you could do with a mask debate

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


ultrafilter posted:

Does audio count?
(snip)
"mask debate"

Holy gently caress, is this real? I can't even pick out a favorite, they're all so good.

poo poo yes it counts.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


bike tory posted:

Looks like you could do with a mask debate

No no no... pee is stored in the balls. He just needs to go take a good long piss.


(hey, where did that 'pee stored in the balls' meme come from?)

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

It started as a meme where a dude was saying "the reason I piss myself when those teenagers kick me in the balls is that the bladder isn't real and pee is stored in the balls. Then Chrissy Teigen tweeted it and it cemented its place in the annals of meme history.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

Memento posted:

the anals of meme history

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"



Ok it took me a long rear end time to figure out that it's a swan or some other kind of bird.

The bird and the human do appear to be in love, too.

It's just so spectacularly bad, I can't stop looking at it.

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009
DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL



Not sure if they're in love or not, but it does seem like she's about to shove it into that enormous butt hole.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



Inspector 34 posted:

Not sure if they're in love or not, but it does seem like she's about to shove it into out of that enormous butt hole.

We have to believe in something.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Gimmie that old time religion.

You know, the one where zeus turns into a swan and fucks a lady?

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

I suppose it meant to be the Paraclete, or Holy Ghost, which is often depicted as a bird.

It's a singing community, not a drawing one.

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007
This Goon is a Dumb Prick!

Grimey Drawer

Inspector 34 posted:

Not sure if they're in love or not, but it does seem like she's about to shove it into that enormous butt hole.

Buddy, that is love

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

DorkusMalorkus posted:


Ok it took me a long rear end time to figure out that it's a swan or some other kind of bird.

The bird and the human do appear to be in love, too.

It's just so spectacularly bad, I can't stop looking at it.

Well maybe you should've thought ahead before turning off your monitor

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


gleebster posted:

I suppose it meant to be the Paraclete, or Holy Ghost, which is often depicted as a bird.

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007
This Goon is a Dumb Prick!

Grimey Drawer


Is that what I was praying to as a kid? Catholicism is weird.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


(It is a parakeet, which sounds like paraclete, and is a bird.)

The Ape of Naples
Jul 24, 2007
This Goon is a Dumb Prick!

Grimey Drawer


I was going to make a joke about how I think this is fake but now I can't stop look at the feet of the couch.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

The Ape of Naples posted:

I was going to make a joke about how I think this is fake but now I can't stop look at the feet of the couch.



I'm going to admit I did not notice that

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Looks like one of those with the bottom you can flip to turn it into a caster and also slightly broken or screwed in wrong.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug


He has spoken through the prophets.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!

https://i.imgur.com/06j7BbT.mp4


https://i.imgur.com/pQYaVqp.mp4

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