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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Grandma was really happy about it, I see

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Grandpa gonna lose his job

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




pls dont put grandmas arm in your puss/rear end/mouth

at most maybe just stroke it a little

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018



Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/nazriahi/status/1294382244619001858

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?



Well what else were you expecting when you were looking for a meat substitute

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)




I mean, Beyond Sausage is a pretty decent marketing slogan for lesbianism...

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014




Sometimes that's deliberate. Robert Bliss drew a cock (with optional balls) in every piece of art he created for Magic: the Gathering, most famously for Polymorph:

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand], I require only that you [kneel]


The Imp of Nipples
Jul 24, 2007



Grimey Drawer


Ah, I see, Beautiful Agony has a spin off website.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.




No way that wasn't intentional.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

Phanatic posted:



No way that wasn't intentional.

Haha I have that card and never put the image and flavor text together

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?




Hair Elf


From the replies

https://mobile.twitter.com/jaybee718/status/1294462107329667074

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Necrothatcher posted:

got questions about the design of these women's padded cycling shorts.




I tracked down the bicycle shorts, I'm sorry to report the pink is actually on the inside. They're flipped inside-out in these pictures to show the padding.

Notice the direction of the seams in the various pictures.
https://www.amazon.com/lixada-Cycling-Underwear-Breathable-Lightweight/dp/B07BKVRYDC

It's still a very bad idea to use the inside-out pics as the main photos for your product.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


That's usually where it is

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


The high pressure steam jets and mysterious vapour emissions are less usual, in my admittedly limited experience.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011




Cum Trails

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

Every day they're out there making


whooh ooh

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Still less homoerotic than top gun

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006

Who are you to doubt El Vago?



There are hardcore gay porn videos that are less homoerotic than Top Gun. That's a low bar to clear.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


bike tory
May 6, 2007



Marcade posted:

There are hardcore gay porn videos that are less homoerotic than Top Gun. That's a low bar to clear.

to be fair there's probably a lot of porn that goes right off the end of erotic and becomes straight up clinical in its close, high definition portrayal of peen/scrote/rear end

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004




Ultra Carp

bike tory posted:

to be fair there's probably a lot of porn that goes right off the end of erotic and becomes straight up clinical in its close, high definition portrayal of peen/scrote/rear end

Can't get off if I can't see every razor bump tbqh

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few



You know what they say about Bigfoot.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




mrpwase posted:

You know what they say about Bigfoot.

Yeah he ain't got any legs or feet

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



Probably shouldn't post pictures of the path to your mom's house to be honest.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

anatomi posted:

The local shopping mall wants to inform us of deviating hours.


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?


Vara buttiker indeed

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Gentle Likpas

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?


https://twitter.com/mondomascots/status/1297358346752688128
Please god let twitter embeds work for once

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013



Splicer posted:

Gentle Likpas

Oh gently caress, that activated something inside me

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

I canne has cîsebœuf?



Well what did you expect from something labeled ANL Surprise Toys

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




erect pussy

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm not a hero...





Splicer posted:

Gentle Likpas

I had almost forgotten. Thanks for empowering the brains cells that somehow managed to survive the heavy drinking bouts I undertook to destroy all memory of that comic.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Nyah hah hah hah hah!


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