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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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MrUnderbridge posted:

Oh, there's a vas deferens.

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Slippery
May 16, 2004



Muscles Boxcar

MrUnderbridge posted:

Oh, there's a vas deferens.

lol

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

Blah Blah Blah
Look at me
I'm the Goddamn Batman
Blah Blah Blah



Vidi Veiny Venti

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever



Ah, the Schultz 2020 is the weekly special it seems.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.




Other than the rear end in a top hat, what am I missing?

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE


AFewBricksShy posted:

Other than the rear end in a top hat, what am I missing?

Looks like a dick to me.

stuxracer
May 4, 2006



The green pad thing looks like someone with no pants

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE





Illegal Hen

I can say from experience that this does a terrible job for what it claims to be.

Removing lint from clothes though, this thing is awesome.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


stuxracer posted:

The green pad thing looks like someone with no pants

It’s clearly someone following the hanky code

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

2:35 PM, 5 April 2017. 153 decibels. Caused the cat actual harm.




https://i.imgur.com/6RmYHsM.mp4

bike tory
May 6, 2007




Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



This is a human face lol

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004



Decrepus posted:

This is a human face lol
Look, he identifies as an Oompa Loompa. If there's anything I've learned over the past couple years it's that you must respect how people identify, no matter how ridiculous it is. Please do not make fun of the president's orangey face.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Someone put -this much- tanning lotion, into my ski mask.

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




Decrepus posted:

This is a human face lol

Deeply, deeply disturbing

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Karate Bastard posted:

Someone put -this much- tanning lotion, into my ski mask.

You could caption-comp that photo for weeks.

"Stormy is lying, it's at least this long!"

E: see also this. Probably work safe unless you work in the White House.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX


Craptacular posted:

Look, he identifies as an Oompa Loompa. If there's anything I've learned over the past couple years it's that you must respect how people identify, no matter how ridiculous it is. Please do not make fun of the president's orangey face.

xD

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



More like Spunkler...

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

That time when Coca Cola tried to sell bottled tap water in the UK, possibly with semen in it.

Why did it not work?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof




People aren't into spunkling water, I guess.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Come, socialize and eat ice?
Cream in your pajamas!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



That totally reads as a bottle of cum in the US too, and I never saw anything with Dasani using that slogan here. That excuse sounds like some Coca Cola UK ad writer trying to save their job after getting in trouble for the cum water.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



Yeah, "spunk" has definitely changed meaning since it was last used by Lou Grant.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

When you think about it, Spunk is the past-tense of Spank

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011



You mean future tense.

I am spanking.



I will spunk.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007




College Slice

MrUnderbridge posted:

You mean future tense.

I am spanking.



I will spunk.



Simple grammar, spink/spank/spunk.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Captain Hygiene posted:

Simple grammar, spink/spank/spunk.

You're a mean one, mr grinch?

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004



This HOA is not improving the popular opinion of HOAs.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007



Soiled Meat

Wh-

I thought Trump lived in the white house?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Karate Bastard posted:

Wh-

I thought Trump lived in the white house?

Well, we may not have replicants and flying cars in 2019, but at least we have those scanners that let you zoom in on photos with infinite resolution.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos


Be right back, buying a Honda Insight

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)


Fun Shoe

You spank, your partner is spunk.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Mr. Sunshine posted:

You spank, your partner is spunk.

You don't know my life

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009
DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL



Mr. Sunshine posted:

Your partner is Spunk.

I'd watch this parody of The Wire

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




youre not my spunk, spank

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