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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS



That rabbit is hung

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

I can so vividly imagine a huge rubbery schlong bounding and bobbing forth atop the powdery snow.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Karate Bastard posted:

I can so vividly imagine a huge rubbery schlong bounding and bobbing forth atop the powdery snow.

Tsk.

Canadians.

bike tory
May 6, 2007



Karate Bastard posted:

I can so vividly imagine a huge rubbery schlong bounding and bobbing forth atop the powdery snow.

Enough about your ski trip, we're talking about that picture of the snow dick imprints

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.



I feel like I should be posting a link to that YouTube video of the song about a detachable penis or whatever.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007



Knee posted:

I feel like I should be posting a link to that YouTube video of the song about a detachable penis or whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011


Milo and POTUS posted:

Something for everyone
No, they have no bananas.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?


Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


Otteration
Jan 3, 2014




Grimey Drawer


Cool! Now I can freeze to death in peace!

Oh, wait, I'm gay.

Burrr.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.


Otteration posted:

Cool! Now I can freeze to death in peace!

Oh, wait, I'm gay.

Burrr.



Manboobs? If you're into fat guys? Dunno, just trying to help.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-




Pillbug

Well I mean you can still have a good titter over it. Laughter makes you happy, right?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin


Like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010




Yam Slacker



Thanks, now I can finally tell people I've spent $12 on a small bag of pasta from Amazon.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

This reminds me I think I have a cassette player in a box downstairs.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011




Would.

A little lopsided, but still.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



Colder than a what now?

Golden Dragon
Apr 9, 2007

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon

Solice Kirsk posted:

Colder than a what now?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin



Memento has a new favorite as of 07:26 on Feb 2, 2019

bike tory
May 6, 2007




That big veiny cock looks a bit like a potato

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005



Are you sure that isn't just a very dirty dick?

Slippery
May 16, 2004



Muscles Boxcar

rodbeard posted:

Are you sure that isn't just a very dirty dick?

don't dox me bro

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Man, we used to say some potent smoke would "put your dick in the dirt".

Must have been some superior dank.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN



Morning woof

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

bike tory
May 6, 2007




AV/post combo very good here

bony tony
Aug 9, 2013




... That's no moon.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

bony tony posted:

... That's no moon.

Dick Blimp or Butt Balloon?






Glans Zepplin

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?



Tube her

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS



Want to see the dictator of Belarussia offer that to Steven Seagal.

Slippery
May 16, 2004



Muscles Boxcar


I'm op=op

Otteration
Jan 3, 2014




Grimey Drawer


I really really really really hope the phrase "flaky layers" never comes up in any conversation with my proctologist. Really.

bike tory
May 6, 2007




Someone with better skills than me needs to photoshop that to say Glans

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...


bike tory posted:

Someone with better skills than me needs to photoshop that to say Glans

"Glands" would be more accurate.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Zopotantor posted:

"Glands" would be more accurate.

I don't see any differense

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

May not contain nuts?

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I don't see any differense

Oh, there's a vas deferens.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Oh god damnit

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